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Trident Extra Fresh Rosemary-Dogshit

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A licorice gum called Juicy Root

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"Camel Dick" by 5 Gum

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Santa baby
Leave some gum under the tree
For me

Santa baby
It should taste like old-rear end dried leaves
You see

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Excitedly opening my presents to find literally dozens of boxes of gum, turning to the camera and shouting "Wow! Mom got me TRUCK NUTZ GUM, now in Anise-Tilapia and Trouble Mint!"

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Peaches 'n' Cum

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A gum that tastes like murdering an elephant feels

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Nicorette Kidz Dubble Bubble Toil and Trubble

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bare bottom pancakes posted:

Marlboro: Junior's Training Nicotine Gum
Baby in an "I'M A MARL-BOY" onesie

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FutonForensic posted:

triple mint. now with 10 seconds more flavor to be the only thing that delineates between chewing the gum and chewing on a loose piece of tongue
With a trembling hand, a Trident scientist burns his formula for "quadruple mint." The world isn't ready. It's not ready.

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alnilam posted:

Trent reznor gum, slogan "I wanna clog you from the insides"
I want to chew you like some bubble gum
I want you to provide fluoride
I love your pepperimint flavor
9 of 10 dentists agree

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Jedrick posted:

Imagine walking out of the store and your pack of gum says "Ment"
Found this while searching for "ment gum" and I think it's something we can all learn from:

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