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HappyKitty

Thanks! My wife does nails as a hobby, and she's really good! It's like a spa treatment in the comfort of my own home, with weed and a doggo!

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:24

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# ? May 3, 2024 07:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

Thanks! My wife does nails as a hobby, and she's really good! It's like a spa treatment in the comfort of my own home, with weed and a doggo!

have you considered asking mr darcy on a spa date for nails and cheese

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:55

HappyKitty

UPDATE: Mr Darcy does not know how to climb stairs in the dark

# ? Jan 11, 2019 12:09

HappyKitty

Mr Darcy develops a 100-yard stare when my wife goes to work

# ? Jan 11, 2019 19:37

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

HappyKitty posted:

UPDATE: Mr Darcy does not know how to climb stairs in the dark

i had a kennel raised golden retreiver who had never seen stairs before and could not, physically, understand how they worked, so we had to hoist him through a window, which he was nnnnooooooooooott excited about. even after living with us for a week he couldn't manage the front step, he'd kind of lie down and slide, and when it came time to climb back up, he'd basically drag himself up like a seal pup climbing onto ice. he was three tons of enthusiasm behind a three ounce brain. chased him barefoot halfway across town one day, goddamn idiot just thought we were playing.

i love that slobber-faced problem.

crimes

# ? Jan 12, 2019 00:42

Robot Made of Meat

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i had a kennel raised golden retreiver who had never seen stairs before and could not, physically, understand how they worked, so we had to hoist him through a window, which he was nnnnooooooooooott excited about. even after living with us for a week he couldn't manage the front step, he'd kind of lie down and slide, and when it came time to climb back up, he'd basically drag himself up like a seal pup climbing onto ice. he was three tons of enthusiasm behind a three ounce brain. chased him barefoot halfway across town one day, goddamn idiot just thought we were playing.

i love that slobber-faced problem.

I had a samoyed who didn't understand jumping. He could climb stairs, or climb into a low car, but he had absolutely no notion of how to get onto something higher than he could step/climb.

He was otherwise of normal intelligence, but the concept of jumping eluded him.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 12, 2019 00:51

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

I'm imagining a giant fluffy puppy with one of those deep dopey voices going "jump? no. iam much too lorg. cannot jumps."

crimes

# ? Jan 12, 2019 01:04

City of Glompton

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i had a kennel raised golden retreiver who had never seen stairs before and could not, physically, understand how they worked, so we had to hoist him through a window, which he was nnnnooooooooooott excited about. even after living with us for a week he couldn't manage the front step, he'd kind of lie down and slide, and when it came time to climb back up, he'd basically drag himself up like a seal pup climbing onto ice. he was three tons of enthusiasm behind a three ounce brain. chased him barefoot halfway across town one day, goddamn idiot just thought we were playing.

i love that slobber-faced problem.

pls report to luvcows thread

# ? Jan 12, 2019 02:08

HappyKitty

Mr Darcy has seen things you people wouldn't believe

# ? Jan 12, 2019 23:29

HappyKitty

But he is easily consoled

# ? Jan 12, 2019 23:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your tiny family is adorable, hug them all BUT DON'T SCARE THEM

# ? Jan 13, 2019 01:33

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

Your tiny family is adorable, hug them all BUT DON'T SCARE THEM

this post is from the past, it's post 0 that precedes the title of the thread

# ? Jan 13, 2019 01:46

City of Glompton

lol @ phiz k's posts

also Mr. Darcy sure is a good boy

# ? Jan 13, 2019 03:18

pogi

Your dog is very good OP, and, according to the novel, also a billionaire.

# ? Jan 13, 2019 09:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Please tell us about Mr Darcy's day, I'm worried he might be scared again

# ? Jan 15, 2019 06:34

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 24, 2019 01:03

Goons Are Gifts

Stories and picture of Mr. Darcy's day are very much required for this fantastic Wednesday to come to its conclusion

# ? Jan 24, 2019 01:24

HappyKitty

Dick Bastardly posted:

# ? Jan 24, 2019 02:43

unidef freeman: by R. Guyovich

I will teach your doggy how to be a warrior doggy. first you must chase doggy until you catch doggy, then give doggy a room temp beef steak

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# ? Jan 24, 2019 02:55

HappyKitty

There was a snowstorm here, but he has settled down in the basement office under my desk. Here is his lovely snoot

# ? Jan 24, 2019 03:09

HappyKitty

He has not been kind to his pup bed

# ? Jan 24, 2019 03:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

would sleep on that dog

# ? Jan 24, 2019 04:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dog... dog is bed?! :magical:

# ? Jan 24, 2019 04:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

M. Darcey could fall asleep on a cold tiled floor and still technically be in bed due to self carpeting

Mendel would be proud of this pea :cheerdoge:

# ? Jan 24, 2019 04:44

HappyKitty

MR DARCY JUST WAGGED HIS TAIL IN A DREAM :siren:

# ? Jan 25, 2019 22:21

unidef freeman: by R. Guyovich

mr darcy is out of control

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# ? Jan 25, 2019 22:29

HappyKitty

MR DARCY IS TALKING TO ME

# ? Jan 26, 2019 09:27

FluffieDuckie

what's he saying?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 26, 2019 21:05

HappyKitty

He was telling me that he needed to pee but was also very tired, so he would like to go outside and then go to bed for a snuggle.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 22:07

FluffieDuckie

HappyKitty posted:

He was telling me that he needed to pee but was also very tired, so he would like to go outside and then go to bed for a snuggle.

oh that's what my dog says every morning. "mom we need to get up so we can start our nap on the couch"

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 26, 2019 22:40

HappyKitty

I started watching a video on Facebook of a cat meowing to be let inside, and now Mr Darcy is woofering at the imagination cat and making dejected whining noises when he sees that there is no cat because he wants to make a new friend

# ? Jan 27, 2019 19:22

Mummy Napkin

i'm sorry, mr darcy, but i am fo real

# ? Jan 27, 2019 23:38

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

never meant to make you bark or whine

I wish that cat came back a thousand times

# ? Jan 28, 2019 02:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Mummy Napkin posted:

i'm sorry, mr darcy, but i am fo real

Hugh Malone posted:

never meant to make you bark or whine

I wish that cat came back a thousand times

# ? Jan 28, 2019 07:07

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

I started watching a video on Facebook of a cat meowing to be let inside, and now Mr Darcy is woofering at the imagination cat and making dejected whining noises when he sees that there is no cat because he wants to make a new friend

Please post a video of the woofering, I love your dog

# ? Jan 28, 2019 07:08