Flavors of gum

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twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

When a loaf of gum is exposed to intense heat and pressure it becomes a breath mint

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# ? Jan 10, 2019 17:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:40

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i flunked out posted:

heres a gum related question, is a slice, a piece, or a stick of gum?

i prefer the term "wad of gum"

# ? Jan 10, 2019 22:10

alnilam

Hey bud, care for a wad? *spits large piece out and splits it in two* it's wintergreen! well, it was

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:08

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alnilam posted:

Hey bud, care for a wad? *spits large piece out and splits it in two* it's wintergreen! well, it was

fun fact: this was how i had my first kiss :love:

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:22

alnilam

# ? Jan 10, 2019 23:26

FactsAreUseless

Nicorette Kidz Dubble Bubble Toil and Trubble

# ? Jan 11, 2019 01:16

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Nicorette Kidz Dubble Bubble Toil and Trubble

Marlboro: Junior's Training Nicotine Gum

# ? Jan 11, 2019 06:03

FactsAreUseless

bare bottom pancakes posted:

Marlboro: Junior's Training Nicotine Gum

Baby in an "I'M A MARL-BOY" onesie

# ? Jan 11, 2019 19:24

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Oh hey I never bought that second pack of gum

I should get on that

# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:00

FutonForensic

triple mint. now with 10 seconds more flavor to be the only thing that delineates between chewing the gum and chewing on a loose piece of tongue

# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:53

FactsAreUseless

FutonForensic posted:

triple mint. now with 10 seconds more flavor to be the only thing that delineates between chewing the gum and chewing on a loose piece of tongue

With a trembling hand, a Trident scientist burns his formula for "quadruple mint." The world isn't ready. It's not ready.

# ? Jan 23, 2019 22:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

gilette's new triple razor gum, 3 times the razors, 3 times the fun

# ? Jan 23, 2019 23:25

alnilam

Trent reznor gum, slogan "I wanna clog you from the insides"

# ? Jan 23, 2019 23:36

FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

Trent reznor gum, slogan "I wanna clog you from the insides"

I want to chew you like some bubble gum
I want you to provide fluoride
I love your pepperimint flavor
9 of 10 dentists agree

# ? Jan 24, 2019 03:35

google THIS

Triplemint
Quadent
6

The ghost of Victor Borge approves

# ? Jan 24, 2019 04:32

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Imagine walking out of the store and your pack of gum says "Ment"

# ? Jan 24, 2019 07:34

FactsAreUseless

Jedrick posted:

Imagine walking out of the store and your pack of gum says "Ment"

Found this while searching for "ment gum" and I think it's something we can all learn from:

# ? Jan 24, 2019 07:49

Twenty Four

people, such as Shakira

# ? Jan 24, 2019 09:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Twenty Four posted:

people, such as Shakira

# ? Jan 24, 2019 12:47

google THIS

Carrie panics as she starts bleeding profusely in the shower. Suddenly Shakira walks in. "Looks like you're having a youthful event," she says. "Here, have some gum."

# ? Jan 24, 2019 16:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Carrie panics as she starts bleeding profusely in the shower. Suddenly Shakira walks in. "Looks like you're having a youthful event," she says. "Here, have some gum."

# ? Jan 24, 2019 16:16

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Carrie panics as she starts bleeding profusely in the shower. Suddenly Shakira walks in. "Looks like you're having a youthful event," she says. "Here, have some gum."

# ? Jan 24, 2019 16:42

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

There's peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, and bubblegum
Mixed fruit, berry, watermelon, cinnamon
Orange blast, lemonlime, passionfruit lychee,
Whitening, brightening, freshening and sugarfree

These are the only flavors as they are known to Harvard
There may be many others but they haven't been discovered

# ? Jan 24, 2019 17:28

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

triple men gum. commercial shows three muscular men working out naked and then squeegeeing their sweat into a bucket of chewing gum ingredients, flashes over to someone popping a stick of gum in their mouths and closing their eyes in ecstasy as they taste the bold flavor

# ? Jan 24, 2019 18:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Fugu gum
Now available in liver flavor, with even more tetrodotoxin!
The flavor will take your breath away.

Packaged in single sticks, because you won't need more than one.

# ? Jan 24, 2019 20:33

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

*opens Big League Chew pouch*

*selects single strand, places it in mouth*

*chews extremely delicately*

# ? Jan 25, 2019 00:58

Twenty Four

Abugadu posted:

*opens Big League Chew pouch*

*selects single strand, places it in mouth*

*chews extremely delicately*

Big league? Not even gonna make single A ball in the minors with stuff like that! *spits*

*Discreetly pulls out my pouch of "Minor League Chew"*

# ? Jan 25, 2019 12:51

Finger Prince

Grass flavoured gum. Now with real grass texture. It's actually just wad of grass. You chew it. Save it for later in your rumen.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 08:53

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:40

Mummy Napkin

Flamin' Hot gum

# ? Jan 27, 2019 04:14

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