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rental of conan on nes when i learned that european perverts make games wehere drops of water instant kill you and you press up to jump.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I remember Gamepro hyping this game so I looked it up and it’s by the same dev as Clayfighter. I also liked Clayfighter as a kid but it’s probably actually insanely bad as a fighter it is
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Jan 6, 2019 23:43
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claymates was worse because it was a straight up european platformer whereas clayfighter even tho it was also euro game trash at least copied everything from street fighter instead of the amiga platforming handbook 101
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Jan 6, 2019 23:44
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i really disliked the lucasarts adventure game the dig as well becasue i paid 30 of my own drat dollars for it and it started off with an insane color matching ANd music puzzle fuuuu.
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Jan 6, 2019 23:55
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:I wonder if my parents felt the sting of regret for setting me down the Path of the Gamer as they watched me flipping my bitch switch in an extreme way playing The Little Mermaid on their wood grain Zenith television set Thats like the easiest capcom Disney game d00d.....
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Jan 7, 2019 21:20
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elf help book posted:what loving ASSHOLES looked at Ninja Turtles on the NES and said "DUHHHHH THE DAM LEVEL WAS THE BEST PART" Who put them in charge of making of steaming pile of poo poo? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? This
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Jan 7, 2019 21:21
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Kept running into this weird tiny brown man on 1-1 and theres no button prompts or qtes showing how to avoid it. Also he walks too fast. And even though the game world is sunny, the strange brown midgets testicles seem to be a static size. Pretty pathetic tbh. Taken all in all, Super Mario brothers is a load of horse poo poo
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Jan 7, 2019 23:08
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GTA 1 and 2 are better than the rest aince you dont hace to do rockstar shooting, experience a rockstar storyline, or do rockstar missions
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Jan 8, 2019 01:22
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GorfZaplen posted:I loved popping out the GTA1 disc and replacing it with my dad's cds so I could listen to Steely Dan instead of royalty free hiphop loops for car radio getting the big score bonus for running over all the micromachine hari krishnas whjle aja plays....anazing
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Jan 8, 2019 03:32
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American McGay posted:It's really good actually. Sorry I doesn't have any underage anime chicks in it I guess. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGCddldZ-Mo
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Jan 16, 2019 21:03
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Crimson Harvest posted:Still kind of disappointed about how less fun Borderlands 2 was than the first one. cursed post
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Jan 17, 2019 02:55
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i thought flashback was a lot easier than prince of persia yes i am an esports gamer who beat pop 1 and 2 but never the snes version even tho i came like within minutes of beating it several times when i rented it fuuu
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Jan 21, 2019 21:23
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Had high hopes for the AAA ubisoft open world shooter as well. What were they thinking!
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Jan 30, 2019 03:47
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goferchan posted:What are you talking about you senile freak Take notes from rediscover on imp.zone for flaming techniques I see
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Jan 30, 2019 03:56
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Remember when the imp.zone crew were playing that god awful Jurassic Park tycoon game and pretending it was good, lol lol
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Jan 30, 2019 04:15
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The ranma fighting games are c00l
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Jan 30, 2019 16:00
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P-Mack posted:sorry it was actually pretty good Its a european platformer so its bad
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Jan 31, 2019 01:04
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European games being with babies slonging poo poo and vaccum cleaners out to kill you on the zx spectrum and end with dynamic horse testicles that expand and contract with how laden and ovwrbudened with sperm your horses nutsack is. Like the continent itself, nothing good has come from european games
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Jan 31, 2019 01:09
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Ragg posted:captain blood and twinsen is cool i haven't played either twinsen game in a couple years i should replay them whne i have time [never! bhahahaha
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Ragg posted:Haha. It's hard for us working family men with no free time on our hands. 
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