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Holy poo poo there has never been a more coordinated and pervasive ad campaign to recommend a movie you’ve already seen because there isn’t anything else on Netflix.
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Shes 54 and I'm supposed to believe she has a 5 year old? Netflix please. Theres a blind school... its out in the middle of the woods for some reason? Netflix please.
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Jan 2, 2019 23:40
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I stomp on the robot
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Jan 2, 2019 23:42
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Immediately after, I bust out the door to see who is trying to interrupt my making GBS threads time. I don't even stop to pull my pants back on and leave them hanging on the hook.
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Jan 2, 2019 23:44
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I'll concede that black dude didn't have many options in his hellworld predicament so yeah maybe he'd slip into those old lady skins. I'll give you that one netflix.
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Jan 2, 2019 23:44
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This movie looks like garbage and I don’t care how many lovely memes I see about it I’m not gonna watch it!!! Also hot take: netflix originals are almost all bad
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Jan 2, 2019 23:51
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Whenever Netflix creates anything that is over a 3.5/10, it is hailed as a masterpiece.
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Jan 2, 2019 23:53
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this thread is naught but another manifestation of the netflix algorithm do not engage in its deep game do not believe its lies
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Jan 2, 2019 23:57
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How does it compare to Aquaman, OP?
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Jan 2, 2019 23:58
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I run out to the exit to see if there's anyone running away. Then I systematically move forward searching every stall. I'm bellowing at the top of my voice to try and flush him out ALLRIGHT WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT COME OUT HERE MOTHERFUCKER YOU SENDING INA ROBOT TO WATCH ME poo poo YOU'RE loving DEAD BITCH
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Jan 3, 2019 00:00
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watch the new hellraiser movie instead
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Jan 3, 2019 00:12
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I have not seen or heard of this movie before. OP, your experience is not universal and I demand to be paid for the time I spent reading about it. That'll be $0.47, please.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:15
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Everything is "what if something ridiculous, what then" drivel. It's only deep to people who are completely blazed which is coincidentally how they come up with these I think.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:17
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More like turd box am I right
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Jan 3, 2019 00:19
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My wife made me watch it, at the beginning I thought "I bet they won't even show what the thing is" and guess what.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:19
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I gather up the smashed robot. I am going to find this fucker and beat thr poo poo out of him
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Jan 3, 2019 00:24
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Knitting Beetles posted:My wife made me watch it, at the beginning I thought "I bet they won't even show what the thing is" and guess what. That poo poo was always screaming and approaching. Its like motherfucker after a week of this I know you never actually get here, you just approach. Ghosts that can't even get here aren't scary
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Jan 3, 2019 00:26
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Bobcats posted:Holy poo poo there has never been a more coordinated and pervasive ad campaign to recommend a movie you’ve already seen because there isn’t anything else on Netflix. I've been told its basically "the happening" but without the trees trying to kill you. Is this accurate?
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Jan 3, 2019 00:38
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Lime Tonics posted:I've been told its basically "the happening" but without the trees trying to kill you. Is this accurate? It's better than The Happening by far, but it's such a sad fart of a payoff. It's just tension filled scene after tension filled scene then it ends. I think I would have liked it better as a Black Mirror episode that ended while everything was still taking place in the house.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:45
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Devils Affricate posted:More like turd box am I right You right
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Jan 3, 2019 00:47
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It's good to know there's at least one goon who won't get loving owned by the robot apocalypse, while the rest of you guys stand there jabbering about some dumbass movie
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Jan 3, 2019 00:47
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a bone to pick posted:watch the new hellraiser movie instead I just remembered one of the more recent hellraiser movies and what pinhead looked like and burst out laughing.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:53
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The ending should have been the most elaborate ruse yet by the monster whatever and not that happy ending BS.
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Jan 3, 2019 00:54
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Devils Affricate posted:More like turd box am I right
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Jan 3, 2019 00:57
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He looks like the kind of weirdo who would do all the really depraved poo poo.
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Jan 3, 2019 01:04
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Man I bet if you slapped him in the face with a cutting board he would be so hosed
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Jan 3, 2019 01:06
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next iteration has a dad bod and ponytail
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Jan 3, 2019 01:06
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Sandra Bulllock has aged really well or maybe that's just what attractive people look like when they age normally and don't go under a dozen plastic surgeries in a vain, futile attempt to hold on to youth
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Jan 3, 2019 01:07
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Sandra Bullock move your career on already you are too old to play young mothers and rookie spacewomen. Take Tom Cruise with you.
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Jan 3, 2019 01:08
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Away all Goats posted:Sandra Bulllock has aged really well She dated kid rock. she has no taste.
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Jan 3, 2019 01:09
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Watching a bird box sounds pretty dull, especially in the winter.
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Jan 3, 2019 01:10
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Lime Tonics posted:I've been told its basically "the happening" but without the trees trying to kill you. Is this accurate? pretty close The movie's like a C- "okay" with a couple neat scenes that uhh I can't even remember at the moment.
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Jan 3, 2019 02:01
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John Malkovich being a dick was the only good part of this movie. Goddammit Weedy Bong he told you not to watch the loving video
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Jan 3, 2019 02:04
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:John Malkovich being a dick was the only good part of this movie. Goddammit Weedy Bong he told you not to watch the loving video
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Jan 3, 2019 02:06
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I liked the part where the millenials just dipped out with the SUV. I bet they died screaming "YOLO" and "LOL NOTHING MATTERS" as the demons manifested visions of Firefly being cancelled.
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Jan 3, 2019 03:13
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Nice try Netflix marketing but I already learned my lesson when you tricked me into watching that lovely "Bright" movie.
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Jan 3, 2019 03:21
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I gather up the smashed robot. I am going to find this fucker and beat thr poo poo out of him The crumpled metal begins to take on a fluid consistency, and as you watch the broken pieces meld together. The robot is still cold to the touch. As you wonder who on Earth could have made such an advanced device you begin to see lights from outside the door. You can hear voices approaching. Alien voices
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Jan 3, 2019 03:26
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Buncha loving H1B fruits with their lovely loving robots I'm going to gently caress these silicom valley shitheads up I'm sticking my phone in my shirt pocket and kicking the loving door in.
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As you turn to kick the door it explodes inwards in a green haze. You can glimpse movement behind the thick fog flowing into the bathroom. Your phone starts to ring
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