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https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1080162838830813191?s=19 Basically, the liars can't keep up with the head liar, so nobody answers anything anymore!
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I don't see how this is fake.  https://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/1080496044243185665?s=19
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CommieGIR posted:But.....November 5th already passed? Unless he means 2019? Who is he going to sanction? He's in full brain-genius mode because he called a cabinet meeting and is forcing everyone to praise him again. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1080535399376678912?s=19
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https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1080542594629804032?s=19 Ok this is kind of debatable, it makes some sense with the foreverwar there, maybe Trump has a poin- https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1080542826679668736?s=19 WHAT https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1080542918593728512?s=19 
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https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1080580947865714689?s=19 Hmm this seems maybe concerning, but not all that bad of a thin- https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1080582601537175553?s=19 
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Jan 2, 2019 22:58
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Jan 3, 2019 17:41
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Don't handwring too much about the Pocahontas bullshit. Now that Trump has been President for a few years, and actually has done dumb stuff as President, it's a hell of a lot easier to counter. Plus, he tried to nationalize the 2018 and lost badly. "WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO POCAHONTAS ABOUT ANYTHING" "Well, as President, you said you would take on Wall Street, but instead, your administration is full of Wall Streeters. Oh, and the stock market is worse than under Obama." "BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW POCAHONTAS" "Well I know your tax cut got a billionaire $1 million and a regular worker $100" Not saying that Warren is the best, just don't assume that she'll turn into a corn cob immediately. Not to mention if the Pocahontas poo poo becomes standard messaging, I GUARANTEE someone in the Republican establishment will say some racist garbage and accelerate things.
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Jan 3, 2019 19:20
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Nancy cut bitches again. https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/1080897918901645313?s=19
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Jan 3, 2019 19:48
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hobbesmaster posted:I mean if the vote was secure why not vote for Daffy Duck or Ed balls or whatever Biden, Lewis, and others got votes. One dude tried to vote for "no" and his vote was switched to present.
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Jan 3, 2019 20:36
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I'm not entirely sure how to put this much awesome into words, so I won't. https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1080899068405133312?s=19
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Jan 3, 2019 21:02
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I'm genuinely interested if Kamala Harris can clear the primary or not. In the general, her copitude could be just the thing to go against government corruption. In the primary though, she might need to make with the lockerups to make up for her copification.
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Jan 3, 2019 21:58
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lol the government isn't going to be fully open for months https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/1080944739619360779?s=19
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Proud Christian Mom posted:as expected the first thing House Democrats did today was handcuff themselves with PayGo lol we're doomed PayGo is a stupid law since it gets waived constantly. The fight over PayGo is a stupid fight since it gets waived constantly.
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Things are going well. https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1081258149888360449?s=19
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M_Gargantua posted:I hate to say this since its our entry drug to dystopia hellworld, but a big thing in late 2019 and 2020 will be GOTV memes for your candidate. Any serious candidate really needs a meme team. Literally people dedicated to making, finding, and spreading the best memes for your candidate and the best sick burns against the other. All 'unaffiliated' with the candidate. Making sidechannel facebook groups and subreddits, posting anonymously on 4chan etc. 
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DoktorLoken posted:lol, he's about to grind the country to a halt. Yeah this is probably the only real way the shutdown is going to end.
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Jan 4, 2019 22:14
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This is the picture the administration DECIDED TO SHOW EVERYONE from this meeting. https://twitter.com/Scavino45/status/1081344134743511040
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Metaphor alert! https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1081626072540725248?s=19
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Now that political reporters actually have to listen to House Democrats (they were formerly irrelevant), it has been nice to see the nonstop "well that's nice, but president pussygrabber" comebacks to the decorum questions from the noisier House Dems. The House Minority leader tried to pull the decorum horseshit and a reporter outright asked him "well, the President called a woman horseface" and he ran off pretty quickly. That's my rant so here's a gift. https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1081586981711347714
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Things like this are a pretty good reminder of the fact that we are run by a complete moron. https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1082002737997533184?s=19 I forget sometimes.
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Jan 6, 2019 20:59
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psydude posted:Would be funny if the TSA employees struck. It's not like they can fire them and hire scabs like Reagan did. It's probably illegal and they'd all get autofired. A lot of the federal unions can't legally strike. I believe it's a consequence of the Reagan years, where by law, federal employees can't strike. Could they do a mass, multiday sickout? I hear the flu is really bad this season. 
