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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Was this posted yesterday

https://twitter.com/austinramzy/status/1079910956375785475

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

KirbyKhan posted:

I too put "5 year anniversary commited monogamous love" in my pornmd search bar.

Oh that's the website I was trying to think of, thanks

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I would like to know more

:same:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Is this real

https://twitter.com/singharj/status/1081208536573595651

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

Won't be news in a day in the mainstream. Fox and Breitbart will probably still be talking about it in a month.

Correct, they never let anything go and Hannity or whoever will bring it up completely at random until there's no room for anything else left in their viewers skulls. It's why they're such a good propaganda network.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1083061110264217600

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hexyflexy posted:

I'm watching Trump talk about the wall, apart from the normal word salad, has anyone mentioned to him that all the "nasty" stuff he keeps talking about all comes in by boat? Off the top of my head, the Coast Guard, JIATF South and West might have something to say about it as it's their literal job.

This is just getting mental now.

Is there any point? He just says whatever he wants and goes back to his room to watch what Fox has to say about it and it ain't like they're going to fact check him.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hexyflexy posted:

I think "A wheel is older than a wall" crashed my brain.

e: I can't listen to your president speak, I find it physically painful to parse what the hell he's trying to say.

I'm there with you, I can barely read the tweets

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


I'm having one of those "Wait what" moments and I've decided I don't actually want to know more

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I mean I’ve just been operating under the assumption that he’s a foreign agent for two years now.

https://twitter.com/coffeeshopjihad/status/1084526712304615430?s=21

Semper Fi :patriot:

quote:

The documentary has sparked a noticeable increase of service members — particularly Marines — making comments on social media that blame sexual assault victims for the behavior of predators, said former Marine Sgt. Erin Kirk-Cuomo, co-founder of the group "Not In My Marine Corps," which was founded after the 2017 Marines United Facebook page scandal.

"During our work to combat assault and harassment in the military we are consistently struggling with senior enlisted Marines," Kirk-Cuomo told Task & Purpose. "The R. Kelly documentary has served as an uncovering of many Marines beliefs towards the victims of assault and harassment: Blaming victims for their own assault.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I just saw the...thing...that happened in the AGDQ thread and I'm rethinking my decision to visit SA outside of here and the sports forum.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


In summary

quote:

They got banned because people like you jacked off or just casually scrolled past underage squid children's pussies and boobs, WeskerxChris Redfield rape, Jill Valentine's boobs covered in blood (Sick! How could you! Jill??? Why??), Kazooie's luscious rear end, and every other video game character possible showing off their balls and teats and whatever, and also had words ready like "Squiddy porn" just for the occasion of having to overreact to a godlike much-needed moderator carpet bombing. Nasty bro. Y'all even were prepared to start calling the moderation of that thread some kind of homophobic terrorism.

The culture of the thread was deeply hosed up. People would post things in between pictures of Isabelle doing a pinup spread and squidlings licking each other's faces saying poo poo like "Nothing wrong with liking cute things". Get real. Just don't do that poo poo again, don't let other people do that poo poo again, and definitely don't act like it's something other than people getting smoked for being wicked gross.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Proud Christian Mom posted:

This talk about Gabbard sounds an awful lot like those purity tests people get mad about

I assume you're trolling or joking but there's some pretty basic bare bones stuff required in my democratic candidate (in a -presidential- election): Don't be a racist or a misogynist or a homophobe or an evangelical or a pedophile.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

What's wrong with Jimmy Carter?

Well he's anti-abortion, but the larger point is that I'm gonna trust that if you're an evangelical in 2019 that you're also one or possibly all of the other 4 things I listed.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

EBB posted:

It still impresses that some women hate their own gender that much.

I saw this a lot with older women during the Kavanaugh thing. Conditioning is a helluva drug.



