NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Kalli posted:

I think both teams are about equally talented but the Seahawks have comically better coaching, so....

isn't Brian Schottenheimer their OC

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 01:58

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:47

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Party Passes. Standing room on the end zone decks.

are there bathrooms or anything there

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:00

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Tayter Swift posted:

Death to America

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:00

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Vertical Lime posted:

remember when they had exotic dancers when this thing opened

hahahaha what

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:02

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

why does Troy look like used poo poo

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:08

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Omahopolis

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:10

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

sweet thursday posted:

Best part was wen Carroll met a general who lost friends in 9/11 in the pentagon and spent the whole time throwing conspiracy theories at him

general probably deserved it tbh. his friends definitely did

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

These Chevy commercials are somehow getting worse.

that was a confusing rear end premise

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:20

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Epic High Five posted:

I read Things That Make White People Uncomfortable and it was great so I'm rooting for Seahawks, gently caress dem cowboyz Texas has never done poo poo but secede from two nations for the explicit purpose of owning humans as property

he doesn't play for the Seahawks any more

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Are teams allowed to wear throwbacks or alternates in the playoffs

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Playoffs should be all color rush unis

this is what I was getting at

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:34

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

oh my loving God I'm going to be sick

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:37

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

it was genuinely horrifying. it was worse than every Saw and Hostel movie combined

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:40

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

lol Joe Buck just pronounced "foot" like "boot"

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:42

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Yodzilla posted:

I�ve never felt a pop so viscerally in my body good lord that was horrific

I legit got up and had to walk it off

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:44

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

"step on my dick and put cigarette butts out on my tush" -the Noid

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:03

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cavauro posted:

I want that to happen as well. But I would be worried about the Saints breaking the Ravens record (that can never be gained back) while extending their own. However i can understand that you would like to see the band-aid ripped off one way or the other. if the Ravens were to win that Super Bowl, they would be unstoppable for most likely a very long time at least, unless they went to the super bowl again and lost after that.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

how is The Masked Singer a loving thing

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 03:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Errant Gin Monks posted:

I hate TV so much because of the commercials. Football is the worse but it�s the only thing I watch live on TV

same

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

we ready for yall

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

who's this bitch from the TurboTax commercials

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:15

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

420_Power_Rangers posted:

She�s one of those millennials that are bad at socializing. Isn�t she wacky?

Sickening posted:

This guy is into me? Gross

agreed but I mean who is the actress, she's cute

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

my dream of a Philly/Dallas NFCCG is looking even less likely

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:21

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

what do you think Russell Wilson says when he does something good. "Aw heck yes! Woo! Gosh heckin darn, I rock!"

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

sweet thursday posted:

"I think I'm gonna let her peg me with the 10 inch tonight! Yahoo!"

that's too cool for him tbh

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:33

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cooooooooooooooooop

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:37

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

What happened to Seabass

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

The Bananana posted:

We can punch it in from inch

your wife is sick of hearing this

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:40

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

well my name's Dak Prescott and I'm here to say
it's fun to rap in a Cowboy way

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:44

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

bowling would be fun if the opponent got to stand next to you and poo poo talk like in Baseketball

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:46

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

lol did Troy Aikman just call a punt return td a "house call"

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:49

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

that's a catch.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:50

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

it is in your nature to explode inside without protection

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:52

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

BUH GAWD THAT'S TONY ROMO'S MUSIC

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:54

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Big yardage screen play there

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cavauro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyiIGEHQP8o

I'd gently caress the watermelon one (or a watermelon)

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:01

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

COWBOYS EAT BUTT

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:10

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:47

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

DAK

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:14

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