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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

My grandmother beat twilight princess and skyward sword

Now let her play the good ones

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/tim__fitzgerald/status/1783664840134803934?t=1nJT1ZVM4utm-pHh-unTxg&s=19

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/teal_aurelia/status/1783533969616621725

Try to guess what game this is advertising.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

What is a grandparent? A missable little pile of secrets.

:gbsmith:

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Proud of Tim Sweeny for taking on apple, disgusted at their "let the fans do it" attempt at a new UT and that they haven't done one proper since that gaffe with their endless resources from fortnite.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Air Skwirl posted:

It's better than a venture capitalist firm owning it.

no venture capital firm ever wants to own the majority of a company anyway

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Diego's not sad, just old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_(tortoise)

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

codo27 posted:

Proud of Tim Sweeny for taking on apple, disgusted at their "let the fans do it" attempt at a new UT and that they haven't done one proper since that gaffe with their endless resources from fortnite.

fortnite ftw

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Knormal posted:

I don't know who Ben Collins is, is this good or bad?

The Onion's old video stuff was excellent so if that's what he's talking about bringing back that sounds promising.

I googled him and it looks like he worked for the Daily Beast, before working for NBC, covering extremism and misinformation, before being suspended by NBC from covering Twitter because he criticized Elon Musk.

So it seems likely that the Onion will continue to be good.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The firm that bought them is named after a company that's been showing up in Onion articles for at least 25 years so they at least know the publication.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I quit reading the onion because they were putting everything in slides and other anti-consumer techniques to maximize ad revenue. Good luck to Ben and his people in reversing that, but I fear that G/O wasn't doing that for fun, they were doing that because they don't know how to make money off of the internet. I'm not sure anyone does.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Has he tried looking into getting a sponsorship from Nord VPN or RAID Shadow Legends?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’m convinced just by their massive ad spend that Nord VPN is an Intelligence Operation of some sort.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm sure they all are tbh

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

madmatt112 posted:

I’m convinced just by their massive ad spend that Nord VPN is an Intelligence Operation of some sort.

Same, but Casper Mattresses

Now that I think about it, I haven't seen a Casper ad in ages. I wonder if they went out of business

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Nah, you've just been ghosted

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

steinrokkan posted:

Same, but Casper Mattresses

Now that I think about it, I haven't seen a Casper ad in ages. I wonder if they went out of business

This is a conspiracy I can get behind. Mattresses bugged with new-age undetected surveillance nanofibers woven into the mattress itself.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

zoux posted:

I quit reading the onion because they were putting everything in slides and other anti-consumer techniques to maximize ad revenue. Good luck to Ben and his people in reversing that, but I fear that G/O wasn't doing that for fun, they were doing that because they don't know how to make money off of the internet. I'm not sure anyone does.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GillianA/status/1783887709578117321

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

madmatt112 posted:

This is a conspiracy I can get behind. Mattresses bugged with new-age undetected surveillance nanofibers woven into the mattress itself.

Paging Vim Fuego to the thread...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/advancedhagging/status/1692006084465041872

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/theashleyray/status/1783878672426119493

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
lol

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Tessicat/status/1783781520420847723

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmao

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Ripley and Parker looking awesome, everyone else looking like a giant dork. Pretty accurate.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!


https://twitter.com/jilleeann_/status/1783881722834108690

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Some absolute bangers posted on this page lmao

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


can someone explain this one to me? :shobon:

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

can someone explain this one to me? :shobon:

Black Twitter's having some fun with it

https://twitter.com/Emerah/status/1783895236294390156

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Subjunctive posted:

can someone explain this one to me? :shobon:

Challe is an abbreviation of 'What y'all" and ngers kinda sounds like naggers

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Hippocrass posted:

Challe is an abbreviation of 'What y'all" and ngers kinda sounds like naggers

C'hall is just Y'all, not what Y'all. That's why she says What ______ _____ doing tonight?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/crulge/status/1783990544181448836

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ImpAtom posted:

Ripley and Parker looking awesome, everyone else looking like a giant dork. Pretty accurate.

It's genius, really. At a glance you know Ripley is a badass, not a damsel in distress. She's the star, not just the girl.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Lol


Lmao

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hippocrass posted:

Challe is an abbreviation of 'What y'all" and ngers kinda sounds like naggers

thank you!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


:eyepop:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Holy loving poo poo I'm crying

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






What's crazy is that it's John Maus! He went to the protest Ariel Pink, saying that he just wanted to check it out. Dunno why he refers to Ariel as a she in the clip, but whatevs. I hear he flipped over the barricades and all the way down The Mall.

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






Leon Sumbitches posted:

What's crazy is that it's John Maus! He went to the protest Ariel Pink, saying that he just wanted to check it out. Dunno why he refers to Ariel as a she in the clip, but whatevs. I hear he flipped over the barricades and all the way down The Mall.

some say he's still flipping to this day

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