I think I got scammed by Walmart...

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Have you tried macadamia nuts, op?

Nutt snipe : :synpa:

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:17

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i love all the people getting fake poo poo sold and shipped by amazon too

how long until its legal to package pure feces and market it as chocolate under trumps FDA

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:37

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

pringles aren't even potatoes i think? they're mostly flour

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:37

Rabite: Apr 13, 2002; Dynamiet Rab

Waltzing Along posted:

Should have bought Pringles.

should have bought a potato

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:48

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Should've gotten the prongles

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:02

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Whooping Crabs posted:

Should've gotten the prongles

Lol I bought those thinking it was a joke and something else would be in it but they were just lovely chips

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:07

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Should've gotten the prongles

cracking up at "once you pop... that's great!"

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:09

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

y'all should come to the costco thread to receive the Good Word

blessed are the lost sheep returning to the flock

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:18

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Time to lawyer up OP. Don't let them get away with this!

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:20

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Op double fisting 2 cans of poo poo chips. Classic goon

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:23

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

I'm a lawyer from Big Chip and I would like to request you all stop calling those off brand potato crisps chips.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:33

Shamino: Mar 14, 2008; I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?

Former DILF posted:

i love all the people getting fake poo poo sold and shipped by amazon too

how long until its legal to package pure feces and market it as chocolate under trumps FDA

FDA has basically been 100% defunded at this point.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:41

Cock Sucker: Nov 14, 2018

Rex-Goliath posted:

y'all should come to the costco thread to receive the Good Word

blessed are the lost sheep returning to the flock

This is loving weird.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:43

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Big Data posted:

This is loving weird.

if you feel that way, definitely don't go into the thread

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:45

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Shamino posted:

FDA has basically been 100% defunded at this point.

You need to asterisk that or something, since "has been 100% defunded" translates to their $5 billion annual budget hasn't been cut at all.

https://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/ReportsManualsForms/Reports/BudgetReports/ucm603309.htm

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:52

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Cubone posted:

cracking up at "once you pop... that's great!"

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:00

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Whooping Crabs posted:

Should've gotten the prongles

i loving love this

e: I googled it :siren:

cursed as gently caress spoiler. don't read :siren:

it's some stupid joke by the people who made cards against humanity and not some lovely knock off product

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Dec 29, 2018

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:01

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

potato crisps in a can what a world we live in

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:08

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

got owned by walmart you mean.

(for shopping there)

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:27

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:09

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Rex-Goliath posted:

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:17

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJwOwcAzOQ

This video really suffers from a lack of the How It's Made guy describing everything in the third person as being performed by "workers"

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:25

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

This is especially outrageous when you think about how malnourished and underfed most Walmart shoppers are.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:34

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Sometimes name brand products really are better than the generic stuff OP.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:38

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Rex-Goliath posted:

Don�t post pics of win98

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:42

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Just return it. It�s Walmart, you don�t even need a reason. The high as gently caress teenager at the returns counter will eat them after he gives you your 96� back.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:43

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

I can�t imagine how pathetic you�d have to be to take pictures, go on the internet, upload them to a host, log into an Internet forum, and complain about some $0.50 chips you bought at Walmart

Good job OP

# ? Dec 30, 2018 02:10

roomforthetuna: Mar 22, 2005; I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

The tube would be pretty full if you restack the chips alternating ways up like this:

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# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:33

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I picked up some Walmart branded chips in a can and it seems there is a bit of a marketing scam going on here...

You see the can, everything seems okay, nice tall boy of chips...

Still... seems okay...

But then you pop the top on the can of chips and...

What the flying gently caress? There's like 4 inches of space not occupied by chips? Not only is there less chips than what you'd think, but the empty space means the chips will all be broken... gently caress you Walmart!

Did you buy the extended warranty?

# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:43

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Giraffe posted:

This is especially outrageous when you think about how malnourished and overfed most Walmart shoppers are.

Fixed that for you.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:43

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.