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Pablo Nergigante posted:The Chaos Continues, it was kind of a Contra clone and it was deece. I rented it as a kid man i thought no one else played this. it was an alright game but there were some seriously hosed up timed missions in huge labyrinths once you cleared the normal levels, but it was cool you could do them in any order
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The Chaos Continues was rad but had its share of problems. As a kid I really liked how it expanded Jurassic Park and made it all feel really mysterious (this came out before Lost World). It also had really cool music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPvl0AJLpSs
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Jan 30, 2019 17:23
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extremebuff posted:man i thought no one else played this. it was an alright game but there were some seriously hosed up timed missions in huge labyrinths once you cleared the normal levels, but it was cool you could do them in any order I was obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general when I was a kid so I played any of the games I could get my hands on
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Since The Lost World, Jurassic Park III, Jurassic World, and Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom have all been shite, let's just go back and pretend The Chaos Continues and Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition on Genesis were the real sequels Somehow there's a Lost World game on Genesis as well
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Jan 30, 2019 17:26
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This was the first game I hated because I was a stupid kid and got it because it looked cool. It was a hard pick between this and another SNES game. It sucked. I didn't hate it until years later, when I realized that the other game I had seriously been considering getting at the store, but didn't because I wasn't familiar with it, was the one with a really cool dragon/demon and space marine on the cover. It was Super Metroid.
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extremebuff posted:man i thought no one else played this. it was an alright game but there were some seriously hosed up timed missions in huge labyrinths once you cleared the normal levels, but it was cool you could do them in any order yah it was atough game, i never beat it
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Bolverkur posted:The Chaos Continues was rad but had its share of problems. As a kid I really liked how it expanded Jurassic Park and made it all feel really mysterious (this came out before Lost World). It also had really cool music. i'd start this level as a kid just to jam out to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4RW3ofpnMA
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Bolverkur posted:This was the first game I hated because I was a stupid kid and got it because it looked cool. It was a hard pick between this and another SNES game. The LJN seal of poo poo!
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Jan 30, 2019 17:33
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Bolverkur posted:This was the first game I hated because I was a stupid kid and got it because it looked cool. It was a hard pick between this and another SNES game. lol this was the game i posted here. its insanely terrible. but, cool music lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we6Hg-fFc5A
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Jan 30, 2019 17:42
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I got that game for Christmas one year. I played through all the Spider-Man and Wolverine levels and just quit every time afterward. gently caress Gambit
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Jan 30, 2019 17:51
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Bicyclops posted:speaking of jurassic park, i definitely hated the SNES one with the weird, blurry FPS segments, but the overworld music at the start of the game was really good Oh man I forgot this existed. It was completely impenetrably weird
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Oh man I forgot this existed. It was completely impenetrably weird yeah. it was weirdly based more on the plot of the book than the movie and the concept was actually kind of cool, that you had to find a bunch of keycards and stuff. more than half the game you really can't see what you're doing at all, though, and your only options are to fire one of two weapons at one of two different kinds of enemies.
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Bicyclops posted:speaking of jurassic park, i definitely hated the SNES one with the weird, blurry FPS segments, but the overworld music at the start of the game was really good I loved that game lol. for some reason i remember you couldn't save at all? or else you had to write down codes which i would just never do. either way i beat it in one sitting
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Bolverkur posted:This was the first game I hated because I was a stupid kid and got it because it looked cool. It was a hard pick between this and another SNES game. i think its this one for me. ugh
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a Loving Dog posted:I loved that game lol. for some reason i remember you couldn't save at all? or else you had to write down codes which i would just never do. either way i beat it in one sitting i don't think it even had codes. pretty sure you just had to beat it in one sitting.
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Bicyclops posted:i don't think it even had codes. pretty sure you just had to beat it in one sitting. God I'm bad rear end.
