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Luvcow

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google THIS posted:

E-commerce has created a situation where pretty much every niche thing you can imagine exists but a lot of things pretty much everyone wants still don't.

"Can I get a cure for cancer?"

"Nope."

"How about Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habanero wing flavored chewing gum?"

"Traditional or boneless?"

"Traditional."

"Do you prefer drumette?"

"Flat is fine."

"Order two cases and it's free shipping."

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wrigleys salt and vinegar bubble gum

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hubba bubba mayonnaise flavored chewing gum

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chewels high school football player sweaty gym sock bubble gum

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tinfoil flavored chewing gum

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trident nostalgia flavors "under the desk", aged for ten years under oaken desks

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*me popping my dinner gum into the microwave*

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FutonForensic posted:

craving that Big Gum flavor

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*struggling to flatten the gumball in my pocket into a flat disc as the scientist i'm arguing with waits for my refutation of his round gumball theory*

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gilette's new triple razor gum, 3 times the razors, 3 times the fun

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Twenty Four posted:

people, such as Shakira

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google THIS posted:

Carrie panics as she starts bleeding profusely in the shower. Suddenly Shakira walks in. "Looks like you're having a youthful event," she says. "Here, have some gum."

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triple men gum. commercial shows three muscular men working out naked and then squeegeeing their sweat into a bucket of chewing gum ingredients, flashes over to someone popping a stick of gum in their mouths and closing their eyes in ecstasy as they taste the bold flavor

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