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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Always fun to hear about an old man going on an unhinged rant!

I'm talking about Louis C.K. though.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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“Like a dog” making a comeback

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1080124615920373760?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Me, Idiot: Have you seen this movie? It's a lot of fun. I like so-and-so's performance

You, brilliant: lol movies are fake.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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NZ has us covered!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I maintain that a very significant amount of the hate is driven by thirst.

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Jul 11, 2004

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psydude posted:

I had an Army recruiter try to get me to drop out of ROTC (for which I had a full scholarship) and enlist "because you can always go green to gold later."

I had a recruiter do more than he was required to help me out with ROTC applications, then all of a sudden toward the end of the school year, he and also his station company commander started calling me saying they could send me to airborne instead and ensure I was on the "front lines" and "hands-on" if I turned down my 4-year scholarship. This would've put me into enlisting essentially as OIF 1 kicked off instead of going to school. :laffo:

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Jul 11, 2004

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again.


Give me Tammy Duckworth and let her call him bone spurs in chief. I’ll go door to door in my red as gently caress town for Duckworth.

Maybe Warren can be Vice President. I’d love to see an all female ticket win.

Let me just say thank you for not pivoting to Biden. Cause boy, as much as I didn't like Clinton as a candidate, it gets my eyebrows raised when someone dogs on Warren for "electability" or "likeability" or "progressive credentials" and then suggests Biden.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Hell, I don't think the Army stopped calling me and trying to recruit me until I'd been on active duty for 2-3 years already. What finally got them to stop was when I got an Email while I was deployed and I wrote back "I absolutely refuse to enlist, and you cannot change my mind." He wrote back a pretty simple "Why is that?" and I replied with "I'm deployed with the Army right now." No new calls or Emails!

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Jul 11, 2004

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Casimir Radon posted:

I could supplement my income by going on welfare.

Hey, not a bad plan for a boot, honestly!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I am annoyed by the cult of objectivity and how it means a lot of media says that unless they extensively report on Warren's "likeability" and charisma, they are being too biased in her behalf. But repeating over and over in headlines that she's not likeable pushes people not to like her!

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Jul 11, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

Lol young girl having fun.

Burn her at the stake.

This is the incel creed, except unironically.

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/1080907105266221056?s=21

I’d call this a glib joke but actually it’s accurate.

Decorum-White-Man: But have you tried empathizing harder with my thirsty, angry, GOP-voting brethren?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Let's not rush to loosen standards. After all, the US Army figured pony tails for women during PT hours in PT uniforms a grand total of a couple years ago, and we can't let this leniency get out of control!

We still don't know if the Trojan Ponytail Horse is on its way in :ninja:

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/aoc_dances/status/1081112365641326592?s=21

Of course an “aoc dances to everything” account now exists.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Jul 11, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

My idiot coworker is demanding decorum when dealing with the president.

“I won’t debate with anyone who brings emotion to talks”

The president is a lying shitbag who constantly degrades people all around him.

There’s just no dealing with these people.

It's just this:

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1081223648927715328

And also this:

https://twitter.com/andizeisler/status/1080923071513427969

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jan 4, 2019

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Also "debate" can mean the person demanding "debate" just obfuscates and says a lot of nothing and bitches about which Latin debate term they feel like misusing until the other person gets annoyed or pissed and then you can go "Ahh, see, I am calm and collected, and you are showing your emotional weakness."

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/AlexKoppelman/status/1081586148575797250

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1082280365467815936?s=21

What a self-own.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital does not accept private insurance.

It’s the trauma center at the heart of the city. If you get taken there with private insurance, RIP your finances as you get charged tens of thousands, even while unconscious.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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MA-Horus posted:

Wait, what? How does this work? Even though you have insurance through whatever stupid loving system you guys have, they won't accept it at all?

Correct. It’s not uncommon for certain specialists within a hospital to be out of major networks. It is very rare for an ER to be out of all private networks. Roughly 99% of ERs are in at least the major private networks. Zuckerberg General is one of those rare hospitals that is not, and it is the only level 1 trauma hospital in San Francisco.

FWIW, it was out of network before changing its name to Zuckerberg General. But lol, maybe consider declining to have your name on a hospital after you donate to them to avoid having every angry medical bill receiver see your name at the top.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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ITT, deliberately lying and being evil is the same as counting wrong and then apologizing.

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1082372069113954304?s=21

Just lol if you think freshman house rep AOC is just as disappointing as the admin and right in general.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Cowards being cowards I guess.

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1082417226119036928?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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All four major networks plan to air the political speech in primetime. Cool...

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I assume that dudes trying to call out AOC for facts are either idiots or liars or both.

https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1082357423267106816?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Wasabi the J posted:

I'm shocked, shocked, that Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper is worried about the popular freshman congresswoman pushing for higher taxes on the rich.

Truly, I wonder why he would possibly be so unfair in his coverage to them.

https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1082098763844468736?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Godholio posted:

Now now, in this thread we expect our elected officials, politicians, and all other human beings to adhere to each of our individual ideals in thought, emotion, and action and anyone who fails to meet that simple standard is immediately reviled and declared to be a Piece of poo poo.

Huh? The gently caress does that false asserttion have to do with professional “fact-checkers” going after AOC as hard as the WH press sec?

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Jul 11, 2004

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Jarmak posted:

The fact this poo poo is not only allowed but encouraged by mods is why I laugh whenever we get a page of back patting about this thread being better than d&d.

Well. It’s a really low bar, dude.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Centrist: look, AOC is really just one house rep out of 435, I don't know why people get so excited about her.

Also centrist: AOC MUST BE STOPPED AAAAAAGGHGHGH! I heard she did a typo!!!

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Jul 11, 2004

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Jarmak posted:

Naw that wasn't throwing shade, that was some creepy bringing up old posts to try to police who is and isn't allowed to participate based on who they are in real life.

Hey, it worked to keep sky shark out.

I am not for a second equating psydude and sky shark.

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Jul 11, 2004

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psydude posted:

In fact, it was you specifically that once chided me for suggesting that people's posting here reflects who they actually are.

My memory isn’t good enough to recall what you are talking about.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Erdogan has been funny to watch through this.

“Please leave.”
“Wait, not that fast!”
“Wait, now you’re staying?!”

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1082657855621210113?s=21

Good job WaPo, go gently caress off.

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/paulszoldra/status/1082655773824610304?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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I like the take that AOC reminds him of Palin because Boot got horny for both.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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“My fellow Americans, as your first Lady, Barack and I -wait, gently caress”

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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EBB posted:

Joke's on them, I don't have access to network television

:omarcomin:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nothing in that supposed leaked bulletin announces weapons building. So it could be anything from nothing to something!

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Jul 11, 2004

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Reminder that sometimes gets lost when people talk poo poo about the south in general or Texas in particular:

The Republican representative who represents the largest portion of any would-be border wall disagrees with building a border wall. He wasn't some unopposed guy; he faced a credible election threat.

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1083339852031115264

Turns out Texans don't like the federal government taking their land. Doubly so for dubious reasons.

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