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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

This is probably the first time he's tweeted something where I just can't figure out what he's trying to say.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I don't.

I hope he suffers a humiliating defeat in 2020.

lol, I still have hope for things

I think the most fitting punishment for him would be if he has a stroke that leaves him in a vegetative state, aware of everything going on around him, but completely unable to do, and more importantly say anything about it.

I am not a religious man but I pray for this every night.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

January Current Events: JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

I maintain that a very significant amount of the hate is driven by thirst.

They're literally all trying to neg her.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


well that was a quick jump to fetish territory

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Godholio posted:

Impeachment doesn't solve the problem.

No, but it's a good start.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Godholio posted:

Unless you can get the Senate to convict, it's loving paperwork.

The longer this shutdown lasts, the more likely it is that the Senate Rs will realize that Trump is a noose wrapped around all of their necks.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

bonus army 2.0 when

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Round up all the guys named Chuck.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's really fun seeing all the free speech defenders scream their heads off about someone saying a word that doesn't single out and disparage any marginalized groups (except for people who gently caress their mothers, but they're a bunch of motherfuckers anyway).

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

quote:

Third, as Martin Luther King Jr., who stood strong against injustice, said: “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” And I would add vulgarity won’t drive out vulgarity, and bullying won’t drive out bullies. The best way for all of us to make America a more perfect union, and achieve justice and goodness is to act and speak in a manner that patterns the type of country and community we want. And that starts with the words we use for those we oppose. It is easy to respect those who agree with us; showing decency to those who are against us is much harder, and much more important.

lmao

always with the mlk poo poo

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BigDave posted:

Also Trump is visiting the border, for reasons.

I love referring to our border with a friendly nation as the frontlines.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

EBB posted:

This Thursday Trump will personally eat a Mexican child.

He's already pulled the "I can't be racist if I eat Mexican" thing.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It still feels like 2018.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm willing to give AOC the benefit of the doubt, mainly because I agree with her policies and don't care about getting the exact numbers right, but also because she doesn't have a well documented history of completely making things up and doubling down on it when she gets called out. If Trump told me the sky was blue I'd have to go outside to check. For fucks sake, just the fact that she admitted fault puts her leagues ahead of most other politicians. Maybe I'll be wrong, but if this becomes a consistent thing like with Donny, maybe then we can hold her feet to the fire.

Or another woman's feet, apparently.

Fister Roboto fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jan 8, 2019

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Melthir posted:

Are those parrots loving or am I just that drunk?

No those are humans.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

M_Gargantua posted:

Abolishing the marines to build a wall?

Go full Qin, build the wall out of marines.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

orange juche posted:

I thought AP was supposed to be non biased lol

This is what "unbiased" means in America - treating both sides of an issue as equally valid, no matter how ridiculous one of them might be.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


2018: Nancy is good now.
2019: Nancy is good now.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


President of the United States - "Peaches"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

This is literally what the Mueller inquiry is so I don't see whats new?

I thought Mueller was more generally investigating Russia's influence on the election. This is a lot more specific.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


lmao

Who wants to bet all these people had brony avatars back in the day?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


jfc what a tacky motherfucker

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Shaddak posted:

Old teddy just getting up from the table like "gently caress you, you weak rear end sons of bitches"

Looks like he's about to let one rip right in Nixon's face.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

99% of video essays are just some weirdo with an awful voice rambling over a static image of their avatar, possibly unscripted, with maybe a couple pictures sprinkled here or there. ContraPoints is at least a little more, uh, visually interesting.

Fister Roboto fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jan 17, 2019

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I want the piss tape to be real just to see the evangelical right say that it's actually cool and good.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

psydude posted:

I don't think he can postpone her trip because Congress has its own appropriations, right?

He literally thinks he's the boss of everyone.

I guarantee that he has asked people if he could fire Pelosi.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Fallom posted:

How is this remotely supposed to make Pelosi look bad?

It's all part of the narrative that dems are going on vacation while the government is shutdown. You know, just relaxing in beautiful sunny Kandahar.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ded posted:

edit : how do they determine your mexican % considering mexican is not a race? add up the aztec + mayan + spanish?

It means they have x% genetic markers that are typically found in other people who live in the Mexican region. Or something like that. Basically there's no way to tell someone's race by their genetics, because race is a social construct. You can only tell what genetic traits they have in common with people from various regions.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

nixon speedrun pickin up speed

Flawless execution of the shutdown glitch, he'll save a lot of time with that one.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

She's not, it's just that in a normal reality, the idea of President Oprah would be a joke.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

If those kids aren't expelled with a public apology and outline of how the school will address this, I'll definitely be letting them know. I am a Catholic school teacher and I firmly believe in rooting out problems in your own organization and not closing ranks. This really, really pisses me off.

BuT FrEe SpEeCh!!!!!!!!!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

psydude posted:

Pelosi should respond by asking for something like immediate amnesty/citizenship for all DACA kids, $5.7bn in additional funding for immigration courts, and expanded quotas for refugees from Central/South America.

If the Dems say anything other than "open the government and then we'll talk" they're a waste. A functional government is not a bargaining chip.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm glad that the internet allows us to meticulously document every lovely thing anyone has publicly said and done. Imagine if Kavanaugh had had a bunch of facebook posts and pictures of him at that party and bragging about what he did.






...he'd probably still get the seat.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Professor Bling posted:

gently caress off Tide

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

I just heard AOC on a twitch stream.

2019 is weird.

Also AOC stream LoL or whatever you play these days and discuss socialism.

Came here to post this.


2019: Weird, but in a good way.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

2024 can't come soon enough :sigh:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

The defense is that instead of the kids getting in the Indian marcher's faces, it was that the Indians marched over and got in theirs.

Also they're not even doing anything! They're just standing there!!! while wearing the modern equivalent of a swastika armband

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

I have no love for either country but drat it Israel’s PR isn’t on fire lol.

You do not, in fact, "have to hand it to them".

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Dad of the year.

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