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Twenty Four


This made me think about why gum is always mint or fruit flavored. My absurd thought process made me think about meat flavored gum. Like a big old chaw of beef that you just keep chewing on.

There's no way that could be real right? 10 seconds of internet search, and yeah, apparently it's real.

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FactsAreUseless posted:

A licorice gum called Juicy Root


FactsAreUseless posted:

Santa baby
Leave some gum under the tree
For me

Santa baby
It should taste like old-rear end dried leaves
You see


FactsAreUseless posted:

Excitedly opening my presents to find literally dozens of boxes of gum, turning to the camera and shouting "Wow! Mom got me TRUCK NUTZ GUM, now in Anise-Tilapia and Trouble Mint!"

lol

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vanisher posted:

Big league chew but its tobacco flavored

lol

bare bottom pancakes posted:

Mm-mmm, Sour Cream & Onion gum

Sour Cream & Gumion

vanisher posted:

Popcorn gum with sharp corn shell flakes inside

nooooooo

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A note on the activities night message board at the local senior center:

When and Where: Friday, 6:30 PM in the rec room immediately following dinner.

What: Gum your Gum night social event. Dentures will be collected at the door, and returned after the festivities.

Twenty Four


people, such as Shakira

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Abugadu posted:

*opens Big League Chew pouch*

*selects single strand, places it in mouth*

*chews extremely delicately*

Big league? Not even gonna make single A ball in the minors with stuff like that! *spits*

*Discreetly pulls out my pouch of "Minor League Chew"*

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