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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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geonetix posted:

me, trying to get some NIST references into some documentation.



thanks US Government. at least the banner works great with amberpos

anyone know of copy of all the NIST documentation?

maybe you can find some in their github?
https://github.com/usnistgov

i used one of their things for work this month & it worked as advertised

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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america really shot itself in the foot by exempting faxes from HIPAA whatever

now you have to maintain that old poo poo way past forever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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its like how yall still used checks way past 2015 even.

i remember seeing a check being cashed at one of my first shifts at the grocery in 1995, and that one time was literally also the last time i saw a check used

holy lmao im almost 40 and i only learned about crossing checks from books. you all had to depend on that for decades

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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lol, lmao

e: seriously sorry but thats hosed up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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secfuck-adjacent, i used to be able to overdraft my debit card without prior agreement until like 2007ish (no credit, see) --- trick was to run between the various banks' machines because they didnt sync immediately. Then hungover me has the problem

(i also remember abusing the days longer ch-chunk machine delay but it was made illegal here in like 1997ish)

now everything has been synced for a decade+

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Shame Boy posted:

here it took the economic meltdown and a federal law to make it so your bank couldn't just let you overdraft and then charge you insane fees for it.

the law doesn't bar them from doing it, it just makes it opt-in, so now the banks repackaged it as some kind of service, like "gee if your account is out of money your card will be declined, but with Super Account Protection Plus the purchase will still go through and you can just pay us a $50 overdraft fee for the privilege, isn't that great???"

oh but late/over/etc fees in general have been maxed out at 100dkk ~ 12-15usd at least since the 1990s, probably earlier

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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spankmeister posted:

Let's not pick on the Americans and their archaic banking system again guys.

like kicking someone who's lying down

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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little snitch owns bones

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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lmao wtf google still lets apps obtain and transfer a unique id that can be used for cross-referencing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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"Google allow users to reset (and thereby change) their Advertising ID in their phones’ Google settings34. However, we found that unless a user actively changes their Advertising ID, it stays persistent. For instance, we found that the Advertising ID doesn’t change when a device is reset to its factory settings if the user logs into the Android device using the same Google account."

rofl

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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lmao if you even look in your applications folder and dont just cmd-space instead

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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ipnp and i cant stop

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Max Facetime posted:

just 1 of the three isn’t, and him being of a specific skin color is apparently so important to the tradition that still, all too often, he’s portrayed by someone in blackface

iirc its to show theyre from all over the world or something like that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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CmdrRiker posted:

I hope everyone knows that they should never roll their own encryption.

*rolls d20*

critical... 1 :negative:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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since everything can be fingerprinted now, do noisemakers exist?

im thinking like a background process that just caches everything and crawls links or not at a random pace, ie human-like behavior that will mess with my profile. naturally with various values for useragent, viewport, etc, etc

anyone have that? i have plenty bandwidth to spare so im fine with my machine just bullshiting 24/7

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Penisface posted:

start a tor exit node :)

ugh no im not a fan of child porn

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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also,

jit bull transpile posted:

I don't think you trust
in my
self signed web certify

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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people are dumb as poo poo, and even when they're clever, they're callous as gently caress.

but also at least in denmark there were black people even in the 1600s,1700s. mostly slaves but also freemen. i wanna say 2% of white people in denmark are probably moors or quadroons or some other weird racialist term

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Lain Iwakura posted:

it won't fit and it would be v17.1, not v18.0 thanks

perhaps
code:
YOSPOS › Security Fuckup Megathread - v17.1 - "security fuckups" not "insecurity fuckups"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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turns out the internet is a piece of poo poo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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seconding deliciousness of venison

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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is it one of those alien ovipositor things :whitewater:

i refuse to google it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Celexi posted:

This is like the old crapware that existed for Windows"let us track your computer and web browsing use, show ads and get money" just the Mobile version

lol i remember being annoyed back then that it wasnt available outside america

thank god for that lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Grace Baiting posted:

ⓑⓛⓞⓒⓚⓒⓗ🅐🅘ⓝ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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the C++ is decompiled

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i think there is a world market for maybe five passwords

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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jeg sladrer! ;)

but at least youre not working for Gladsaxe municipality lol

for the non-danes, they've had 3 separate leaks within the last year (2 via stolen equipment with spreadsheets with citizen data on the C: drive -- all unencrypted of course, 1 via badly configured website that served up spreadsheets (of course))

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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I'm ymirstuff-235

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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gandi seems more of a WinNuke kinda guy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Volmarias posted:

Imagine four emails on the edge of a gateway. Sending happy birthday messages works the same way.

just remembered the time i was doing some debugging of the email system at oldjob & suddenly it started emailing out all the poo poo that had gotten stuck in the queue. people got emails they shouldve received 2-3 years ago lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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ewiley posted:

I did this but for a backup SMS alert gateway. At 2am. People were not pleased.

hahaha oh man

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I nuked like 25k message in a spam quarantine folder in our proofpoint system when I stumbled in to a bug that made the folder change its retention time to 0 hours (an invalid value that the UI complains about) and everything purged. Thankfully nobody noticed or cared. Sent Proofpoint a restore request and LOL JK WE DONT ACTUALLY KEEP BACKUPS OF ANYTHING gently caress YOU

i once accidentally deleted the rights updates to some 10k of the songs we were selling but i just pretended like nothing and i never heard about it so i guess we didnt sell any of them wrongly :sweatdrop:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Ulf posted:

please refer to my monitor


pls :getout: esr.

dont even joke about being that piece of poo poo :blastu:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

beto's campaign song just some bangin' SID eurobeats

smh half these kids are too old young to know how badass the SID chip was.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Mar 15, 2019

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Volmarias posted:

Put an asm demo in every tweet

i miss those days so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmTHCgvtnQ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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:posthaste: yes please

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

i love seeing traffic from java.exe. what could it be? who cares.

lmao if you still have the java runtime on your computer

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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lotta yall dont understand thread semver

minor point updates for title changes, version bumps for new threads

please dont use yospos threads in production until you have internalized this

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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also, mods pls

Midjack posted:

Security Fuckup Megathread - v17.1 - motherfuckers act like they forgot about jre

also also, little snitch owns bones

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