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Welcome to 2019, Goons in Platoons. If you're like me right now you're pleasantly drunk at the very least. Rest assured the new year will start making GBS threads heavily upon us from a great height very soon.
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Who's in my death pool? Everyone
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Jan 1, 2019 09:38
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Good morning gently caress 2018 I want to say 'gently caress 2019', but I can't poo poo on the new year on account of starting shittily because I'm scared it might get worse
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Jan 1, 2019 09:38
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Happy new year, goons! I promised to help my dad clear a fallen tree in his garden, that's why I'm up before ten o'clock 
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Jan 1, 2019 09:42
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Duzzy how'd that breakup go I ended up doing one too because as a never-enlisted I missed important lessons about not dicking BPD until the last 6 weeks.
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Jan 1, 2019 10:00
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cocaine is still awesome in 2019 incase anyone was wondering
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Jan 1, 2019 10:02
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shame on an IGA posted:Duzzy how'd that breakup go I ended up doing one too because as a never-enlisted I missed important lessons about not dicking BPD until the last 6 weeks. I didn't "go" at all so far, and since she's taking a trip around here home region with that friend that visited her over NYE (I'll just leave that uncommented), there's no real point to drive up there today because there's a very slim chance of catching a window where she's actually at home. It's a three hour drive, and I barely slept last night so I don't want to risk driving back home after sunset. Might have to go tomorrow. In other news: It's 2019, and the President of the United States is still a loving moron https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825
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Jan 1, 2019 10:18
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This is probably the first time he's tweeted something where I just can't figure out what he's trying to say.
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Jan 1, 2019 10:32
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Fister Roboto posted:This is probably the first time he's tweeted something where I just can't figure out what he's trying to say. ME WANT WALL DEMS BAD GIVE ME WALL
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Jan 1, 2019 10:49
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SS-18-Satan save us from this administration.
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Jan 1, 2019 11:11
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well looks like donnys snorting the adderall again  must have found mannafort's stash
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Jan 1, 2019 11:22
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I hope he ages 20 years during his first term
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Jan 1, 2019 11:28
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i hope he has a stroke and loving dies
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Jan 1, 2019 11:32
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I don't. I hope he suffers a humiliating defeat in 2020. lol, I still have hope for things
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Jan 1, 2019 11:35
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i hope he has a stroke and loving dies
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Jan 1, 2019 11:59
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Happy new year GIP. In current events, this is my first day as a civilian after getting out after 12 years in. Feels good man. 
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Jan 1, 2019 12:10
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https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1079879490547957761 i hope you dont get murdered by a state brown moses, id get a taste tester if i were you tho
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Jan 1, 2019 12:30
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-Anders posted:Happy new year GIP. In current events, this is my first day as a civilian after getting out after 12 years in. Feels good man. Welcome back to adulthood. Beer's in the fridge, the spoon is in the foot powder.
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Jan 1, 2019 12:41
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bobbyjoe posted:well looks like donnys snorting the adderall again fgsfds
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Jan 1, 2019 13:09
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1079879490547957761 heh
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Jan 1, 2019 13:09
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Happy New Year, all. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656?s=09
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Jan 1, 2019 15:02
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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. Cool. 
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Jan 1, 2019 15:13
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Always fun to hear about an old man going on an unhinged rant! I'm talking about Louis C.K. though.
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Jan 1, 2019 15:14
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Jan 1, 2019 16:05
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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. Holy loving poo poo  I legitimately thought this was a fake thing at first
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Jan 1, 2019 16:14
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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/934d1d65-68b4-48e8-a59b-5216b456f782
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Jan 1, 2019 16:27
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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. Oh, so that's supposed to be a real term now? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_derangement_syndrome
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Jan 1, 2019 16:30
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“Like a dog” making a comeback https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1080124615920373760?s=21
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Jan 1, 2019 16:40
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mlmp08 posted:“Like a dog” making a comeback He just can’t shut his loving mouth.
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Jan 1, 2019 16:50
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LingcodKilla posted:He just can’t shut his loving mouth. All the people who would do that are gone.
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Jan 1, 2019 16:58
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I don't. I think the most fitting punishment for him would be if he has a stroke that leaves him in a vegetative state, aware of everything going on around him, but completely unable to do, and more importantly say anything about it. I am not a religious man but I pray for this every night.
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Jan 1, 2019 17:08
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January Current Events: JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE
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Jan 1, 2019 17:08
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The idea of someone getting fired like a dog brings to mind an image of a bald, sweaty man yelling “CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK, JOHNSON! YOU’RE FIRED!” at a Golden Retriever who’s just sitting there, chewing on a ball and wagging his tail while being completely oblivious.
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Jan 1, 2019 17:09
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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. What the gently caress this is real? I thought it was the hangover talking. Speaking of, why does my tongue taste like a mix of cardboard and raw egg
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Jan 1, 2019 17:13
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You ate the eggnog carton
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Jan 1, 2019 17:20
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not caring here posted:You ate the eggnog carton ...that would explain the torn apart egg nog carton and empty bottle of Sailor Jerry.
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Jan 1, 2019 17:24
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I for one am ready for all the cries of "WOKEAHONTAS" on the way to Democratic primaries.
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Jan 1, 2019 17:45
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That has got to be his most derangedly sinister tweet yet.
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Jan 1, 2019 17:45
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CAPLOCKS FOR MAXIMUM ENERGY Also a sign that things are gonna get worse
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Jan 1, 2019 18:00
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Donnie having a totally normal new year's day.
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