Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
hell yea binches i'm back from the church choir party

i have heard many political opinions that were extremely not online

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

i had forgotten about this, which is a crime worse than forgetting 9/11

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Jon Joe posted:

can you share some?

i hung out with what passes for the leftist clique and got p drunk so it all blurs together but a thing forever scorched into my mental retinas was

THIS ONE DUDE: i think the best thing to do about trump is not to impeach him but...

EVERYBODY IN UNISON: ignore him completely!!!!

THIS ONE DUDE: shame him and everything he stands for!

EVERYBODY: yeah!!!!!

also a lot of people seemed extremely optimistic about "things going back to normal" in 2019

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

i miss your tom servo of finland av. :(

yeah that was a good avatar and served well its duty o7

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

2DCAT posted:

For this new year's eve I'm trying to drink all of the alcohols

i would think sometime after 20 or 30 CH2's they'd start getting kinda hard to swallow

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Doc Walrus posted:

Also, you fuckers, you bastards: C-SPAM IRON CHEF BEGINS JANUARY 2ND. The theme is BURGERNOMICS: Make a dish which costs less to make than a big mac in your area! The competition ends JANUARY 15TH. :justpost: your entries in the COOKING WITH C-SPAM thread. I will continue spamming this message periodically through tonight and tomorrow.

uh this is cool but you know what else begins january 2nd, it is work, but we'll see

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

holy gently caress this is your "leftist" clique?

at my wife's church, yeah, this is where we stand in central texas at the end of 20 goddamn 18

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

i bet plinkey is at the casino right now

i hope he spends his winnings on really nice jeans

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
my wall of see-through concrete will finally put and end to the incessant howling and yapping of the coyotes

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
"tech stuff" cannot save you from the wily coyote, only i can fix

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol i just realized someone should make a shop of this picture where don's head is tilted way back and his mouth is hanging open

getting the 2019 thrumg thread closed on 12/31/2018 would be p. cool

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

who the gently caress looks at an lcd panel that bad and goes "yep, i'm buying this poo poo"?

probably someone who's sexually attracted to horses.

like the wheel, or the spinner on his web browser, it just works!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
those drat democrats can't grasp my cutting edge bronze age technology boy if only i had majorities in the house and senate i sure would show them

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
it's true walls are best, when i got back in the country after my last trip, CBP had done away with all the "tech stuff" and computers and agents and there was just a giant wall that you stood in front of

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Reality Winter posted:

The resolute desk is a. Dumb rear end desk

it's cool with trump at the helm we'll have the bush, reagan, truman, stennis, washington, lincoln, roosevelt, vinson, eisenhower, and nimitz desks soon, although some of them will probably be too hot for regular use for some time

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

omigod it was less than an hour ago i was thinking "nice, the sun is out this late again" and now it's 5:30pm and dark as gently caress. moving 2k miles north is a mindfuck

the north is hosed up as hell, i dunno how people live there, i had to spend a few weeks in a nordic socialist hellhole right before christmas and i couldn't even get over my jetlag for days because there's no daylight except maybe around lunch unless it's cloudy WHICH IT IS

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
trump playing a civ game would be just him screaming incoherently at the advisors and then clicking randomly around and getting even angrier when he can't what tell if anything is happening with each click

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

ShriekingMarxist posted:

it's neat that Gen X got like 20 years to be doofy teenagers and gently caress before realizing they hated reagan and we have to hate ours in real time for insane new reasons every 45 seconds

yah "disaffected" beats "in $40,000 of undischargeable debt" anytime

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

get this: hail loving Satan lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHjuCuCkHrE

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

the trump family fortune originates from a brothel in Dawson city Canada that serviced Klondike gold rushers

i dunno that's more scrooge mcduck than c. montgomery burns, p sure the trumps sold something to the nazis, possibly slaves

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Snoo posted:

I hate noise everything is too loud I wanna go live in the woods

lol just wait until you hear a tree fall down

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

blue squares posted:

I really wanna get drunk tonight but I've been sick for 3 days and it's probably a really bad idea

good thing you came to c-spam, the home of not bad ideas

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

white sauce posted:

UGH my girlfriend is bringing her friends over

I can’t just lay in the couch eating trail mix and getting wasted

well not with that attitude

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Jon Joe posted:

ill be honest i dont know what the hot dog brands are uhhhh oscar mayer? generic store brand? a tofurky dog? thats about all I can think of and none of them are good

they're hot dogs dude they're not gonna be that great

i think i bought hebrew national last time i had to, but they were way the hell too salty too

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

I'm at work until 7am tonight happy 2019 posting friends.

remember that any sabotage you do that gets discovered before midnight probably goes into their 2018 budget, conduct yourself accordingly

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
2018: a dark time for hillary clinton and her friends' country

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

wow 18 eyes, what are you a google car

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Zeriel posted:

Why is the only state that's actually on fire not on fire?

the fire is a metaphor for border security

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
whole lotta dems rn hiring guys to redo the kitchens in one of their guest houses to look more like something a normal family would have

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

dads friend steve posted:

who the gently caress gave me this av???

that's a classic av u should feel honored

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Jon Joe posted:

everybody do the trump

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

uh, thanks, happy new year to you too

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

hahahaha it's a real tweet hell yea 2019

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
all of twitter seems to be auto leveling to 2019

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079881810287435777

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

resident warlock prognosticates: guardian angels will protect president from witch hunt

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
looking forward to a third Happy New Year! trump tweet in about an hour when the next hung-over dude logs into his account without checking the previous tweets

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

" i think frogs legs and snail is disgusting because trump, the holy trump, thinkgs that tehy are disgusting"

i hear this guy loves frog leg soup, yes it's delicious mr. trump he says

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
the dog and i are gonna go to the park to see if the whistling ducks are as pickled as their northern cousin the canadian anime duck

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply