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venus de lmao posted:it was 6 years ago, can people not read dates? Listen, I'm not letting a calendar tell me to not laugh at the onanism-and-basketball otter
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I'm an otter and I done jerked myself half blind, so small text puts me back on my heels somewhat
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Mar 28, 2024 03:34
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the otter died six years ago and...? have you been paying attention to how things have been going recently?
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:I'm an otter and I done jerked myself half blind, so small text puts me back on my heels somewhat How are your skills on the basketball court?
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Mar 28, 2024 03:54
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The otter was brought back to life and then it proceeded to wank itself to death again. How is this so hard to understand?
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By the by, FUN FACT: They called him Harambe because gorilla be haram.
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Tree Bucket posted:How are your skills on the basketball court? Real jizzy, bud. Stuff's everywhere
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uber_stoat posted:the otter died six years ago and...? Been real poo poo since that otter died. Coincidence?
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venus de lmao posted:it was 6 years ago, can people not read dates? you can't read here, this is the tweets thread!
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Mar 28, 2024 05:22
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Mistake, or intriguing new concept for restructuring the week? No wednesday but two saturdays. I like it.
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Mar 28, 2024 06:20
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venus de lmao posted:it was 6 years ago, can people not read dates? ... oh yeah probably nothing bad happened since 6 years ago ok pack it up everybody it was obviously wrong
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Mar 28, 2024 06:28
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Tiggum posted:Mistake, or intriguing new concept for restructuring the week? No wednesday but two saturdays. I like it. I have Wednesday off but have to work on Saturday, very much opposed.
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Mar 28, 2024 06:55
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https://bsky.app/profile/emsparkly.bsky.social/post/3konz3c3ktk2o
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Two posts about Calvin and Hobbes and you’re on this level? You doin ok? Your poops solid lately?
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Mar 28, 2024 09:25
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No ring.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Read another anything Jesus gently caress. I mean, I haven't seen much noir but that legit made me want to start, so if you've got some recommendations then go right ahead
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Mar 28, 2024 10:22
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Read another anything Jesus gently caress. Post your favorite Donald Duck comics.
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Hyperlynx posted:I mean, I haven't seen much noir but that legit made me want to start, so if you've got some recommendations then go right ahead Dunno about films but the Philip Marlowe books by Raymond Chandler are well worth reading.
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Mar 28, 2024 10:58
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Is Perdido Street Station technically considered detective noir? Asking sincerely, I don't remember ever reading any definitive books in the genre
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boofhead posted:Is Perdido Street Station technically considered detective noir? Asking sincerely, I don't remember ever reading any definitive books in the genre Wait, what, no
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boofhead posted:Is Perdido Street Station technically considered detective noir? Asking sincerely, I don't remember ever reading any definitive books in the genre Urban Fantasy my dude
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Urban fantasy for sure but doesn't it have a huge amount of broody cynical type in grim city gets commissioned to investigate some poo poo that opens a whole can of worms Maybe I need to look up what defines noir, I guess he's not really a detective even though he's doing a lot of detecting
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I'd go with the Dresden files
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Codex Alera was a better Butcher series, even though it's absolutely not relevant here
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Hyperlynx posted:I mean, I haven't seen much noir but that legit made me want to start, so if you've got some recommendations then go right ahead Strangers on a Train, North by Northwest, the Maltese Falcon. There are kind of different eras, with the detective stories mostly being from the 40s, iirc. You can pretty much go down the list on Wikipedia and cross check with rotten tomatoes, at least for a starting point.
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If you want noir, watch "Du rififi chez les hommes" (the book is dogshit and creepy, so do NOT read it). If you want hard-boiled, read Hammett (do NOT read CJ Daly). If you want "I'm imagining Humprey Bogart in the rain", read Chandler.
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If you want noir but from the criminal point of view read the Parker series by Richard Stark, a pen name of Donald Westlake. Almost every book has the basic structure of "heist, someone stupid tries to screw Parker out of his share, Parker focuses mechanically and ruthlessly on getting his share" Amazing action writing, if you like heist movies I can't recommend them enough.
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Where does "The Long Goodbye" land on this scale.
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https://twitter.com/lookabee83/status/1772998598977843362 I know which one I am. And I definitely know which one you are. For baby's first noir I recommend The Big Sleep, it's Bogey and Bacall and you'll watch it and go "oh that's where that comes from" 100 times. Double Indemnity is another one that got copied over and over. Speaking of incredible filmmaking https://twitter.com/tdcpresents/status/1773160918475555173 zoux has a new favorite as of 15:09 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you want noir, watch "Du rififi chez les hommes" (the book is dogshit and creepy, so do NOT read it). This warning also applies to L.A. Confidential. But as for a good noir, there is always the Yiddish Policemen's Union.
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Happy Opening Day! https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1773370132175241281?s=20
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God dammit. I made this silly video nearly four years ago and somehow it is still relevant. Extremely broken brains as far as the eye can see. https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1261265002356445185
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Flint_Paper posted:God dammit. I made this silly video nearly four years ago and somehow it is still relevant. Extremely broken brains as far as the eye can see. This will never not be relevant, I'm afraid. I played it for MY WIFE who pointed out that I used to wear regular ol' KN95s and now we are in a trans polycule. If only I'd listened to thie video!
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