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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

julian assflange posted:

Manchester United should sell Alexis Sanchez.

They can't/won't because no one will match is wages.

Even money he starts tomorrow too.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

He’s the Dwight Gayle regen

Dwight Gayle is cool and good, and he is my friend.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

Ben Arfa was unable to play for Nice for months because he played for Hull on loan and a single Newcastle Under 21 match

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1080838256823021568

Probably because the Community Shield isn't considered a competitive fixture.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bayern have apparently made a bid of £30m for Hudson-Odoi.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Reprisal posted:

1 goal = 19 million £

To pair up with 1 goal = £15m Jordon Ibe.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I keep confusing Adrien Rabiot with Adil Rami

One of them fucks Pamela Anderson and the other gets hosed by his own mother.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bundy posted:

He's pretty good with the "Pass it to Gareth" tactics when playing for Wales. He has dined out a hell of a lot on that one season you're referring to though. 2012? 2013?

Any excuse to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3zeB-h3NA

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CyberPingu posted:

Forgot Shevchenko


hadji murad posted:

Another striker legend along with Sheva, Torres, Falcao, Morata, and Sutton.

Hmm

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bundy posted:

The only prescription is more babybel

Please stop.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bundy posted:

It was an extremely bad play on the cowbell SNL skit when Walken says "I've got a fever..."

Yes, you've been on an insanely bad run of puns and need to be stopped.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Remember when Giuseppe Rossi played for Newcastle and SAF got mad as hell that Roeder wasn’t playing him?

Rossi probably should have played more, that Newcastle team was insanely bad.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

he was 17

And?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Let’s not get carried away

That's the only way he can get around tbf.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Fred is still insanely bad.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bundy posted:

So were Evra and Vidic for a time.

January signings trying to fit into a new defensive system are a bit different than a central midfielder signed in the summer who can't complete a 10 yard pass.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Kevin Prince Boateng to Barcelona from Sassuolo??? The gently caress?

Imagine Carlos Vela and KPB leading the line for Barca, what a team!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Genuinely excited to see my spirit animal in the prem

A fat mopey oval office who won't admit he's losing his hair? :haw:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eau de MacGowan posted:

*mike ashley voice* look ill get you obafemi martins back instead, how about that

He's available on a free, seems like an Ashley bit of business.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Wow, Newcastle could be triggering something other than Jose.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Euro 2016 winner Cédric Soares.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Morata to Atletico Madrid is official. 18 month loan.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

paddyboat posted:

Just FYI, this is not a photo of Miguel “Miggy” Almiron

No, he’s much uglier.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Newcastle have signed a left back who couldn’t get a game for an insanely bad Monaco team.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


He's gonna fall down a lot.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Jozy scored a lot of MLS level garbage goals and was helped by Giovinco and others that were there to do the real work. This guy is closer to Giovinco than Jozy imo. His size is going to be what limits him I think.

Jozy got his Premier League move by scoring lots of goals in Holland which almost always a recipe for disaster.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

He scored 13 goals in 37 games and was name in the league Best XI. Does MLS not have any better strikers

Almiron isn't a striker, he's more of a number 10 who plays off of the left.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

This shirt to the Barcelona B Twitter account is a done deal.

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaB/status/1091101448551743488

:captainpop:

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Fellaini to China is official.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1091359161961586689

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