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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle will sign 0 players

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



tao of lmao posted:

It’s rumored Chelsea have accepted 18 mil from Wolves for striker Tammy Abraham currently on loan.

Seems a lot of money for an unproven player at this level, but it’s not my money I guess.

He’s proven to be poo poo at the PL level with Swansea

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sassassin posted:

He's a flat track bully who can only do it for good teams against poo poo defences. If he's not getting 4 or 5 good chances a game he's not going to score many, classic Championship specialist.

He’s the Dwight Gayle regen

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Zappacosta seems a weird move, I forgot he existed. Presume he was a Conte signing and Sarri doesn’t rate him?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



bewbies posted:

pulisic is pretty good but i would say it is unlikely he will be an effective one for one swap for eden hazard, who is really good

At this point I’d say the Americans who follow the national team but not the EPL are not going to be convinced to start following Chelsea. If you’re watching the national team, odds are you’re watching the EPL already since it is much more accessible with the NBC deal.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Real Name Grover posted:

This level of move is unprecedented for an American. All I'm saying is that it factored into that transfer fee.

Speaking of American moves, check out this sweet graphic ESPN tweeted (and has since deleted)



Wow what a great graphic I had no idea Freddy Adu played for Sunderland

Hint: he didn’t

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jason Sextro posted:

Apparently Adrien Rabiot is leaving PSG for Barcelona in the summer. This can't go wrong, as his agent is his mother and he refused to play for the national team over "misuse of his talents" right before the French team went on to win the World Cup, lmao.

I keep confusing Adrien Rabiot with Adil Rami

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

One of them fucks Pamela Anderson and the other gets hosed by his own mother.

What a bizarre world we live in

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Okaka just making his way through the Pozzo teams

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dembele is basically the new Huddlestone

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



hadji murad posted:

Crespo was okay. Would add Ba but that one goal of his....

Ba owns

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



kcer posted:

Ba going to them properly pissed me off, what a waste

Forcing him to the wing to play Cisse through the middle was proper madness

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Arnautovic seems exactly like the guy who would agitate for a move to China though

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



tarbrush posted:

I can't work out which side of this would be stupider.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

Gattuso talking about how Higuain wants to force through the transfer to Chelsea

It’s Higuain, more like every 30 seconds

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Are you willing to bold it as a done deal?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

:newlol:

The official excuse is he's got a "fever" lol

*sweats in carbonara*

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bundy posted:

I can't tell if you're whooshing here or just being a dick, either way kindly gently caress off, you're not the mod of me

Idgi

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

For some reason i thought Rossi was a lot older than 31. Feels like hes been around for ages

He’s 71 if you count his knees

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Remember when Giuseppe Rossi played for Newcastle and SAF got mad as hell that Roeder wasn’t playing him?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Double post

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Rossi probably should have played more, that Newcastle team was insanely bad.

He was kept out of the team by an absolute legend, Antoine Sibierski.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Soulex posted:

I have better legs than Giuseppe Rossi

Let’s not get carried away

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Kevin Prince Boateng to Barcelona from Sassuolo??? The gently caress?

This is peak transfer stuff. KPB to come on as a sub, score a worldly, get into a fight with the staff then be banished to the reserves until his loan is up.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Imagine Carlos Vela and KPB leading the line for Barca, what a team!

Vela will come on with 20 minutes left and chip the keeper for his hat trick

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ashley Cole has signed for Derby, I didn’t think he was still playing

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Troy Queef posted:

I don’t know of any teams called Derby. I know there’s one called Frank Lampard’s Derby County, though

You just renewed your contract at pedants fail club for bitches

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Sandwolf posted:

I’m a Juve supporter, I didn’t mean “a plane crash,” I meant, “a player dying in the process of transfer.”

He already signed though

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Who

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Mike Jones

:hmmyes:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



RideTheSpiral posted:

he a swansea fan. used to post in the premier league threads

:elongate:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




A view to a permanent transfer elsewhere

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

He's available on a free, seems like an Ashley bit of business.

The club won’t sign players over a certain age and Obafemi Martins is about 5 times over that

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If he’s a left back he’ll be poo poo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

Didn’t Monaco just sign Fabregas? They have some money.

Cesc for player/manager

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lukaku must have failed his medical with Newcastle because the deal is off

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Arsenal legend Joel Campbell has left Italy for...Mexico

Costa Rican Freddie Adu imo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



What position does he play?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’d consider Dummett to be a LB nowadays since he’s been forced to play there for 5+ years. He’ll never get a game at CB nowadays

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Looks like Samaris may be coming in as well

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