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Wrasslin' is fake.
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Jan 2, 2019 17:18
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Soulex posted:Man, whole lotta incest on the internet.
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Jan 2, 2019 20:30
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Golf Course King of Scotland
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Jan 2, 2019 23:14
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I got waived for ADHD back in 2008. Of course that was the Iraq surge. Good test scores and no criminal record helped. Dickeye from CineD joined about the same time, lied about it and got kicked out. Mentioning it several years later would still make him flip out.
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Jan 3, 2019 02:19
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why not just let them continue taking their meds?
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Jan 3, 2019 02:32
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Well he does talk about nose candy an awful lot...
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Jan 3, 2019 03:02
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I had a Marine Reserve recruiter call me after I'd been in the guard for a year. Highlights were "I can get you out of that bro!" and telling me that I could supplement my income by going on welfare.
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Hexyflexy posted:Thanks, I've just remembered Trapped in the Closet exists and is on Youtube.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:09
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Track down anyone you know who ever said anything about "King Obama" and kick them in the balls.
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Jan 4, 2019 22:08
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Won't be news in a day in the mainstream. Fox and Breitbart will probably still be talking about it in a month.
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Jan 7, 2019 23:32
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I can't wait until he is congratulating himself for the longest shutdown in US history.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:59
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Donnie's best friend Vlad is absolutely terrified that he might get the Gadaffi treatment some day. So I'd vote for that.
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Jan 9, 2019 21:06
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Somebody fell asleep watching Fury Road last night.
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Jan 9, 2019 22:48
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It was probably some dodgy taffy that had been expired for 10 years.
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Jan 9, 2019 23:51
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I was hoping they'd just ride things out until the next administration.
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Jan 10, 2019 02:24
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CommieGIR posted:Who don't even understand how to build a wall.
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Jan 11, 2019 01:56
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"They're bringing drugs here!" Says Cletus as he shovels oxy from a pill mill down his enormous gullet.
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Jan 11, 2019 02:04
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So is that dumb hicks offing themselves with opoids?
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Jan 11, 2019 04:15
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I can't wait till some Marines get a manslaughter charge for beating some dumb kid halfway to death for wearing one.
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Jan 12, 2019 16:00
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He committed a violent sexual assault 15 minutes later.
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Jan 12, 2019 16:53
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I browsed on my phone using company Wifi. Then back in October I apparently got a horror movie blog banned from the company network and got real paranoid since they could probably figure out who it was without too much effort. So now I just use cell network.
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Jan 14, 2019 04:21
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Apparently someone in the administration thinks the shutdown is a great opportunity to gut the Federal Government.
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Jan 14, 2019 22:24
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I'm worried because Donnie doesn't have much to lose now. He failed to get anything done during two years of unified government, Mueller is closing in, the FBI potentially found some damning stuff, and the House Dems are going to start issuing subpoenas. He has no incentive not to wreck everything. He's privately said he wants to leave the government shut down even if he manages to get funding through declaring a national emergency, just to punish the Dems. The only way we might get the government back open is a veto proof majority and McConnel and friends don't give a gently caress about how much damage they do because they'll turn around in a couple years, blame the Dems, and a sizable portion of the electorate will go along with them.
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Jan 14, 2019 22:40
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facialimpediment posted:You can be racist 69 times, but once you're racist for the 70th time, it's no longer nice.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:59
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El Mero Mero posted:It already is?
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Jan 15, 2019 02:52
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Godholio posted:He pushed through his richfolk tax break, thinks he's winning the trade war AND immigration (all that's missing is the wall), and moved the embassy in Israel. He thinks he's doing well.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:48
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Hey everyone! Look at my Black Rifle Coffee mug! Let's you know I can be trusted to help you cover up after a rape.
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Jan 15, 2019 16:43
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300.
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Jan 15, 2019 18:42
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Can we get a list of attendees or is there more official records bullshit preventing that? A Big Mac is claimed to have 563 calories. 300 x 563 = 168,900 1,000 x 563 = 563,000 Divide that by the number of attendees and keep in mind that there was pizza there too.
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Jan 15, 2019 18:56
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As an aside. A couple years ago one of the managers at my job held an offsite at his house, and got this brilliant idea. Put $100 worth of White Castle on the company card and stack it into the shape of a client's building. Then he got mad when another manager wouldn't send a photographer over to take a professional picture of his burger building because he thought it was loving stupid.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:13
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It baffles me that there hasn't been a revival of Spitting Image in the last couple of years.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:20
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That Works posted:look at me, look at meeeee
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Jan 15, 2019 22:33
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https://mobile.twitter.com/burgerking/status/1085213382192627717
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Jan 15, 2019 23:05
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
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Jan 15, 2019 23:10
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I loving LOVE BRANDS
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:lol calm down mary
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Jan 15, 2019 23:17
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All congressmen and senators should be forced to live in dorms that aren't much better than what a college freshman gets. Might make some of the less public-minded ones to stay far away.
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Jan 16, 2019 00:54
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Chris Hansen arrested for writing bad checks.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:19
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And wages are stagnant as gently caress. Remind the next Cletus who wants to talk about the economy being great about that.
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He was dead set on finding out whether or not they were descended from pirates.
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