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Do you currently have a prepaid utility meter?
This poll is closed.
Yes - both gas and electric 32 4.71%
Yes - gas only 4 0.59%
Yes - electric only 33 4.85%
Yes - plus prepaid water (this exists and is terrible) 0 0%
No - Direct Debit/Standing Order 336 49.41%
No - utilities are included as part of my tenancy/cohab/basement goonery 65 9.56%
No - I'm off-grid or still get a coal man 6 0.88%
No - my house is powered by Pressurized Boiling Hot Takes 67 9.85%
Pissflaps - via some sort of treadmill arrangement 137 20.15%
Total: 680 votes
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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Iymarra posted:

I heard this precisely in my head. Thanks.


Now I have to rewatch it again.

That show needs a reboot with better actors and new effects. It'd be huge.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. I don't know ok? Two. It's two. What do you want? It's when you have another thing. Like an apple. You have 2 (TWO) apples. You can save it for later.

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I never watched Babylon 5 and I probably never will

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

My home town doesn't have an official firework display, but people don't seem to skimp on their own fireworks. Good 10 minutes+ of continuous fireworks, plus the ships in the harbour sounding their horns. Cat DGAF.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


TACD posted:

I never watched Babylon 5 and I probably never will

Good move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpb1OXvNNMc

Happy 2019 everyone. Let’s hope against hope that there’ll be a 2020.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Angrymog posted:

Missed most of it, but they did play a few bars of the Marseillaise before seguing into Love is all you need, which was a bit strange

That's just how the intro goes.

Borrovan posted:

Listen for the fireworks, friend. Gunpowder never lies :guyfawkessay:

There were fireworks going off around me sporadically since about 6, and some people definitely jumped the gun at about 11.50.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The real alpha orchestral game is playing La Weasellaise.

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times
Happy new year from a serial thread lurker. Hope you all have a good one.

Antagonism
Jul 28, 2010
Happy new year all, from yet another thread lurker! :)

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Comrade Fakename posted:

Good move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpb1OXvNNMc

Happy 2019 everyone. Let’s hope against hope that there’ll be a 2020.

tag urself i'm derek

and i'm not happy about this slander, not at all :colbert:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
These thread lurkers should post more

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Agreed, we need more people yelling about poo poo ITT.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

These thread lurkers should post more

I can't condone this kind of encouragement into a life of posting. The existence of uk politics discussion is a scourge on our society and needs to be eradicated, while not demonising the victims. I propose a nordic-style model where posting is legalised but reading is punished with the harshest possible penalties.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Happy new year you buggers! Let's hope 2019 is a better one. 2018 certainly felt like it lasted a long long time. Thanks for the threads and discussions over the last year, I lurk but I enjoy.

Wishing a better year for all of us.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Angepain posted:

I can't condone this kind of encouragement into a life of posting. The existence of uk politics discussion is a scourge on our society and needs to be eradicated, while not demonising the victims. I propose a nordic-style model where posting is legalised but reading is punished with the harshest possible penalties.

Not reading certainly explains ronya's posting.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
fun fact; you can use a big plastic cup and a small plastic cup as an ad hoc cocktail shaker

who knew?!

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Happy new year thread friends. Looking forward to the government collapsing and the thousand year collective regime of peace and love which follows it.

E: my New Years resolution is to drink more miwk

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Happy new year UKMT, and may 2019 suck less than 2018 did.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Beefeater1980 posted:

Happy new year UKMT, and may 2019 suck less than 2018 did.

lol, it won't. Every year will be worse than the last.

Did my first poo of the year so it's definitely begun. Someone just let off some fireworks. At 4am. Which seems inconsiderate?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

These thread lurkers should post more

I lurk because im an American and dont have much to add, also this thread moves so goddamn fast.

Grateful to the thread for being an English language source of socialist ideas/books/etc. for those of us never exposed to them growing up. Also for illustrating that what most Americans 'know' about Ireland/N. Ireland is woefully out of date (thanks KustomKarKommando).

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

Another lurking American chiming in to wish you lot a happy new year. I watch your political clown show as a break from our own so have little to contribute.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/19/boris-johnson-wins-most-offensive-erdogan-poem-competition

jesus christ boris johnson

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Who's ready for some 'Brussels new gaga regulations killing are fisheries' craze

BBC News - Fishing: New EU rules could have 'grave' impact on UK industry

The main actual complaint (aside from the fact that fisheries won't be able to fish as much) being that the new rules cannot be enforced due to a lack inspection boats.

e:
I mean yes it limits fishing even for non-endagered species if the fisheries can't avoid catching too many of the endagered ones, but that does rather seem to be a good feature.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jan 1, 2019

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Private Speech posted:

e:
I mean yes it limits fishing even for non-endagered species if the fisheries can't avoid catching too many of the endagered ones, but that does rather seem to be a good feature.

time for some free market innovation to selectively catch the right fish unless it's cheaper to just eat whatever fines

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Ursine Catastrophe posted:

time for some free market innovation to selectively catch the right fish unless it's cheaper to just eat whatever fines

I don't see how that's anyones but the fisheries problem, and they can selectively catch fish to a reasonable extent already - as per the article:

quote:

The committee was told this would be particularly problematic in "mixed fisheries" where it would be hard for boats to avoid catching a fish species for which they have a very low quota.