In other news if you don't publicly call Trump a fuckup I want nothing to do with your campaign.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Turns out Alabama were the real winners of the National Championship game

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

theearlymidninties.jpg

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jan 16, 2019

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

EBB posted:

I'm like...okay so he cuts a hole in the hammock, it's a little weird. Then he NOPE

I was trying to figure out like...ok he sticks his dick through the hole? But whats the point of the hamm-oh god he what

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

R Kelly will probably be the next president the way things are going.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


The source is definitely biased but I believe it

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

The MAGA crowd values above all, strength.

They're so hosed up as people that they equate "strength" with "being an rear end in a top hat". It's basically that simple, really. Doesn't really matter the flavor of rear end in a top hat, racist or just generic-type, they find strength in being an rear end in a top hat. Morality isn't a factor because morality doesn't allow you to be an rear end in a top hat. Can't be strong if you have morals.

And that's how their kids are raised.

Back in the day my mother told me she voted for W instead of Gore because if they got mugged, W seemed like he would put up a fight while Gore would try to talk his way out, which explained everything to me about the conservative mindset.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

CoffeeQaddaffi posted:

The media and teachers/politicians, I'm guessing. A Tyranid hivemind is a really good way to describe America, honestly.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Carnifex but I ended up being a Genestealer cultist :smith:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Is it just me or has there been an uptick in people showing up to maga in the thread recently

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

My favorite type of internet people are the ones who make a dumb argument and repeatedly post youtube videos that they think back up their argument

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Lol their mascot is the old Ol Miss mascot, why am I not surprised

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I saw ~250 new posts and said "oh no what happened" and then I got to the part of the thread where people started talking about video game consoles and said "OH NO"

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rip Charles

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nice and hot piss posted:

Catholic until I joined the military. I was an altar boy as well, but never got my butt touched by a priest. Maybe it's because I was an altar boy on a military base and the priest was military.....

Although that doesn't make sense because I would assume military+priest would equate to super sexual predator..

Yeah that sounds like the Predator/Alien hybrid or whatever

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Arc Light posted:

If Traffikus is so powerful, why can't I turn right on red in Europe? Or New York?

Wake up, sheeple!! No gods, no masters, hail satan.

There's no right on red in NY? No wonder the Republicans are so far ahead politically.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Chichevache posted:

I'm really finding it hard to swallow that two racist homophobes who were stalking Chicagi to commit a pre-meditated hate crime were able to identify an actor from Empire...

Even I don't know who he is. If they were specifically targeting him and put on an act to make it seem random that would make a lot more sense.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Torrannor posted:

Oh, I forgot about that. That could be an explanation.

I hope they get these people. What kind of extra horrible racist do you have to be to put a noose around a guy's neck? Did they get off of simulating the lynching of a black man?

Yes? MAGA, you see.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The whole thing sounds weird but post-2016 reality has shown me this could be anything from 100% true to perpetrated by lizard people from Venus so I'm just gonna wait and see how it turns out.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

A Bad Poster posted:

The military is like a big pickup truck: needlessly expensive, gaudy, and ruins untold numbers of young men's credit scores.

Runs on oil

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Schultz moving the Supersonics might bite him in the rear end pretty hard, "Billionaire Owner Moving My Beloved Sports Team" is one of the few issues that easily crosses all political lines.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ok I gotta ask, what happened to Martello, I thought he just stopped posting

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

He did stop posting after his battalion got on him following the ruck march that destroyed his feet. The he got out, became a cop, had a very bad shoot, and is facing manslaughter charges iirc.

Well, that's not great.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That Works posted:

Heh.

Read a few articles on this and all make sure to mention that the murdered unarmed victim tested positive for drugs.

quote:

A toxicology report showed Santos had methadone, codeine, morphine, hydromorphine and a metabolite of heroin in his system at that time, Bruchak said. It's unclear whether they were all ingested as part of one dose or ingested separately, Bruchak said.

:stare:

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I wouldn't call him a bad shot, he did hit the guy 5 times.

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