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a computer you can have sex with
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a computer you can't have sex with
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the return of beos
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My Linux Rig posted:an online therapist service run by a chat bot https://www.wysa.io/
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another layer for the landfills earth dead why not
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a smart marijuana grow box with a webcam. it hosts the live feed from your personal internet connection on a public and indexable page
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A 21.6" 144hz 1080p oled monitor that fucks your wallet
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Silver Alicorn posted:smart toilet that analyzes your poo and suggests food items smart pipe is a registered sex offender
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akadajet posted:single use rechargeable batteries 
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:another layer for the landfills
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Serious idea: Low voltage lighting with thin film wiring that you can just stick on the walls and ceiling. You could probably use conductive paint too. Basically an electrician and a 120V wire should not be required to have a ceiling light.
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Stereotype posted:Serious idea: Low voltage lighting with thin film wiring that you can just stick on the walls and ceiling. ces idea: this except it connects to a server over http so you can set the color and brightness from your phone
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a cup except it connects to the internet for some reason (my mom has this)
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Stereotype posted:Serious idea: Low voltage lighting with thin film wiring that you can just stick on the walls and ceiling. i hate that too but low voltage thermostats and doorbells basically just give household cowboys a license to gently caress things up without repercussion
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There are over 400 exhibitors that have names that start with Shenzhen and have Technology in them and I want to go to all of them.
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hifi posted:i hate that too but low voltage thermostats and doorbells basically just give household cowboys a license to gently caress things up without repercussion If you love lovely 20 gauge wires running randomly all through the walls then you'll love unfindable non-debuggable conductive paint connections just all over the surface of the walls even more!
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My Linux Rig posted:smart fridge that analyzes the contents to tell you when it’s gone bad and to collect the information about your fridge contents to sell to grocery stores maybe combine with a food subscription like the printers and their terrible “charge you for printing pages beyond your plan in your own home” subscriptions blue apron: fridge edition
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My Linux Rig posted:a roomba but for your isn’t this Bathroom Duck?
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Can’t wait to see Logitech’s latest in shoddy manufacturing
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Gazpacho posted:Can’t wait to see Logitech’s latest in shoddy manufacturing Their products are gr8. Personally, I'm excited for the hot new washer-dryers. How many years does CES have left? CEBIT, the world's biggest consumer electronics show, just shut down.
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juicero but for toast $100 gets you two slices of bread per day for a whole month!
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Silver Alicorn posted:smart toilet that analyzes your poo and suggests food items this, except its in your workplace and an AI produces reports and recommendations for your boss to "help" you optimise your toilet breaks
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:this, except its in your workplace and an AI produces reports and recommendations for your boss to "help" you optimise your toilet breaks this except it fires the employees with the nastiest shits, if an interviewer takes a bathroom break the amount of time they take and an analysis of their bowl movement is recorded. Time on the pot is money out of your pocket, and an unhealthy employee costs more.
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:this, except its in your workplace and an AI produces reports and recommendations for your boss to "help" you optimise your toilet breaks amazon would buy the poo poo out of these
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so is this the show where companies show off their latest televisions that have lovely gimmicks that are coming later this year?
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CES 2069: Zoll is your dad and now computers gently caress you
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Lambert posted:Their products are gr8
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:so is this the show where companies show off their latest televisions that have lovely gimmicks that are coming later this year? yes but also the tv watches you and the display/UX was a complete afterthought
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:so is this the show where companies show off their latest televisions that have lovely gimmicks that are coming later this year? yes. this year the gimmicks will be 8k and even more voice integration
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Tiny countertop dishwasher that only washes one set of bachelor dishes (spoon, bowl, and star wars cup) and also connects to a phone for some reason.
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