Once they reached their quota for a particular species, fishers would be forced to choose between halting operations for the rest of the year or breaking the law by continuing to fish for other species and discarding anything over quota.

Which implies that other fisheries can in fact control what they catch, by fishing at different times, depths, using different methods, in places where the endangered fish aren't common, etc.

All that's really changed is that they can't get rid of the excess catch legally without recording it. Sure some of the fish might survive getting caught otherwise, but a large number do not, and currently as long as they are discarded before the ships dock the fisheries can catch as many endangered fish as they want.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jan 1, 2019

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



forkboy84 posted:

lol, it won't. Every year will be worse than the last.

It's this.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Happy new year thread posters and lurkers. What doesn't kill us makes us older. Or something.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I want to avoid catastrophising but I sat here trying to make predictions or resolutions to get me through and I just dont see a happy path forwards here-

My daughter finished the bacon before I even woke up, theres no chips or hp sauce left either and by the sounds of it the cat literally just puked on the bathroom floor. Happy loving twenty nineteen!

Tactical Grace
May 1, 2008
Long time East Anglian lurker here, I have a political anecdote - I work at Lidl and I was on the checkouts, this guy was buying the mail and as I was scanning it I automatically read the headline out loud. Of course it was something fairly terrible, about migrants I think, and it was pretty awkward for both me and the guy buying it. I was struck afterwards that if you're embarrassed to have the paper headline that you're buying be read aloud around you, maybe you shouldn't be buying it.

That is all, happy new year I guess.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/timfarron/status/1079530040822505473

Happy new year.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

happyhippy posted:

2019.

The Brexit Project was our last, best hope for peace.

A self-contained country 800 miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a billion humans and aliens. A shining beacon on earth . . . all alone in the night.

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Gammonkind – the year the Great Civil War came upon us all.

This is the story of the last of the British territories. The year is 2019. The name of the place is Brexit 5.
The Brexit Project was our last, best hope for peace.

It failed.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Tactical Grace posted:

Long time East Anglian lurker here, I have a political anecdote - I work at Lidl and I was on the checkouts, this guy was buying the mail and as I was scanning it I automatically read the headline out loud. Of course it was something fairly terrible, about migrants I think, and it was pretty awkward for both me and the guy buying it. I was struck afterwards that if you're embarrassed to have the paper headline that you're buying be read aloud around you, maybe you shouldn't be buying it.

That is all, happy new year I guess.

When you read the headline, you're meant to tut and say something incredibly racist. If it's about migrant crossings, the DM response is to say "Let them sink"

Because you didn't react this way the guy making the purchase instantly recognised you as a snowflake trans bisexual ultra-leftwing Corbynista Marxist Korok, and he thought you might be one one of his tenants in his slumlord empire that spans 20% of East Anglian homes - he couldn't risk you recognising him and bringing up the fact you have no running water for the forth week

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Happy new year UKMT. Just moved my girlfriend to Switzerland and looking forward to joining her later in 2019.

Cant wait to become an insular hill racist.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Payndz posted:

The Brexit Project was our last, best hope for peace.

It failed.

Since the next line involves it becoming the last, best hope for victory, I suggest you drop that line of thinking.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Spent new years eve home with the twins who fell asleep before nine and I went to sleep an hour later when the SO got home from late shift (and had to get back up today at 6am). There was a snowstorm outside anyway so firing fireworks would have been pretty pointless. Not that we buy any, we just watch other peoples. Pretty boring evening, at least there was chips (crisps) and chocolate digestives.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Happy Brexit Year you lot.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Junior G-man posted:

Happy new year UKMT. Just moved my girlfriend to Switzerland and looking forward to joining her later in 2019.

Cant wait to become an insular hill racist.

My sister moved to Basel with her boyfriend years ago intending to only stay for a year or two. Now they're married and have just bought a house out there. I couldn't understand it back then but I'm starting to feel a wee bit jealous...

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Happy New Year, we are all going to die

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Sloth Life posted:

Happy New Year, we are all going to die

As Blade Runner put it:

It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?

Ready yourself for the escalation.

Also happy New year, I'm not that hung over haha.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Junior G-man posted:

Cant wait to become an insular hill racist.
I'm off walking in the Welsh valleys today, what's wrong with our good BRITISH insular hill racists?!

(oh god it's catching)

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Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
Happy New Year thread, I love you all.

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