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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress you 2019

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

current event: :thunk:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Thalantos posted:

You can gently caress off to Canada if you need to, some of us don't have the luxury to be all high and mighty about our voting choices

I'll loving die before I give up on this country.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MaxPowers posted:

F for my kurdish boys about be put to the turkish pike. One day there will be a kurdistan, inshallah.

I am amazed if they will ever trust us again with our track record of leaving them swinging in the breeze when they're not politically useful.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1081276547691134981

Check your bingo cards for “Third Amendment SCOTUS case.”

who had Mexican-American War for 2019 bingo?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i don't feel like deciphering that sentence so :justpost:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

me waiting for the revolution

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i had too much care to drink that morning

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MaxPowers posted:

Dont tell me what to do dad!

The poo poo I have for you in the mod queue can get worse, just a reminder.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm already set to have my most complex tax filing ever this year so :lol: if they shut down the IRS

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:thunk:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Soooooo, is the government still shut down?

Is there a giant wall protecting freedomland yet?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

This Thursday Trump will personally eat a Mexican child.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

McNally posted:

Yeah but she's hot

Remember when I said making a cult of personality around politicians was bad? Objectification is part of that.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fair observation you have kinda made some dumb CE posts in recent months.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Jarmak posted:

The fact this poo poo is not only allowed but encouraged by mods is why I laugh whenever we get a page of back patting about this thread being better than d&d.

Trying to parse this and all I can tell is you're awfully mad about a dumb internet forum

This is GiP, people throw shade. Deal with it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That Works posted:

This is kind of horrifying if you say had a bad date with someone who turns out to be a creepy one.

:capitalism:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Joke's on them, I don't have access to network television

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Motherfucker how do you get gout in jail unless you're cleaning out the commissary all the time?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

World's most powerful lizard person divorces, eats mate of 25 years:

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html

quote:

Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage, according to a joint statement put out Wednesday on the Amazon CEO's Twitter account.
"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends," the couple said in the statement.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other," the statement continued. "If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again."
Bezos, 54, and MacKenzie, 48, met and got married while working at D.E. Shaw, a New York-based hedge fund, in the early 90s. Shortly after, they packed up and moved across the country to Seattle, where Bezos launched Amazon.
Bezos is now the world's richest person, with an estimated net worth of $137 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. That means this divorce could end up being very costly.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh god just choke on a pretzel already so president pence will reopen the government

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1083140191362048000

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

donnie wondering how he can clear the room to get at the bricks of coke

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Woof Blitzer posted:

What is that man doing to his border??

This mule learned one neat trick. DEA agents hate him!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

orange juche posted:

The immediate response below that is "We know they're not poor because poor people don't go offroading in a national park"

What if they traded their refrigerator for a car?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm gonna go scream into a pillow for about ten minutes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Thwomp posted:

I thought we were abandoning articles. Shouldn’t it be “things will be drastically better with Wall”?

WHERE THE HECK IS WALL

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Do you have any rubber nipples?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Joe has hosed the goat over and over through his career.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Motherfucker saw it coming

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/RiverClegg/status/1083061045420281856

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

I've seen like 20 variations on this joke so far

GEE THANKS FOR INFORMING ME HOW HELPFUL

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

Sounds like if Trump declares an emergency, he isn't even going to allow government to reopen...

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1083889911323914240

to own the libs.

Any accelerationists left in this thread? There's the nitrous button.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:brainworms:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Play nice

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