NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

COWBOYS

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 01:38

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 15:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

shirts and skins posted:

Why did GEICO just start re-running 10 year old ads?

I think they're doing an ad campaign that revolves around people voting on the best geico commercial of all time, so they're showing all the commercials again

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 01:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Man I wish I could give the cowboys a locker room pre game big game time speech.

Like.

Maybe some dramatic music would be playing too..

Some one shoots a gun off when I'm done.

Idk.

It would be good tho

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 01:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Joe loving buck

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

HERE.
WE.
loving.
GO!!!!!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

A.o.D. posted:

Prescott's neck must be broke, because he can't turn his head.

That's how dedicated he is. He would play. Even with a broken neck. And against the advice of the team physician.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hell's yeah, 3 and out

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hurns foot is broken

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Thank God for our defense

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm satisfied

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Intruder posted:

Someone post a picture of seabass trying a 76 yarder

Please do

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Intruder posted:

Lololol

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Halftime report: I tore through this frozen margarita like my life depended on it. My voice is halfway gone, got some good fans by me trying their damndest to be loud with me, and this game is already giving me more gray hairs.

Pray for Shinjobi. Or don't.

Nigga, are you at the game?!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blarzgh posted:

gently caress you Garrett go for it you pussy

Naw, not at the 40, up less than a td.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

indigi posted:

who's this bitch from the TurboTax commercials

You want her number?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

gently caress

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

You eventually plan to have football in your football playoffs, yes?

I really do hate that man

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wow so exciting to meet Roger Goodell

Lol

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ffuucckk

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I’m annoyed rn

Have faith

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Why havent we used Cooper more

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

Why havent we used Cooper more

Ask and you shall loving recieve

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

We can punch it in from inch

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

A funny thing to think about from time to time is that Seth MacFarlane used to date the khaleesi

Really? Emilia clarke?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Phew

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cavauro posted:

this is u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiHSVQy9xN8

I am not an Asian pop girl group.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

It is known.

touchdown

Wow.
Tapped the pawg. Good for him.

GO COWBOYS

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What an excellent return

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Codependent Poster posted:

Hahahaha how did Austin not take that back?

Hes actually not that fast? Idk, hes super explosive, but not for 40 yards plus

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Confirmed catch

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Larch posted:

Wow. That is an earned pick.

Yeah, through illicit means

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Makeup calls for that bs interception

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Tom Sellout posted:

haha why the gently caress is Beasely returning kicks with Austin on the roster

This, but unironically

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Duckin' Dak

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

corn on the cop posted:

pete carroll berating the ref about tower 7

I loled

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

We need a td

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I love dak

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys. COWBS!

WHOSE NEXT?! :hai:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:14

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 15:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Painkiller posted:

well im really glad i stayed up till 4am to watch this poo poo.

Christ where are you, spain?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:18

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