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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Artie Lange stabbed himself nine times in the chest with a 13 inch kitchen knife in 2010 so I think he keeps the crown for edgy humor.




(get healthy Artie :()

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I saw a Lucha show at the Arena México on Sunday. My first time seeing pro wrestling in person! My conclusion is that they are really jumping around on each other. It should be counted among the circus arts; acrobatic and especially clown shows often have "storylines," just let happy and sad clowns be joined by face and heel ones.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Iirc "Gonzo" meant no plot, and over time, more spitting and choking.

I honestly do not remember where I learned that.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

remember when every centrist shithead was like MACRON WILL BE OK GUYS DONT WORRY

Always refresh before posting.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I think one reason the piss tape is a meme is because it'd be harmless in itself. No one's saying they want to believe in a daughter-molesting tape, because that obvious fetish of Trump's is disgusting and depressing.

The other reason is we are rightly primed to shame any quality or preference of his. I remember Bill Clinton liked fast food too.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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My favorite trumpism continues to be his fear of stairs, and hatred of people who blithely walk down them.

E: who not whon

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 17, 2019

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

how are they all this dumb

Competent conservatives join the other party.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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"baby hitler did nothing wrong" - college republican leprechaun

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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MA-Horus posted:

Just appoint this woman the queen of twitter, she already has the loving crown.

hosed up that Nebraska gets 3 reps and Twitter only gets 1

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Please: the on-record genocidaire supporter.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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sigh...i am cool and calm about this.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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That twitch stream has passed $250k raised.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Virgil Texas of Chapo Trap House just joined the stream.

I'm going to stop myself from any more live-posting but if you have the bucks and aren't allergic to Chelsea Manning's involvement, this is not a bad place to put them. The streamer has been making chud-mocking youtube videos for a while now, and apparently this is how politics goes now.

e: donation link

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jan 21, 2019

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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mlmp08 posted:

Reminder that some people in D&D will post up her tweets while pitching a fit if Brown Moses even posts a banal news article. It's fuckin' wild.

What do they say is the problem with Brown Moses?

I know their actual objection but I assume they'd get banned if they come out and say that all those dead kids were enemies of the True Syrian People and they'd instead figure out some bizarre angle to attack him from.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Kawasaki Nun posted:

Brown Moses gets funding from the Atlantic council and therefore anything he says is.manufactured propoganda

You, an idiot liberal: Assad is gassing his own people, here are the pictures, I see them in my nightmares from which I wake up screaming every day

Me, a wise socialist: lol you lust for the death of browns, get banned warmongerer

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Girl, is you the military, cuz you cost half my discretionary spending and ruined my life

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i said people, not slaves

edit: sorry, sorry, i'm trying to remove it

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Thought it was hookworm that was one of the problems in Alabama.

Loony libs owned by the facts yet again!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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LingcodKilla posted:

I cc a cutie tiny pocket pistol everywhere i legally can because it looks like my hog is huge.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Socialist Sharia Law #1 will be to behead those who impugn the Nintendo64.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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ASAPI posted:

Guys, winter has returned to Texas. Its a frigid 50F here.

:ohdearsass:

Stay safe, non-california ghosts.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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We have so much in common; pot speaks to me about socialism for all too

joat mon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rIqYqmEccc&t=47s
I love the part at :50 where he's shaking his head and thinking, "Don't you f'in go there, buddy."

lmfao that's incredible

Must be hard for the Reverend to control his weight when people keep offering themselves to be roasted and eaten alive.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 25, 2019

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Something else Jesus said a few times: "you yourself have said it"

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1088880429686575106

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Anyone living under a regime lovely enough that anyone would argue we should overthrow it is a refugee, so the opening move should be to open immigration and naturalization to them.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

I'm Presbyterian so church was just Sunday morning Country Club

My Presbyterian church taught me to be an atheist the nice way, by heavily emphasizing that people could be good or bad no matter what religion they kept.

Thank you Pastor Kraus, and good luck with those declining demographics!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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mlmp08 posted:

At the local level, it can work, but given how the constitution works, this is just not possible when it comes to the executive branch.

This is an advantage the DSA has by not being a political party: so chapters across the country can endorse whoever they want for local elections, including third party candidates. poo poo, including Republicans, if hell freezes over and we get another Huey Long. Of course mostly it's Green and SALT.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Every Starbucks is a policy failure.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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pantslesswithwolves posted:

I trolled a little too earnestly here. I get how taxes work and my only critique of AOC’s plan is that I’d prefer to see billionaires paying at least 80%, but I appreciate that you took the time to write out an explanation.

Like FDR I would prefer a 100% top marginal rate, but also like him I am willing to compromise. How about 92?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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lol privately-owned utilities

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Poor guy. He should just keep his head down till this whole thing blows over.

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