NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

here's to an NFCECG

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

really an onside kick is like a really bad kick so the bad kicker should be good at it

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Bip Roberts posted:

suck cocks in hell (the offseason) seattle

Hey that sounds pretty nice actually thanks

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Became an entertaining game at the end there

Nice to see a rare post 90s playoff win for the cowboys

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Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

lmao

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Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Alright I�m out. Get hosed Schotty. This loss is on you.

Congrats Cowboy fans! Enjoy the win!

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'm shocked that a kick with a sub 10 percent success rate failed.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

jerry is gonna do blow of another whore's tits for every seattle tear

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Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Seattle, I am dissapoint.

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

A replay of the onside attempt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUmLjTOkHzs

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Eagles are going to win the Superbowl again.

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Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Get hosed Hawks

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

more importantly

https://twitter.com/jimmytraina/status/1081768428854276096?s=21

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

This buys Garrett another five years, yeah?

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John Brown: Jul 10, 2009

Fire Shotty.

The Steelers knew when to hand over the offense to Big Ben. Why is Russ still on training wheels?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:28

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

a new study bible! posted:

I'm shocked that a kick with a sub 10 percent success rate failed.

Sea Bass had a basically 0 conversion rate on onsides anyway so even if he'd been healthy it wouldn't have mattered

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

reminder that dak wants you to stand for the national anthem

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

more importantly

https://twitter.com/jimmytraina/status/1081768428854276096?s=21

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

WHO loving CARES EAT MY DICK SEATTLE COWBOYS WIN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:28

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

a new study bible! posted:

I'm shocked that a kick with a sub 10 percent success rate failed.

Usually they don't sail gracefully through the air for thirty yards.

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elime anning: Nov 19, 2002; Morbid Hound

The cowboys are rear end garbage but the Seahawks are worse.

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

lol gently caress the nfc east but this was the only reasonable outcome of this game

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Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Dak and the 'boys are for real.

Whatever shall we do.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I want to take a moment and say 2 things.

1, when I was trying to round up cowboys fans, how is there only like 5 of us.

AND 2:

gently caress everone who's been talking poo poo all week.

See yall next week, bitches!

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

What a wet fart of an ending. You are telling me that was the best attempt at an onside the Seahawks could come up with?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:29

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Was that onsides kick worse than Boswell's failed rbona?

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/notthefakesvp/status/1081769262870601728?s=21

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Propaganda Bob: Aug 26, 2006; Not one step backwards!

Hahaha this was the most cowboys game I've ever seen

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little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

he's a grown rear end man

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

suck cocks in hell (the offseason) seattle

You say this like something Seattle wouldn�t be into. :v:

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Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

it does look like this year is the cowboys year, pretty incredible stuff

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

lol gently caress the seahawks, that onside kick was amazing

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

The Bananana posted:

I want to take a moment and say 2 things.

1, when I was trying to round up cowboys fans, how is there only like 5 of us.

AND 2:

gently caress everone who's been talking poo poo all week.

See yall next week, bitches!

See you in two weeks, when you will lose to my football team. Dak used up his only vial of personality this game.

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Nice poll on the thread guys. Most of you were :wrong:

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Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

i guess its fitting after the botched kick to turn Romo into a meme that the cowboys would win off a botched kick

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Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

The Cowboys are gonna get shithoused in the next round lmao

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

rjmccall posted:

lol gently caress the seahawks, that onside kick was amazing

In the playbook that's called the Long Range Foot Screen

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Tim Whatley posted:

The Cowboys are gonna get shithoused in the next round lmao

as god intended

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

No words for this game. So happy

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cpranger: Nov 6, 2009; I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

Tim Whatley posted:

The Cowboys are gonna get shithoused in the next round lmao

I wish but nope.

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