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Jan 6, 2019 22:02
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Russian Troll Farm hires lawyer to play hardball with Mueller. Lawyer crams dumb pop culture references in briefs and accuses Mueller of illegal whatever. Judge gets angry with the stupid legal briefs, yells at Troll Farm lawyer to knock it off. Lawyer yells with judge, claims that judge is now biased and he will have to consult with his Troll Farm client. https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1082319054147371008?s=19
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EBB posted:This Thursday Trump will personally eat a Mexican child. Donnie just tweeted that he's addressing the country tomorrow at 9PM. There's a problem though: the networks haven't officially given him the time yet! He's being a shitter again.
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piL posted:It's 2018. While the networks will likely air it, C-SPAN almost definitely will, and if not, internet live streaming is readily available. The Office of the POTUS doesn't and shouldn't need media outlet permission to address the nation. For additional reference, Obama wanted to address the country on immigration and got denied time on the major networks in 2014. The networks generally cede time to the President for apolitical announcements, but generally don't do so for purely political statements. https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1082346402045480971?s=19
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aphid_licker posted:How is every page itt this insane now. The fake Leonardo pic being investigated by Mueller is already nuts, and the foot fetishist quotes are loving fever dream material. I think what's happening is a combination of the death of expertise and the rise of alt-right memewarriors caused by Trump and Twitter. In terms of the government, poo poo is breaking that never even used to break in the past. In almost all instances, having an administration with even borderline competency makes these gently caress-ups never see the light of day. There are new gently caress-ups every day, in every corner of government, just because they're just not good at government. In terms of the memes of production, because Trump was declared to be Good At Twitter (he's not), and his use of such got him elected (maybe?), his followers have basically decided that social media is now the Republic of Kekistan. That's leading to all of the shittiest people in the country/world slinging poo poo at the walls to try to get in on those sweet, sweet grift dollars. Or you know, there's a mouthy bitch in Congress and it's time to put that oval office in her place because she won't suck my cock, the whore. Put that poo poo in a blender and suddenly Insane Clown Posse furries are the #1 defender of America against neonazis. There's a line connecting the points, but holy gently caress it's full of squiggles.
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The White House said this number was 4,000. Missed it by *thiiiiiis* much. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1082386871781601280?s=19
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mlmp08 posted:All four major networks plan to air the political speech in primetime. Cool... Apparently it's going to be around 8 minutes long, from the oval office, bookended by coverage. Trump is loving terrible at giving teleprompter speeches with no crowds, so the behind-the-scenes blowup when his numbers don't improve should be hilarious. https://twitter.com/laurahelmuth/status/1082408923645263877?s=19
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Brain geniuses in the White House have apparently completely forgotten that Trump yelled about a mythical caravan crisis and got his rear end kicked in the midterms. https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1082648642488537089?s=19 Yep, Democrats totally shaking scared that Trump is going to be able to sell a border crisis too. AOC probably gonna reply to a Trump tweet then they'll all turn into corn cobs.
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The Russian lawyer in the Donald Trump Jr. Tower meeting, who TOTALLY WAS NOT A KREMLIN CUTOUT, just got charged with Obstruction of Justice by SDNY for... basically being a Kremlin cutout. https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1082664478704062464?s=19
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hold on to ur butts https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/1082695722749833222?s=19 Although, this is likely to cut down on the times he says "so true!" when he reads the words right for the first time.
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Someone didn't tell Manafort's lawyers that you don't redact documents by putting the words in spoiler tags. https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/1082706075491667969?s=19 Seriously, go to the documentcloud and copy/paste the redactions. poo poo like: https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1082709608991547392?s=19 FYI - Kilimnik was tied to Russian Intelligence as recently as 2016, so the Trump Campaign was literally sharing polling data with the Russians, through Manafort 
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Hexyflexy posted:Lol, jesus. You literally can't build this thing even if most of you wanted to. If he declares an emergency over this bullshit, most of the money is likely to come from military construction dollars. loving the troops and their families to own the libs.
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Lou Takki posted:What if the company that's fighting this is actually BP? It's being reported that it's a "foreign financial institution". I believe that's new information!
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https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1082745074474237953?s=19 Now linked by two political writers and a straight-news reporter. 2019. Edit: just came out that the mystery foreign company is getting charged $50k/day in the contempt action. Gonna get expensive in a hurry! facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Porn. https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/1082829733082120194
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Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it. https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1082856609276194821 Resting fat breath.
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psydude posted:Yeah, we may not begin to see any major impacts until after Friday, when people miss their first shutdown paychecks. https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1083064133866663937?s=19 Giving everyone the shits to own the libs.
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