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malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

elf help book posted:

im sure there was games i hated before it, but the first game i thought was so bad was funny was Rascal for ps1, an early 3d platformer that had tank controls instead of just copying mario

i had a demo disk of it and would pop it in for friends to show them how terrible it was and laugh

I was really young when playing Rascal but I think I was kind of like “what am I doing wrong with this game why am I bad at it I must be missing something” but really the game is poo poo and I am cursed that for some reason Rascal is one of the few ps1 discs that survived our family’s big collection of epic games that have gone missing. Rascal was going to be one of my answers.

Some awful gameboy color game Jimmy Neutron Jet Fusion though (hated the show as a kid, prob mom picked it up for me at a garage sale) was deff the first one I remember ever just shutting off and deciding to never ever play again.

Ill think more on this.

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malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Wormskull posted:

Another one might be Myst, on the PC.

I like that one

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I think this was probably the first one I hated throughout too. I’m easily entertained and usually when I don’t like a game I just find them boring, I don’t “hate” them. But I was really caught off guard by how bad it was, even as someone who liked the first 2.

When Oblivion first came out I loved it, played it nonstop, would go on the official forums and get into flame wars with people who said it sucked, just absolutely lived Oblivion. Then after probably 300+ hours I was playing like any other day having fun, and then suddenly it hit me like a bolt of lightning from God: oh my god this game loving sucks rear end. Loved it one second, had a divine revelation and hated it the next, no in between.

That’s weird.

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Crimson Harvest posted:

Mortal Kombat is dogshit with dogshit controls, and it looks faker than wrestling.

King of the Impzome..:worship:

e: wait you HAVE played the Fresdy Krueger dlc, yes?

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

frankenfreak posted:

Skate Or Die for the Game Boy

drat reminds me of some arcade classic poo poo my mom bought me for the xbox. Definitely remember hating most of them lol

e: was called midway arcade treasures. pretty fucjing dogshit especially playing them with an 8 year olds hands on a big rear end xbox controller after grtting done playing halo and morrowind trying to keep a marble from falling off some block was pretty lame and frustrating. def hate worthy

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

elf help book posted:

marble madness rules you clown

oh youve played it on the frigging xbox??? im not talking about the arcade cabinet your old Brian Kuh looking rear end is nostalgic for frottaging up to rubbing the big balls pretending their Ms Pacmans tits you dumb rear end nerd. Im talking about a piece of poo poo xbox port of a game designed ro make you have to keep reinserting quarters to play. now go suck on billy mitchells pubey dick some more

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malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Wormskull posted:

Mah n*honk*a. (I tried to find a emoticon of people high fiving but here's this :weed: . Seems close enough to me.)

thats a pic of a sperm cell

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