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New Year resolution: maybe I should try dudes for a change
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:46 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:his comedy was always kinda like that but he's now fully leaning in into right wing/old bigot territory. ill be surprised if he gets many big shows after this, then against that racist puppet guy still tours so who knows Dude goes and hides from the public because he got outed as a sexual predator, and the first thing he does when he comes back is insult the parkland shooting survivors. Dude needs to go jerk off in a Quiznos and eat a lobster sandwich
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:48 |
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BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. Holy gently caress what a piece of poo poo
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:50 |
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Louis CK and Tim Allen will do an anti-PC police tour in '19
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:51 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:his comedy was always kinda like that but he's now fully leaning in into right wing/old bigot territory. ill be surprised if he gets many big shows after this, then against that racist puppet guy still tours so who knows He's kinda merging into a hybrid of Dennis Miller and Andy Dick.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:52 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Louis CK and Tim Allen will do an anti-PC police tour in '19 I hope their tour bus explodes
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:52 |
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2018 went from being one of the best years to one of the worst for me so I'm glad it's almost over.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:54 |
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gently caress YOU 2018
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:56 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:New Year resolution: maybe I should try dudes for a change
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:00 |
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get an account for that aerobatic gun guy and make him an admin
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:02 |
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Dude needs to go jerk off in a Quiznos and eat a lobster sandwich Well, for that to work, he has to be anti-vaxx too, like that lady was. https://twitter.com/kelly2277/status/1079517233162960896 CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 31, 2018 |
# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbJDjNLzv8U
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:22 |
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psydude posted:The United Kingdom. This is a really good one.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:30 |
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Mattis' final words to the DOD. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...m=.5aab9a87ceb2 BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. What a loving turd. I think the only thing that gave me a slight chuckle was him talking about his mom sending him articles about him being a perv. Also, brilliant idea, try to dunk on kids who are pissed off about school shootings. That'll win you over with the public at large. Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Dec 31, 2018 |
# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:36 |
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Putting in a lot of effort to do no work for the last 90 minutes of 2018.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:37 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:38 |
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I got to shake Mattis' hand today. I went over with my boss who was delivering a thank-you note and he was heading out the door to go do something. My boss got a challenge coin and talked to him for like five minutes. 1) He's quieter than I expected 2) He doesn't like being handed things He then wrote a thank-you note to our office and had a runner deliver it about four hours later. We're gonna frame it.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:50 |
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You never wash that hand again. I'm up at a cottage in the Canadian wilderness and have spent 2 days drinking and skating on a frozen lake. poo poo owns.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:06 |
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MA-Horus posted:You never wash that hand again. loving jealous.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:07 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Feel free to be the new GIP GAY. The old one isn't fun anymore. Yo, it's NYE, man, if I can manage to not be a dick to my girlfriend, don't be one either <3 I'm on my fifth beer, and I'm starting to feel kinda "relaxed" and "free" in the bottom of my heart, but it's probably also just the alcohol and I'll be loving shattered once I wake up in the morning. Or, more probably, when I have to get up three times during the night to go take a piss because of these loving anti-coagulants, UGH
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:08 |
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I’m smoking this big, legal joint.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:13 |
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Vasudus posted:2018 went from being one of the best years to one of the worst for me so I'm glad it's almost over. Sounds like my 2016. The good news it gets better, even if it's not fast. 2018 has been a year of weird highs and lows. The first week of the new year ought to be a good restart in a few ways. The last two weeks have been a struggle, but poo poo's almost through. Duzzy Funlop posted:Yo, it's NYE, man, if I can manage to not be a dick to my girlfriend, don't be one either <3 Good luck dude. Don't go too beer crazy.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:19 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Mattis' final words to the DOD. It will win you over with the part of the public he's pandering to.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:20 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Mattis' final words to the DOD. In its entirety: quote:SUBJECT: Farewell Message Bummed that he didn't complete the phrase 'support and defend the Constitution,' with "against all enemies, foreign and domestic"
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:22 |
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Vasudus posted:I got to shake Mattis' hand today. I went over with my boss who was delivering a thank-you note and he was heading out the door to go do something. My boss got a challenge coin and talked to him for like five minutes. Is he a Skin Bracer or Old Spice man? This is important.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:22 |
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dscruffy1 posted:Sounds like my 2016. The good news it gets better, even if it's not fast. It's all good, I'll drop another 20 pounds to feel better about myself and focus on advancing my career, poo poo's gonna be fine. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul and all
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:24 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:It will win you over with the part of the public he's pandering to. True, but his days of selling out the Kennedy Center and Madison Square Garden are long behind him.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:25 |
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BigDave posted:Is he a Skin Bracer or Old Spice man? This is important. old spice generic old man cologne rather disappointed it wasn't sulphur or napalm, the memes all lied i asked my boss if it would be in bad form to have him sign a st. mattis picture and let me tell you, a month is not long enough of a time to work with your boss to ask that question
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:39 |
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*deep breath* Get hosed 2018. My decorum limiter gets disabled at 12:01. I will be maneuvering to punt a very particular piece of poo poo out of my life shortly and will be holding an MS and a Professional Engineering license this time next year. I did good business things, but my personal life is a tire fire, and 2019 will be the resolution of such matters. Bring it on.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:43 |
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you know what, 2018 was pretty okay went from the contracting gig to the actual civilian side for more money, more benefits upgraded apartments, more space for cheaper gonna start actually being a loving adult and saving money next year
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:52 |
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I grew up in an old spice house and I continue to use old spice. I just get the bearglove version. Also because Bruce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xjX84gNrv8
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:52 |
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i plan on spending 2019 as high and belligerent to non-leftists as possible be gay do crime
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:54 |
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Between Bruce and Terry, Old Spice commercials have been wonderful for probably about a decade.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:54 |
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Isaiah Mustafa had some great ones too. I'm on a horse.
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# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:56 |
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i've been redlining my career as hard as i can this year because my happiness left the country forever and unfortunately i'm pushing the absolute limits of how far i can go in a short time so that's exciting
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 00:05 |
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some words of wisdom https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079863420458074112
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EBB posted:i plan on spending 2019 as high and belligerent to non-leftists as possible
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 00:53 |
My life has been going slowly but steadily downhill since 2016
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 00:56 |
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Looking forward to 2019 being even worse for true believer military and civil service professionals than 2018
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 01:08 |
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EBB posted:i plan on spending 2019 as high and belligerent to non-leftists as possible You're alright ebb you're all right.
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# ? Jan 1, 2019 01:13 |