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jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

What are yours, how have you hosed them up already and why are you such a continual disappointment?

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Mine was to stop reading lovely threads.

Still going strong! :)

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
do a backflip

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
my new years resolution is to try not to be such a baby bitch boy

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Mine was to quit the internet, it's going pretty good so far.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Dual 4096 x 2160

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
switching from full sugar red bull to diet red bull is going well

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


I'm shooting for not dying. It's the best resolution because you either succeed totally at the end of the year, or you don't and then you're not really available for an interview.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I'm gonna break my rusty cage

And run!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Um. Make 2019 better than 2018 I guess.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
I wanna learn how to stop an opponent's sword using only my teeth like in Yakuza 0

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Going to be more selfish this year, I deserve it.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Going to continue to give up

hobocat76
Jan 4, 2019
I'm gonna try and take better care of myself. Might go see an optometrist and see if I can get some glasses. I am going to try and eat a bit better. So hopefully I can stick through with it. Also I'm gonna try and get enough money around to upgrade my PC.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hate myself more

Sparky2
Jan 3, 2019

A loose cannon with a tight shot group.
I'm going to try to be less profane in public.

I swear, there could be a platoon of Nuns walking by, and if I stub my toe on something, I will scream, "MOTHERFUCKER!!" really loud.

I need to trim back the cursing a bit, I guess that's what I am saying.

:(

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Lambert posted:

Dual 4096 x 2160

Still running 1024 x 768

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
690 x 420

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Haha the monitor resolution joke is funny even the 3rd time you see it

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

macdonal hamborkles posted:

Haha the monitor resolution joke is funny even the 3rd time you see it

Bitter VGA user spotted.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
I changed mine I'm solely drop kicking nerds this year

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

2019 Resolutions:

Find out if I'm gay

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I got a cheap fountain pen to improve my cursive. If it get better I'll upgrade the pen & get more upscale ink.

Also, I want to read more about the occult.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
get laid more

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I resolve to be a better person irl and a worse person online

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!

Nice and hot piss posted:

2019 Resolutions:

Find out if I'm gay

How do you find out definitively if you're gay? A friend asked me last week

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

My resolution is to only J O <365 times this year. My other resolution is to break it by August.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
get a handbeezy

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
there was an offer on own brand whiskey its not my fault i'm a complete piece of poo poo don't you judge me

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

macdonal hamborkles posted:

How do you find out definitively if you're gay? A friend asked me last week

It's all a spectrum. Except for your friend, who is 100% gay

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Better or Bust

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i'm getting salad with my kebab that was just my racist father talking

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

spinderella posted:

Better or Bust

bust better

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Revenge.
For my dead gay tree.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I'm not giving up drinking, but I am giving up doing shots! If I'm going to get drunk, I'm not going to take any shortcuts.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

give a handbeezy

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

I'm not giving up drinking, but I am giving up doing shots! If I'm going to get drunk, I'm not going to take any shortcuts.

If you drink straight from the bottle it's technically not a shot

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

give a handbeezy

get in line dweeb!!!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Plant more trees. Guerilla gardening style with native plants. Maybe some flowering shrubbery to help the bees, but trees just feel better somehow.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Moon Atari posted:

Plant more trees. Guerilla gardening style with native plants. Maybe some flowering shrubbery to help the bees, but trees just feel better somehow.

weed

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