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Sep 11, 2006


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2019 will be the year of the gamer

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Sep 11, 2006


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Remember the Hilary threads in 2016? What a mess

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Sep 11, 2006


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*endless screaming*

Hey everyone its just your abuela doing some spirit cooking

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Sep 11, 2006


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GCU Quelle Suprise posted:

Bill the Cat > Garfield

Wrong

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Sep 11, 2006


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I liked when Don Lemon got shitfaced

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Sep 11, 2006


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campfire posted:

blunts get so nasty by the last third, instead i just smoke constantly from equally dirty rear end bowls

My wife told me to stop smoking spliffs so I started vaping my weed and I smoke a lot more cause its easier

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Sep 11, 2006


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Bearjew posted:

that edible doesn't seem to be doing much

Eat another one

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Sep 11, 2006


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Carson daily looks like poo poo

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Sep 11, 2006


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Trump and Putin are going to come out as actually gay and in love and it'll be fuckin over for #Resistance

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Sep 11, 2006


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We're gonna put wheels on our tanks so they go faster

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Sep 11, 2006


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MasterSitsu posted:

INT: Louis CK headquarters

Louis: So I start doing lovely right wing comedy that's in-line enough with my early material to be plausible as authentically my thoughts

Manager: Yeah

Louis: And then they support me and make me popular again because they could give two shits about the jerkoff stuff so long as I agree with them

Manager: Go on

Louis: And then when they give me my FOX primetime show I reveal that the whole year was just a cynical ploy and that the right wing are gullible sheep, and then the resistance will immediately forgive me.

Manager: And if that doesn't work?

Louis: I say "Just kidding, I'm actually Q"

Or he keeps the fox primetime show because the executives there will just pay of his sexual harrassment claims

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Sep 11, 2006


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https://twitter.com/Islandia35Tomas/status/1079816946026192896?s=19

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I can't imagine what kind of personal hell your living in that your life has brought you to the point that you're fighting a Mcdonalds employee

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It's not even folding. He can only understand things as they have been explained by the last person he talked to.

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The Nastier Nate posted:

What's the loving point?

Anyone who tries to primary Trump might get like 20% of the vote if their lucky.

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Sep 11, 2006


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Paramemetic posted:

QAnon is wild basically

I don't even know what else I could point to that resembles it

Gangstalking I think is the closest comparison.

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Sep 11, 2006


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It's the perfect conspiracy theory for crazy people. It puts you at the absolute center and anyone who tries to help you can immediately be assumed to be part of the conspiracy.

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Sep 11, 2006


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JHVH-1 posted:

Did someone do this yet



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DryGoods posted:

i agree, let's drone strike the vatican

Please do not spoil the next Dan Brown book

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Sep 11, 2006


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Al! posted:

i cant believe trump was killed by an army of bionicles

Lot of moving pieces in the Syrian war

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Sep 11, 2006


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HAHA Drumpf Metal Gear Solid V was a freakin video game. Next your gonna tell me private militaries exist

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Sep 11, 2006


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Legit surprised Trump knows about the soviet invasion of Afghanistan and can reference it

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Sep 11, 2006


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Please wave

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Sep 11, 2006


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WOW! Billionaire AOC or as she was known then "Jennifer McMoneybags" was photographed on a jetski in an artificial lake filled with champaign during her senior prom. Check out the truth at freedomeagle.wordpress.net

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Sep 11, 2006


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I hope apple collapses and Tumblr allows me to bring back my Bowsette porn tumblr, because while my white nationalism tumblr pays the bills, my heart has never really been in it

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Sep 11, 2006


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Bernie pays me two bucks a pop to make these so buckle up

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Sep 11, 2006


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Trump is a messy bitch who loves drama

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Sep 11, 2006


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Epic High Five posted:

how did Warren respond? this is basically the make or break moment for her likely doomed-by-decorum campaign

There's no response. The only way to win is to not be a dork in the first place. Look at when Trump called Jeb! low energy.

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Sep 11, 2006


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Don't claim to be native American ya morons. pretend to be part of the Rothschild Illuminati bloodline so that George Soros will make Rihanna have sex with you and you can get a cushy job with the NWO

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Sep 11, 2006


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Future poor people are going to use a bootleg crispr to have unattractive children so mech suit wearing billionare pedophiles wont abduct them for their floating rape islands

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Sep 11, 2006


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moist turtleneck posted:

when i was driving through missouri i saw a house that had no less than 500 lawnmowers in his front yard and none of them appeared functional

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.0898743,-92.4832377,3a,75y,130.72h,72.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1stfFhc-TZyEDQDUBZweWU0g!2e0!7i3328!8i1664

thank god for no regulations to keep this man down

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Sep 11, 2006


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Chinatown posted:

hey heres some pizza i had in NYC



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Sep 11, 2006


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Nonsense posted:

Donald Trump eliminated a rival within days of their announcement

I can't find the tweet but someone noted that Trump is gonna utter the words "Beto O' Dork" and destroy a political career

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Sep 11, 2006


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3rd Way got paid 60 million dollars by the DNC to create that gif

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Sep 11, 2006


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The Heritage Foundation has 1,000 page binders outlining attack lines for when AOC is photographed eating pizza

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Sep 11, 2006


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Press got owned

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Sep 11, 2006


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President pooped his pants again

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Sep 11, 2006


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Sep 11, 2006


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