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extremebuff posted:i'd start this level as a kid just to jam out to this song Jamin with Bob
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As an SNES kid I coveted the Genesis JP game where you could either play as a guy or as a velociraptor but it probably sucked rear end anyway
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:As an SNES kid I coveted the Genesis JP game where you could either play as a guy or as a velociraptor but it probably sucked rear end anyway sorry it was actually pretty good
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:As an SNES kid I coveted the Genesis JP game where you could either play as a guy or as a velociraptor but it probably sucked rear end anyway the first level is full of leaps of faith iirc but after that it gets pretty good
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Bicyclops posted:speaking of jurassic park, i definitely hated the SNES one with the weird, blurry FPS segments, but the overworld music at the start of the game was really good its biggest crime was having no password system or way to save and having playtimes like this in a maze like game https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=4897
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P-Mack posted:sorry it was actually pretty good Its a european platformer so its bad
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Jan 31, 2019 01:04
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European games being with babies slonging poo poo and vaccum cleaners out to kill you on the zx spectrum and end with dynamic horse testicles that expand and contract with how laden and ovwrbudened with sperm your horses nutsack is. Like the continent itself, nothing good has come from european games
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mysterious loyall X posted:European games being with babies slonging poo poo and vaccum cleaners out to kill you on the zx spectrum and end with dynamic horse testicles that expand and contract with how laden and ovwrbudened with sperm your horses nutsack is. Like the continent itself, nothing good has come from european games *nods sagely*
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Exploring giant, endless levels without any semblance of thoughtful design and collecting 1000s of hidden baubles helps distract them from the crushing depression of having to be European
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:As an SNES kid I coveted the Genesis JP game where you could either play as a guy or as a velociraptor but it probably sucked rear end anyway It did you just fell on spikes over and over, I can only remember liking the gamegear JP game and the snes one.
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trying to jack off posted:its biggest crime was having no password system or way to save and having playtimes like this in a maze like game https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=4897 yeah. it was so infuriating when we rented it from Blockbuster that i had to beat it when i went to college and had access to save states.
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basically every game that i really hated was rented from blockbuster and then i hate-completed it on an emulator. how do you like me now, drakkhen, SMNES jurassic park, and Darius twin ?
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life's too short to play bad games
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mycophobia posted:life's too short to play bad games sometimes bad games are really short though.
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Flannelette posted:I can only remember liking the gamegear JP game
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It's weird to occasionally remember that I own a Game Gear
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In Training posted:sometimes bad games are really short though. Comments like this indicate mental sickness.
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:It's weird to occasionally remember that I own a Game Gear take it to the controllers thread
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Home Alone 2 on the SNES (pronounced SNEZ) OP.
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Sometimes you just gotta show a lovely game who's boss by using 30 cheat codes, save states, and several hours to beat it and get the ending with one sentence and a bad JPEG (which you could have looked up on the internet in 5 seconds) Yes I DID get back to the future. Thanks LJN
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I remember getting really excited for the brief period of time where blockbuster was selling a few games because "holy poo poo, we can just buy these ones and they're the same price as a rental!" except what I didn't know is they were that cheap because they were poo poo. My brother picket out Lester the Unlikely which is its own story, but I decided to pick First Samurai for the SNES because come the gently caress on, it's got a samurai it's gotta be cool right? You'd think it'd be hard to gently caress up a game about a time traveling samurai but unfortunately it's one of those garbage amiga-style platformers where the level design is just a bunch of random poo poo in a giant mazelike box and you have to find some arbitrary amount of poo poo before you can get to the end and fight a boss, and there's no animations for being hit or anything so occasionally you overlap a hitbox and a bar just goes down and everything feels all bad and slippery. The main thing I remember about it now is hearing the guy go "MY SWORD!" when he loses it, and also the first bit of Hallelujah that plays when you... hit a bundle of fruit or something? idk. And of course I say amiga-style but looking it up on wikipedia of course it's an actual port of an amiga game, lmao.
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mysterious loyall X posted:European games being with babies slonging poo poo and vaccum cleaners out to kill you on the zx spectrum and end with dynamic horse testicles that expand and contract with how laden and ovwrbudened with sperm your horses nutsack is. Like the continent itself, nothing good has come from european games captain blood and twinsen is cool
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mysterious loyall X posted:European games being with babies slonging poo poo and vaccum cleaners out to kill you on the zx spectrum and end with dynamic horse testicles that expand and contract with how laden and ovwrbudened with sperm your horses nutsack is. Like the continent itself, nothing good has come from european games Look how cool this train is though 
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