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Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender


code:
PATCH NOTES FOR 17.1a
* Added JRE appreciation

PATCH NOTES FOR 17.0
* New codebase to avoid a new round of Fishmeching and apparently Fortnite bashing
* New IoT support since everyone is getting Christmas gifts that plug into the Internet unnecessarily

PATCH NOTES FOR 16.0
* Tavis is taking a vacation so we're making a new thread
* This thread is not a place for discussing rape apology, mens rights activism, how much you want to talk about MRAs, Wikileaks, how Wikileaks is not a wiki, and Julian Assange

PATCH NOTES FOR 15.0
* Thread now has a 30% slowdown

PATCH NOTES FOR 14.0
* New thread because I was tired of seeing my old forums name in the bookmarks
* True origins of DEFCON have been made clear

PATCH NOTES FOR 13.0
* Avoids slamming car doors into genitals
* Removed conversation that belongs in D&D

PATCH NOTES FOR 12.0
* A whole new version to reflect the ever-changing threat landscape
* Official HTTPS support--it only took Lowtax like a decade to get it to work properly

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.4
* Added details at end of OP for why the thread is called "You're busted, dude"

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.3
* POP POP of unsigned ints

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.0
* new version with less bloat
* all anime removed and hopefully forever

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.1
* no patch notes required

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.0

* decided that 8 and 9 were bad numbers and skipping to '10' would make us look cooler.
* js crypto added in for the sake of an internet argument

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.69

* Added 1.2 billion passwords from Russian hacker forums

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.2 "BoringSFM"

* The name is aspirational and not yet a promise

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.0.1g

* changed version number

PATCH NOTES FOR V0.9.8

* once again removed LF and Fishmech corruption from the last thread
* added a new feature that enables the mods/admins to go ahead and probate/ban as necessary if LF'n poo poo happens
* added heartbeat feature to non-existent SSL layer on the forums

PATCH NOTES FOR V69

* removed LF and Fishmech corruption from last thread
* new "hello" service for conference attendees
* blocking of js crypto through message relay services like twitter

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.2

* made more efficient for version 1.2 after having removed fishmeching and talk about credit card contracts

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.1

* don't loving use any of these goddamn exploits you dumbshits


join us on irc: irc.synirc.net #yossec

useful news resource for information security professionals: http://reddit.com/r/netsec/

risky business podcast is worth listening to and yospos has been mentioned in it before

here are some old threads that haven't been archived:

Security Fuckup Megathread - v16.2 - /home/land/security/theatre (may-dec 2018)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v15.1 - Stop!!! I Kill You Researcher (jan-apr 2018)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order? (jun 2017-jan 2018)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v13.69 - plugins may violate privacy (jan-jun 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v12.2 - you have slammed your dick in the car door (apr 2016-jan 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v11.4 - who u gonna snitch to pussy bitch gently caress u (apr 2015-apr 2016)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v10.1 (Hackers can turn your gas station into a bomb) (nov 2014-apr 2015)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.69 (stay safe security ghost) (aug-nov 2014)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.2 "BoringSFM" (jun-aug 2014)



just a reminder: this is for sec gently caress ups. if you want to talk about telecoms or politics (including wikileaks), make a new thread

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 27, 2019

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I watched a bunch of deviant ollam videos recently

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
how do I install my amazon echo

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!

Methanar posted:

how do I install my amazon echo


  1. open trash bin
  2. toss echo in trash bin
  3. close trash bin
  4. rejoice in freedom from iot

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy






:evilbuddy:

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Ground floor, are computers good yet?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Hello fellow computer touchers

simble
May 11, 2004

apseudonym posted:

Ground floor, are computers good yet?

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Carbon dioxide posted:

Hello fellow computer touchers

gross

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Silver Alicorn posted:

I watched a bunch of deviant ollam videos recently

I saw one of his talks about physical access and then popped half the doors in my office with an Allen key

entirely coincidentally I'm moving to a different office at the start of next year

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






New year, new thread

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

apseudonym posted:

Ground floor, are computers good yet?
all signs point to gently caress no

Kazinsal posted:

I saw one of his talks about physical access and then popped half the doors in my office with an Allen key
One of the things that shocked me when i visited the US was the crumminess of pretty much all of the physical infrastructure.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

in on the ground floor which may or may not be the first floor

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
hi thread, I’m posting this from an unpatched windows xp box with all default ports open because I figure nobody’s going to bother trying to hack those any more, it’s security by reverse psychology

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Skim Milk posted:

in on the ground floor which may or may not be the first floor

put a piece of paper in the elevator door, it should open for you even if you don’t have a badge

ozymandOS
Jun 9, 2004
ground floor security posting

amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah

Soricidus posted:

hi thread, I’m posting this from an unpatched windows xp box with all default ports open because I figure nobody’s going to bother trying to hack those any more, it’s security by reverse psychology

steve gibson says your raw sockets will destroy the internet

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




0 day

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Soricidus posted:

hi thread, I’m posting this from an unpatched windows xp box with all default ports open because I figure nobody’s going to bother trying to hack those any more, it’s security by reverse psychology

can't get my credit card details if they're fighting 5000 other hackers trying to get my credit card details first

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
it's called a ctf

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I’m hoping a state actor gets there first and patches all the vulns including any 0 days they’re still holding onto. may as well get some value from my taxes even if it means they use me to hack other people or w/e

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Soricidus posted:

hi thread, I’m posting this from an unpatched windows xp box with all default ports open because I figure nobody’s going to bother trying to hack those any more, it’s security by reverse psychology

:same:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

hi I'm calling from Microsoft there's a security virus problem on your thread and it's hacking your computer

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
oh day

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






flakeloaf posted:

hi I'm calling from Microsoft there's a security virus problem on your thread and it's hacking your computer

Please do the needful

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




flakeloaf posted:

hi I'm calling from Microsoft there's a security virus problem on your thread and it's hacking your computer

russians just sprayed vodka on it

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I think you can do PiHole in teh :butt:, you can also make an open resolver that way.

:v:

E: I'm actually thinking of building this (High Apple Pie In The Sky Hole, not open resolvers) as a service for the customers of the MSP I work for where there's a lot of :yayclod: paranoia around. This might be a way to help "talk them down off the ledge" (as the kids say these days)?

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Dec 27, 2018

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

flakeloaf posted:

hi I'm calling from Microsoft there's a security virus problem on your thread and it's hacking your computer

:ohdear:

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:

Cyber

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:

is this one of those western remakes of the ring?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




the token ringu

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

hands off the e1505, miss

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

why are computer model numbers so bad. like, what happened to gateway 2000 etc

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Raere posted:

why are computer model numbers so bad. like, what happened to gateway 2000 etc

It was bad

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Raere posted:

why are computer model numbers so bad. like, what happened to gateway 2000 etc

video cards are worse

the number does not tell you which one is faster and there's no reason for it

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

MLYP

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder
Nobody touched the epoop?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

fins posted:

Nobody touched the epoop?

i assume the only reason there's a new thread is that lain came up with a thread title she liked and wanted it right now

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



spankmeister posted:

Please do the needful

ive got a piggly wiggly by me can i buy the steam cards i need to patch my windows there?

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