NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

.......

What

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Nailed it

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

What the gently caress kicker?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Wtf was that

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Well gg Dallas

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

lol

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ELO Musk posted:

Holy poo poo, they went for 2? That is BALLSY AS HELL.

No Seabass

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Patrick Spens: Jul 21, 2006; "Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"; Pillbug

Well that was disappointing.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Lol what

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

BonoMan: Feb 20, 2002; Jade Ear Joe

"that... Is hard to explain"

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

This is so stupid. If we had called some loving passes earlier and maybe let one of the best WBs in the game so shut we might not be in this position.

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Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Athanatos posted:

How nervous are you Cowboy fans?

Serious

Not a Cowboy fan, but I'd be clenching like crazy

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Uhhhh, wtf

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

loving lol what the gently caress is that kick

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

what

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

What

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

what the gently caress was that

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

suck cocks in hell (the offseason) seattle

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

hughesta posted:

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

"I can't not kick hard guys!"

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i still dont understand why the strategy isnt to just blast it off the closest man as hard as possible

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

"onside kick? that's like 20 yards right"

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

fishing with the fam posted:

Whaaaaat?

That sucked.

The goal is to try and kick it just past the front line guys and have it bounce around for a second so your guys can crash in....

it did not work

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Fire Pete Carroll

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

gently caress a drop kick

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Well hey, what's the last thing the Cowboys would expect there?

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

I�ll take it

Yay!!

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

What on earth

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Oh thank god

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:25

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

what the gently caress

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:26

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

incredible

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:26

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Sigh, that game is on Schotty, as usual.

Defense getting penalized at really dumb times didn't help.

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Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

corn on the cop posted:

well that was a fart

So smelly.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:26

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Official now:

Saints play either Cowboys/Eagles

Rams play either Bears/Cowboys

Go Philly

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Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Sphyre posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:26

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Now anybody in the market for Seabass is going to come with the risk that he'll pull his rear end in a top hat in a playoff game and leave you with dropkicks for 30 minutes

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

possible for defense to do a screen on the defensive side of the ball?

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

.......

What

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Sweeper posted:

Fire Pete Carroll

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:26

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