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Loutre posted:the male giraffe drinks the females pee to see if she wants to bang That's exactly what I said to her to try and redeem the situation, then she just left.
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 now this is what i call a giraffe
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pog boyfriend posted:
that's a cool giraffe 
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pog boyfriend posted:
There's something about this picture quality or this giraffe has an amazing coat. It's shiny somehow.
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 Ralph was having a bit of a bad day, but he's a good giraffe.
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Fun facts about giraffes! The markings on a giraffe are as unique as fingerprints! The style of the marks (general shape, colors, etc) varies from region to region within Africa! Not so fun fact: giraffes are racist, and don't like giraffes who have different pattern styles to their own!
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What you do not realize is those are like different teams in a sport, they have uniforms and division rivals and stuff. It's not racism, giraffes are just football hooligans.
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Giraffes are what happen when you choose your race as horse in character creation, then set all of the sliders to maximum. Oh, and someone posted this like, a month ago in the Blessed Images thread. https://i.imgur.com/HSeaiio.mp4 Master Twig has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Jan 6, 2019 |
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Master Twig posted:Giraffes are what happen when you choose your race as horse in character creation, then set all of the sliders to maximum. those are some nice giraffes
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Loutre posted:I saw some giraffes today. I didn't take any pictures of them but you can just imagine them and it's almost as good. depends on the quality of one's imagination and the quality of the giraffe I guess
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I'm the giraffe just staring straight into the camera like it's tired of your poo poo, Debra.
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Mushika posted:
sorry for the late response but can any scientist goons explain what is happening to this giraffe? i have never seen such an occurrence as this
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It's a giraffe reproducing through mitosis.
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pog boyfriend posted:sorry for the late response but can any scientist goons explain what is happening to this giraffe? i have never seen such an occurrence as this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876229&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 It's a good thread. You won't regret it.
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I am very, very dumb.
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thank you for emptyquoting yourself, just for this thread. your dedication is admirable. somebody buy this goon a pizza!
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pog boyfriend posted:thank you for emptyquoting yourself, just for this thread. your dedication is admirable. somebody buy this goon a pizza! Gaaaaah! I don't even know what in the hell I did there. Mushika has a new favorite as of 16:02 on Feb 14, 2019 |
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Ahh yes the rare quetzalcoatlus giraffidae
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okay, calling BS on this one. can we get some biologists in the thread ASAP?
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suddenly flashing back to being a very young kid and learning to fight by punching my brothers
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pog boyfriend posted:okay, calling BS on this one. can we get some biologists in the thread ASAP? I am a board certified paleogiraffologist and I concur, the lateral horn stabilizers on the pterogiraffe were definitely more swept back than that.
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I don't have giraffe pics but I do have giraffe facts. Giraffes have few to no natural predators, they can kick a lion's goddamn face in. Islamic folklore holds the giraffe to be the Queen of Beasts for her elegance and grace. One time I was at a wildlife park zoo thingy on a bus tour and a giraffe poked its head in through the bus window. Do not underestimate the power of the giraffe.
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I saw a giraffe once:
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oh my goodness goodness goodness look at this cuuuuuuutie!
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Little Acorns posted:oh my goodness goodness goodness look at this cuuuuuuutie! thats adorable.
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Little known fact: British explorers in the 19th century saw a giraffe and asked their guides what it was. The guides answered “giraffe” Giraffe is Swahili for “I don’t know”
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Keith Atherton posted:Little known fact: 
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Keith Atherton posted:Little known fact: i just looked this up and none of this is true. now i dont want to be rude here but i will say that i am disappointed that you would come into this thread and tell lies, mean while every one else is having fun posting giraffes, as a community
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Giraffes from different regions have different fur patterns. 
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Bert Roberge posted:Giraffes from different regions have different fur patterns. Not only that, but they don't associate with giraffes of different patterns. They're kinda racist animals basically.
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Giraffe fights are no joke at all
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Choco1980 posted:Not only that, but they don't associate with giraffes of different patterns. They're kinda racist animals basically. They're well on their way to speciation due to habitat loss separating their gene pools.
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This is the only jifjaff picture I have. Maybe goons can answer question? I dont know. 
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Brewmaster posted:This is the only jifjaff picture I have. Maybe goons can answer question? I dont know. It’s the one on the right.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:It’s the one on the right. absolutely.....would be ridiculous looking for a person to wear a tie at the top on their neck
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Brewmaster posted:This is the only jifjaff picture I have. Maybe goons can answer question? I dont know. A giraffe would wear a necktie like the one on the right, but they would wear a Chippendales style sexy bowtie like the one on the left.
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