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Louis CK's bulletproof plan to success is to rebrand as a punch down comedian and tour red states forever to soak up them chud dollars. His jokes are as mean and witless as any other conservative comedian now
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 05:05 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:40 |
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Like what even is this joke https://twitter.com/inkookang/status/1079849186990841856
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 05:07 |
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More 2019 sucks news https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1080532387161755648?s=19 I miss Super Dave
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 20:01 |
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2019 recovering from a rocky start with R Kelly finally getting exposed via documentary
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 04:16 |
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McNally posted:I thought he'd already exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers years ago. Yeah but this is like an in depth investigation into his sex cult broadcast on actual TV
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 05:11 |
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Doin my best to keep the thread positive https://twitter.com/abcdefghijkLMAO/status/1080989914982957056
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 07:47 |
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 06:28 |
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tbh I'm more surprised seeing a RuPaul's Drag Race catchphrase coming out of an elected official more than anything else
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 02:17 |
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https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1082687287983595520 Can't believe all those crime procedurals are wasting their time when you can just pay someone to look up a cellphone in less than a minute
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 21:09 |
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https://twitter.com/KristySwansonXO/status/1083891186656411648?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 20:45 |
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There's already a chorus of people saying Kamala Harris should be supported as a candidate and that being a cop makes her even better
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 20:47 |
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can't believe I can't post that Kamala Harris is a cop without having to post her crimes against humanity every time in the off case that the one CE reader that doesn't know about her might click New Posts
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 22:06 |
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:I guess my point is suck it up and vote I mean yeah if both choices are going to gently caress over the poor, working class and minorities why not pick the one that at least makes the middle class comfy. That's just how it do be now
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:10 |
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Warren is the best candidate ideologically but she kinda shot herself in the foot in electability so who knows. The reality is that there's no candidate with the will and political clout to institute the Marshall Plan level of commitment to staving off the worsening of climate change so that our grandchildren don't grow up in a world where the oceans are empty, the coral reefs are a historical footnote and they don't understand what bug splats on a windshield are. I mean yeah you can't afford to not just vote straight ticket D. But there needs to be a whole bumper crop of good candidates growing and soon. AOC is bae and all but you can't pin all your hopes onto one person fixing everything. At least then maybe we'll take better care of each other by the time Earth's oceans become an empty limbo of life.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:37 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Keep waiting for that revolution, bud. Universal Healthcare, a revolutionary concept
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:33 |
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https://twitter.com/sbl1976/status/1084017808026095617 https://twitter.com/ivnob/status/1084194252429643776
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:34 |
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Wish I could open a pharmacy next to these people and make bank selling pH strips so they can test their acid urine
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:35 |
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Nuclear War posted:Well, roll If she doesn't use the song by Ludacris that's just a huge missed opportunity
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 02:44 |
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not caring here posted:If you read the article it gets worse, but oddly enough it's not the cato institute that is the sick gently caress on this, despite the tweet. Not all cops are bastards but what about the ones that force a 17 year old into a room and fluff himself so they can match his erection with the one found on his 15 year old girlfriend's phone and threaten to take him to a hospital and inject him with erection inducing drugs if he can't so they can charge him with child pornography
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 18:04 |
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GoGoGadget posted:When I was a teenager I was against gay marriage too, because that's how I was raised in a southern Baptist household. Then I left, matured and formed my own views and completely changed them. Should people be shamed forever for how they used to feel? Kinda lovely to do that, isn't it? Presumably as a teenager you did not participate in a political campaign that successfully blocked gay marriage in Hawaii and then go on to become an elected official and not recant that previous behaviour
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 23:13 |
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Fallom posted:Explain Someone "ironically" posted sexy art of the characters from Splatoons and it spiraled out of control from there because goons
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 01:27 |
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https://twitter.com/quephird/status/1085710107495796736
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 04:42 |
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https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1086666148085669888?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 20:10 |
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This counts as a current event right https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1086671379905138688?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 20:31 |
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https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1087375492737523713
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 22:42 |
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Most municipalities in BC have stopped flouridating their water too. I love living here but sometimes you gotta wonder what's wrong with the Pacific Northwest.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 07:09 |
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https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1088173467491618816?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 23:16 |
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It's really late so I thought that Ken Griffey Jr. somehow became a billionaire
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 11:57 |
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EBB posted:Her real name is 主席猫. The joke is that 猫 is the character for cat, and anglicizes as Mao. Hence Chairman Cat. I just call her Mao. The best thing about Chinese is that the word for cat is an onomatopoeia for the sound they make meaning it's impossible to not sound like a happy child when talking about cats. It's like if the word for cow was moo and you had to read a big brief on the moo ranching industry Heckin fine moos you got there
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 03:18 |
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Every single time
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 21:05 |
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Heck the wall is so effective it works by just being an idea https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1089581126845431808?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 19:46 |
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https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1089974205284798464 actually, she's not a cop,
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 01:03 |
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It's not the worst skeleton but threatening homeless parents with criminal charges because their kids are skipping out of school is tremendously hosed up for anyone claiming to be vaguely left of the Republican Party
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 01:34 |
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Throwing poor people into jail because they don't have the resources to be a full time parent sounds pretty hosed up to me
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 01:39 |
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tfw you don't own a car so you can do the opposite of being environmentally friendly https://twitter.com/queercommunist/status/1090816161133006850?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 05:15 |
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The insulin stories just make me keep thinking about how Banting sold the patent for insulin to University of Toronto for $1 because he believed that everyone should have ready access to it and a hundred years later people managed to gently caress that up
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 19:02 |
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Who cares. Codeine is partially metabolized into just straight Morphine. Morphine itself can be metabolized in small amounts into detectable amounts of Hydromorphone. "Heroin metabolite" can mean anything because Heroin has a half-life of 6 minutes before being metabolized into 6-acetylmophine which itself has a half-life of up to 25 minutes before being turned into straight Morphine. You can determine Heroin use based on Morphine:Codeine ratio in the blood but that's conveniently left out to make it sound like this dude is a MEGA DRUGGIE. Literally this dude could've just been taking his daily methadone from a pharmacy (or scoring it off someone) and also injecting Codeine-tainted Heroin (or just abusing a ton of Codeine I guess) and they can blow 2 drugs up into 5 to Justify A Shoot.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 21:03 |
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ZombieApostate posted:What are the chances they gave him some of those drugs as part of attempted medical treatment? Gunshot treatment isn't in my wheelhouse but if he made it into a hospital alive it's possible
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 21:35 |
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Republicans support higher taxes on the super-rich, according to a Fox News surveyquote:“Radical.” “Crippling.” A “total fantasy.” Gonna take a second to remark here on how amazing it is that a congresswoman less than a month into the job already has her name attached to an idea supposed by the majority of voters. I don't wanna put all the eggs in the AOC basket but drat if it's not impressive.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 22:13 |
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DoktorLoken posted:Not only one of the old guard but one of the most powerful Democrats in the House, period. The opposite of an Apple Fan here but
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