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Seahawks 21 22.34%
Cowboys 12 12.77%
Both Teams Lose 35 37.23%
SCORING 26 27.66%
Total: 76 votes
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

go not cowboys

:hawksin:

This.

corn on the cop posted:

no matter the result, the important thing is that jason garrett is back for 2019

Jason Garrett has a 77-59 record. It's time that the Cowboys organization recognized his efforts and continued success and gave him a 10-year extension.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





HyperPuma posted:

its been tough but ive decided

gently caress the cowboys

Firm but fair.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Epic High Five posted:

extreme HD feed of some weirdo telling me that capital is the best party to solve the intrinsic problems inherent to capital

Excuse me but Clive Owen just assured me that business could take care of that wage gap problem and I'm sure they'll be on it any minute now

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





You can rely on a Chevy... to suck

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

i'm the big Q-Bean. 53's the mike! badger! badger! readyGO the playclock hits zero readyGO

takes a five step drop, eyes targets #1 and #2 in the progression, pats the ball, takes off to the right while looking downfield for #3 or another target to come open, throws the ball away

some times you gotta live To throw another day. I'm a NFLeaguer for life

Don't throw that ball away you got to recycle it. You're not thinking of the planet man. You're not thinking of the future

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"It's actually not Toyota either."

People gasp

"Also, I'm not human." *rips skin off face*

People gasp

"poo poo poo poo poo poo I really am human, oh god what have I done ow ow ow."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What kind of instructions do you need for a treadmill? Keep running moron

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh God, I'm on a treadmill! Which way do I go, help!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I really could have done without that replay :gonk:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Roasted Donut posted:

post a gif of the horrific injury this game is boring as poo poo and i wasn't paying attention and missed it

How about instead you just imagine if you had an extra knee on your lower leg that bent the opposite way

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jesus, you know it's a bad injury when they managed to get two commercial breaks in in the dude's not even off the field yet

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Seattle's defense is going to have to win them this game.

Oh hey gently caress the Cowboys and gently caress the refs for missing that facemask

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Domino's has a lot of gimmicks these days. They should have an option where your pizza can be delivered by a dominatrix. Maybe have some ads that go with it where the Noid is getting his balls tortured.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I didn't have much more than that. Just have it where his hands are tied behind his back by those long floppy ears and he's being force-fed pizza and maybe getting spanked with some cheesy bread and that should probably be all that you need.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





indigi posted:

"step on my dick and put cigarette butts out on my tush" -the Noid

See this guy gets it

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The Noid tells Mrs. Noid that he’s always wanted to see her with another man

please stop giving away the plot of my script "Kucked by the (Burger) King"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aw drat, that could have been a beautiful return

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I think you'll find that Jason Garrett has a winning record friend and is a good couch.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I want Ravens Eagles so that I die of alcohol poisoning in a Baltimore gutter like Edgar Allen Poe

What the hell dude, you could be doing that right now trust me

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hey whatever happened to Ronald McDonald? You never see him around these days.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Roasted Donut posted:

holy poo poo this game loving SUUUUUUCKS~!!!!!!!!!

Yeah but we're having some quality talk about various fast food mascots and cock and ball torture

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

He's too busy building places for sick kids and their families you loving monster

You're going to need to show me some photos of him looking very serious alongside Jimmy Carter

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Sack!

Hey guys, a football thing happen!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I approve of the most recent Cowboys decision

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Holy poo poo Lockett

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shimrra Jamaane posted:

SeaBass got fat.

To kick the ball.you must understand the ball. To understand the ball, you must become the ball. Within 1 or 2 years Sebastian Janikowski will have completed his Evolution into a ball and then he will know

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Seabass looks kind of like Donald Pleasence now

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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420_Power_Rangers posted:

SeaBass is old and stiff and fat, but man can he kick a loving ball

*meanwhile, in the Noids torture dungeon*

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fuuuuuuck

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Larch posted:

So like, the Cowboys are good?

The defense is, but on the whole as human beings they're complete garbage and even their mothers hate them

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Sweeper posted:

They tried the same sort of thing on 2nd and 17 so basically schotty looks like he is trying to get fired

You might say his offense... is Schott :smug:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh so close to a safety

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





indigi posted:

agreed but I mean who is the actress, she's cute

Find the Chad man first and hurt him to show that you are a more fit mate

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm not saying I want that Cowboys fan to die and be eaten by his wife cats but I'd be okay with it if it did happen.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dat catch :stare:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ruuuuusssselllll

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Uh why go for 2 here?

No kicker?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





indigi posted:

what do you think Russell Wilson says when he does something good. "Aw heck yes! Woo! Gosh heckin darn, I rock!"

It's the opposite of what he says when he is sad, which is "Aw, beans."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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DR AIDS posted:

Understandable, who the gently caress brings pretzels?

Of they were Unique pretzels I would have cried. Those are really loving good

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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No please review this and call it a fumble

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