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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
L-ing my A O

Also I don't think I've seen you post in TFF until like the last month or so

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Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

LabyaMynora posted:

I dunno, OP, your thread's gone gold - you sure you want to be banned? You're now on your way to forum superstardom!

No everyone hates me, I'm cool. Selling this user account for $5 paypal. That saves you $5 or 50%!

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Imagine doinking your own ban me lmao

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
eagles better win the loving superbowl again

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWDD85HJ2Ps

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
also, nearly died at "she's a loving war criminal google it"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The thread double doinked, but unlike Cody Parker it bounced in.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1080267429656346625

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Someone could turn it into an account that just auto posts the GIF of Parkey’s :doink: every time someone posts the words “Chicago Bears”.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Professor Funk posted:

also, nearly died at "she's a loving war criminal google it"

You actually took the time to read that poo poo? Condolences.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
You know how there are mod challenges to not get banned? Give me a mod challenge to get banned.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BGrifter posted:

Someone could turn it into an account that just auto posts the GIF of Parkey’s :doink: every time someone posts the words “Chicago Bears”.

Or an account that reposts this thread with a "salt" tag every time the Bears lose.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

BGrifter posted:

Someone could turn it into an account that just auto posts the GIF of Parkey’s :doink: every time someone posts the words “Chicago Bears”.

For you only $4.25

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avRHH9uAL4Q

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hako posted:

You know how there are mod challenges to not get banned? Give me a mod challenge to get banned.

Ok, you’re challenged to kick a field goal

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Professor Funk posted:

also, nearly died at "she's a loving war criminal google it"

The Jupiter part did it for me. I didn’t know that’s where Parkey is from. I learned something from this! :ghost:

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

a new study bible! posted:

Sir, this is an Uno's.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i will make sure you get banned if you provide proof of rescuing a senior dog whose breed fits your lifestyle

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hako, much like Sisyphus, forever forced to boast about Chicago sports only to be pulled back down by their ineptness.

oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


Pops Mgee posted:

TO HELL WITH DA SUN!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
One of the eagles players is saying he got his left hand on the ball after the kick, does that make it more or less sad?

https://twitter.com/Bo_Wulf/status/1082087473465958400

https://twitter.com/PEF247/status/1082093770957565952

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

New coach, second year QB, great defense, bad kicker that will get murdered soon enough...how was this your only chance to go to the Super Bowl

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
im permabanned poster hako. i first started reading tff when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the chicago bears” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “doink” and “da bears” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of tff humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” tff to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
oh poo poo the second city has brought us the second lloyd christmas

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

surf rock posted:

oh poo poo the second city has brought us the second lloyd christmas

lloyd boxing day

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

One of the eagles players is saying he got his left hand on the ball after the kick, does that make it more or less sad?

It has to be true. Cody Parkey must be vindicated! 1/6/19 was an inside job!

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


I have proof.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Cavauro posted:

i will make sure you get banned if you provide proof of rescuing a senior dog whose breed fits your lifestyle

Nah, make him get one that sprays diarrhea everywhere every two hours.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

kiimo posted:

New coach, second year QB, great defense, bad kicker that will get murdered soon enough...how was this your only chance to go to the Super Bowl

Because they were mostly healthy going into the playoffs and that will probably not happen again.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Andey

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Hako you mad bro? You seem mad.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Thaddius the Large posted:

Ok, you’re challenged to kick a field goal

I'll gladly accept because I know I can hit from 40. With no one in front of me.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Please wait op, your ban is coming!

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Is goldmining threads still a thing?

Because this is art, and I love all of you for partaking in it

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This thread needs to stop besmirching the good name of Cody Parker. It’s not his fault the line couldn’t stop the Eagles from blocking his kick.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Taking photoshop requests until I get banned.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BGrifter posted:

This thread needs to stop besmirching the good name of Cody Parker. It’s not his fault the line couldn’t stop the Eagles from blocking his kick.

Meh... he should've kicked it higher.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

BGrifter posted:

This thread needs to stop besmirching the good name of Cody Parker. It’s not his fault the line couldn’t stop the Eagles from blocking his kick.

MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE KICKED IT loving HIGHER YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

The Unnamed One posted:

Is goldmining threads still a thing?

Because this is art, and I love all of you for partaking in it

Yes.

But there still might be some gold to mine from it

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Hako posted:

Taking photoshop requests until I get banned.

Could you photoshop competent linemen in front of Cody Parkey?

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