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E-commerce has created a situation where pretty much every niche thing you can imagine exists but a lot of things pretty much everyone wants still don't. "Can I get a cure for cancer?" "Nope." "How about Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habanero wing flavored chewing gum?" "Traditional or boneless?" "Traditional." "Do you prefer drumette?" "Flat is fine." "Order two cases and it's free shipping." |
# ¿ Dec 26, 2018 19:51 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:48 |
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I'm here to kick rear end and chew rear end-flavored gum, and I'm all out of rear end. |
# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 16:28 |
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No thanks, I've seen that movie. |
# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 01:17 |
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Gum flavored gum, ad infinitum (infinigum?) |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 15:52 |
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Dubble Bubble? Ugh, I don't like blends. I only chew single bubble gum. |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 18:24 |
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It's a slice if you personally observed said gum being sliced off a full loaf of gum, a piece if the gum is considered a firearm, and a stick if it broke off of a gum tree. |
# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 15:27 |
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Triplemint Quadent 6 The ghost of Victor Borge approves |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 04:32 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:48 |
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Carrie panics as she starts bleeding profusely in the shower. Suddenly Shakira walks in. "Looks like you're having a youthful event," she says. "Here, have some gum." |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 16:13 |