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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/1091053649470595073

Bony has been hosed off to Qatar.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's on £170k a week at chelsea

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1091090548365119488

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lmao

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

he doesn't look happy to be there

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Murphy gone to WBA, Aarons (lol) and Lazaar (lmao) to Sheffield Wednesday

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/philhayyep/status/1091111320903131136?s=21

Apparently Swansea spiked it.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

wtf happened with bordeaux and sabaly?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

i only see one

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

I've been avoiding football news all day but I've apparently missed a wild one.

Rumours of knives out in the boardroom, Potter, Huw Jenkins and the Americans all fighting over the fax machine.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

Lmao

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Former Chelsea and Wigan legend Franco di Santo is off to Rayo Vallecano

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

:captainpop:

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Fulham bought Lazar Markovic? :discourse:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/FulhamFC/status/1091129724758315009

I wonder what wage he's on at Fulham.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

ozmunkeh posted:

Fulham bought Lazar Markovic? :discourse:
lol

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

can't wait to hear what Suarez calls him in training camp

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:
go on lazar lad

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Cahill is on 120k a week. Can’t imagine Bats being on 170.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Did someone actually play real legitimate money for Lazar Markovic

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

what was this?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

EvilHawk posted:

Did someone actually play real legitimate money for Lazar Markovic

Actually he was free which means it's definitely a fantastic transfer

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Parity warning posted:

what was this?

Some good ol' racist apparel

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
gently caress Leeds the cheeky cunts trying to make DJ a loan to buy deal last minute and then not even wanting to pay the loan fee up front.

You were already getting a cracking deal from the American prat we've got in charge, but greed meant that other people at Swansea could get their noses involved and scupper the whole thing.

Leroy Fer failed a medical at Villa. Not his biggest fan but he's been playing well and losing two first team players would've been hard to take (Carroll and Montero don't play much so whatever). Glad Bony's finally gone.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
It's always wierd to think about players like Hart and Bony who were absolutely good players at one point, but somehow become eternally poo poo seemingly overnight.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

tarbrush posted:

It's always wierd to think about players like Hart and Bony who were absolutely good players at one point, but somehow become eternally poo poo seemingly overnight.

Bony got malaria a few years ago so yeah that's what happened.

Did his cruciates this time last year as well. He can barely jog now. His £120k/week City contract expires in the summer (they're still paying about £30k).

He was never good enough for City, though.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

sassassin posted:

Bony got malaria a few years ago so yeah that's what happened.

Did his cruciates this time last year as well. He can barely jog now. His £120k/week City contract expires in the summer (they're still paying about £30k).

He was never good enough for City, though.

Oh, well that seems more reasonable

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Also Hart's decline is generally attributed to Pirlo just permanently ruining the confidence of a confidence player by chipping him with that penalty

It's crazy to think that one event could break a player that badly for both circumstances though

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




I think that and the Euro exit at the hands of Iceland

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Parity warning posted:

what was this?

Barca B signed some guy who was wearing a shirt that said "Two Niggas" on it

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Hart was always poo poo, the English just have no clue what a good keeper actually looks like, hth


In actual transfer news, Bayern have sold Sandro Wagner to some Chinese club for 5 million €. We're utterly hosed if Lewandowski gets injured now since we literally have no other strikers (although given Wagner's performances this season, we would've been hosed with him playing too)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



pik_d posted:

Barca B signed some guy who was wearing a shirt that said "Two Niggas" on it

In a bad font too

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Dunban posted:

Hart was always poo poo, the English just have no clue what a good keeper actually looks like, hth

I used to think this too, but when Torino signed him they forced out a relatively decent keeper to start him where he was a loving catastrophe for his whole loan. So it's not just the English.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Joe Hart learned from Shay Given so no surprise he was a good shot stopper who had a lot of other issues with his game

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
I hope Tottenham signs some loving physios because Levy is hanging us up to loving dry.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug
Joe Hart, when he was decent, got most of his value from being a really good shot stopper with enough athleticism to move about quickly. A lot like Given once his reflexes started slowing down / he lost a step his lack of other stand-out skills meant he couldn't compensate like a lot of keepers as they head towards their 30's.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
does no one remember paul robinson

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May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

bewbies posted:

does no one remember paul robinson

I do, when he got pushed off that mezzanine, the drama!

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