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DryGoods posted:who gets the buns? my anaconda don't want none if you don't got buns son
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 03:11 |
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Asproigerosis posted:the gently caress kind of quote is that to send to the troupes I think it was supposed to be like "keep your eyes on the prize" the prize is that you commit war crimes
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 04:39 |
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hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:Coop needs to drink tequila before every 360 broadcast SUP SENATOR MCCONNELL SENATOR BITCH MCCONNELL
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 04:59 |
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Squizzle posted:goodbye to the year in which hawaii got a false alarm whoopsie-doodle about being bombed to iron rich vapor My favorite thing about possibly being nuked is that the radiation emanating from the detonation at the speed of light will flash-cook my bones on an atomic level so fast that I literally explode in all directions until all that is left is an outwardly expanding shockwave of atoms before the magnetic field from the bomb grabs the metals and slamfires them right through anything less dense than a lead brick.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 05:27 |
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campfire posted:tell me more no
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 05:30 |
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Squizzle posted:being at ground zero of an unexpected hydrogen bomb has gotta be one of the most subjectively wonderful ways to die All that poo poo happens before the nerves even have time to process the blinding light of the detonation. Hell they don't even have time to signal pain. You're literally gone before your body can even share the news with itself.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 06:06 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Do you actually die if you can't perceive that you've died people have made entire religions about what they think the answer to this is
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 06:11 |
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loving Ham Palace
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 06:28 |
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 07:00 |
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ashpanash posted:what kind of rear end in a top hat brings loafers to mars Elon "Special Edison" Musk
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 07:10 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:hover thumbs Touching costs extra and wohl's debit card won't let him draw on unposted checks.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 21:11 |
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https://youtu.be/GS69owXpGdY why is beto doing these
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 03:13 |
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Isn't bolsonaro p much rafael correa's homophobia and indigenous peoples policies but in broad daylight
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 04:48 |
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Nichael posted:Glenn should GTFO. Nah he should stay, bolsonaro definitely isn't part of the neolib international spying fanclub and you can't really get that kind of leadership anywhere else
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 05:29 |
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beto sex cramp posted:i also miss gobias and lastgirl What else about the confederacy do you miss
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 07:14 |
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beto sex cramp posted:cutoff jean shorts https://youtu.be/22R5tPvp7aE
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 07:17 |
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Haley just pissed graceland ain't a world heritage site or some bullshit
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 09:43 |
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ShriekingMarxist posted:https://twitter.com/HeyThatsMyLeg/status/1080354554103754754?s=19 But of all idols, he has Dee Snyder? Dee "testified to congress about those loving prudes in the PMRC" Snyder?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 10:08 |
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Xaris posted:luv that russia loves to assassinate everyone in broad daylight with a big blood-stained trail right to putins red hand and everyone knows it but htye just go o well The country is so geographically massive and sparsely populated that it's real hard to win popular support as anything other than a ruthless dictator or monarch.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 10:17 |
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Xaris posted:well also the elections are a sham anyways, so it's moot. oh absolutely, if he keeled over from a burst aneurysm tomorrow the power vacuum would make Stalin's death look like Obama's reelection in 2012. You'd have the entire loving government reverting to their old mafia selves and all the former soviet republics across the steppes would implode harder than they did when the soviet union collapsed because of how much of their kleptomaniac grift was facilitated by putin personally. He's Charles II of Spain in that sense, he has no replacement, not because he's terminally inbred but because he knows anyone he'd groom for succession would be looking for any opportunity to speed it along.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 10:40 |
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baw posted:wow, set to open down 400 points, becase of chinese economic data always remember that share price is calculated primarily on how much revenue is not paid back out to the workers who made it happen it's not the only thing that affects share price but overall that valuation represents wealth hoarded by the corporation and not distributed otherwise so market crashes should always be celebrated.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:12 |
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Mustached Demon posted:Holy poo poo he is. How does a Russian live to 80, let alone 87, without being shot, stabbed, or heart diseased to death?! the rune inscribed on his forehead
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:13 |
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yes hello I would like to report a slurred honking sound emanating from my drain pipes
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:24 |
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It must be like goddamn manna from heaven when someone barfs a bunch of booze into the shitter and then flushes it
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:25 |
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pourin' one down the sink for you loogs
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:26 |
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Moscow Water Dogs were bred in Krasnaya Zvezda, Belarus, by interbreeding Newfoundland males with East European Shepherd and Caucasian Shepherd Dog females, and by mating the offspring with each other. They were developed as a water rescue/lifesaving dog, but according to O. Krasnovskaya, "That was not a good idea as [they] were not willing to save drowning people, but mostly were looking to bite them so this breed was never developed." lmao trump Like imagine being one of the poor drunk russian fucks that fell into the volga after a dozen bottles of vodka and instead of diving in and dragging your drunk rear end to safety this doggo just bites and leaves like a woofing hairy shark
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:34 |
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The Chinese money pipeline that built Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal is gonna run out and baloogan's grand plan to flip his blighted wilderness hovel is never going to bear fruit, just like his corkscrew dick and sterile balls
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:37 |
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Yeah just shoot a moose for food and drag it back to the quack house using a truck you can't get gas for because your economy has collapsed and the people in civilized areas who run the gas stations aren't refilling the pumps try posing as a hitchhiker in order to hijack a car on the highway but failing to realize the irony in being a paranoid castle-doctrine shut-in who thinks someone's going to just stop and let a stranger in their car baloogan just build yourself a nice fire and drink yourself comfortable until the end
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:50 |
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gently caress off with that young sheldon poo poo The spinoff I really want to see is Rick and Mortgage where a senile old bigot gets thrown out of his daughter's garage after making a drunken pass at his granddaughter and he has to find a job and deal with actual household expenses for the first time since like the Nixon administration.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:55 |
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Baloogan posted:lol keep thinking everyone outside a city is an uncivilized cuck keep posting about being one
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 11:59 |
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Baloogan doesn't know his posts don't count
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:06 |
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Baloogan making GBS threads out his intestinal lining as his blood vessels dissolve beneath his sallow flesh "HEH HEH HEH I'M ALIVE HEH"
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:11 |
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Lol he doesn't have pants he exclusively wears tactical kilts
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:13 |
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Addamere posted:What's the deal with monorails versus regular trains? They were supposed to be easier to construct because you didn't have to deal with the soil engineering and real estate issues of normal trains but it turns out the reason for that was that they never designed them to carry freight or even that many people, and stuff like "stop the train and evacuate because of a fire" being impossible for a monorail due to elevation and the lack of anything to step out onto. Like the only thing it would possibly be good at scalewise is stuff like those tram buses in downtown denver but only stopping at like union station and the state house, which defeats the entire purpose.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:21 |
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skaboomizzy posted:https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1080272354050297857 p much that I mean she's from souf carolina so she's probably pissed they don't consider the alabama state capital a world heritage site for being where the first confederate provisional congress was seated
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:39 |
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Addamere posted:Thanks! Np let me know how it turned out when you get the grade back
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:44 |
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p sure "don't post while drunk" is still one of the forum rules just saying
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:45 |
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Lil' ducky-cucky had a bit too much to drinky-winky
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 12:46 |
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https://brackencap.com/ Fyi poppy Vekselberg's US operations changed their name but never fixed the underlying URLs for their press releases: https://brackencap.com/columbus-nova-mb-acquires-cbg-facility/ they literally did a find and replace in the text and decided the secret was safe
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