PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i had a kennel raised golden retreiver who had never seen stairs before and could not, physically, understand how they worked, so we had to hoist him through a window, which he was nnnnooooooooooott excited about. even after living with us for a week he couldn't manage the front step, he'd kind of lie down and slide, and when it came time to climb back up, he'd basically drag himself up like a seal pup climbing onto ice. he was three tons of enthusiasm behind a three ounce brain. chased him barefoot halfway across town one day, goddamn idiot just thought we were playing.

i love that slobber-faced problem.