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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
We can politize anything if we set our minds to it

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

CharlestheHammer posted:

We can politize anything if we set our minds to it

We politicized the mind too.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hyperlynx posted:

It still boggles my mind that the USA somehow managed to politicise a virus.

I mean…the “Spanish Flu”

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Hyperlynx posted:

It still boggles my mind that the USA somehow managed to politicise a virus.

America still leading the world in innovation :patriot:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hyperlynx posted:

It still boggles my mind that the USA somehow managed to politicise a virus.

Why would that surprise you?

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Lmao how did I never see this one at the time. That's crazy.
Christ she was trash.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/tyler_hammer_/status/1766640771422183561?t=sk3VZUq0f9F92WjKb9Fmow

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/ScrewyClassic/status/1772726806002405542

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hyperlynx posted:

It still boggles my mind that the USA somehow managed to politicise a virus.

You mean the country that declared war on

- drugs
- fear
- Christmas
- nonwhite tourists
- thing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PainterofCrap posted:

You mean the country that declared war on

- drugs
- fear
- Christmas
- nonwhite tourists
- thing

You forgot poverty

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/SonnyMooreGame/status/1773507982224936977?t=mbfQzAI01Gdkrr8pTJ_pxw&s=19

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

I mean…the “Spanish Flu”

yeah I was about to say

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Subjunctive posted:

I mean…the “Spanish Flu”
Which was almost certainly from Kansas originally

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

FFT posted:

Which was almost certainly from Kansas originally

exactly!

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Well no one would've taken it seriously if they called it Kansas flu

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


God that game was dogshit.

Besides, you can't beat the classics:
https://twitter.com/lauriewired/status/1773040191373983985

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1773251196200849460?t=kd8uxvyecWw6olTFmdwoQA&s=19

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
it truly is

God it gets me guffawing EVERY TIME

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

https://x.com/anylaurie16/status/1773346722435010792?s=20

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Gross

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"you can hardly tell"

it looks like poo poo normally lmao

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

If the car doesn't have crumple zones, you're the crumple zone.

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020


Philippe posted:

If the car doesn't have crumple zones, you're the crumple zone.

Yes, but judging by the current discourse, the fans will genuinely celebrate this: "Wow, two cybertrucks crashed and they both maintained structural integrity even though the crash was so bad that all passengers in both cars are dead".

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
The resale value of each is unharmed, and that's what matters

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
There were bits of Infinite I liked, but drat if it wasn't some centrist garbage. It's been a while, but i also seem to recall the black rebel character you murder, they do the "This "villain" is ostensibly right so lets have them murder some innocent children for no good reason" trope, which is always garbage

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


The gameplay sucked too for the most part, just an endless series of being locked in a room til you kill everyone.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I really enjoyed Infinite when I played it and thought it was cool as hell but I was also on drugs the whole time.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

feedmyleg posted:

The resale value of each is unharmed, and that's what matters

the more previous owners died in your police auctioned cybertruck, the more you cybercuck

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Philippe posted:

If the car doesn't have crumple zones, you're the crumple zone.

What's great is that by replacing crumple zones with indestructible windows, Musk is getting closer to perfecting his Tesla Bro natural selection pipeline. Someone leases a Tesla, it swerves into oncoming traffic, the occupant is reduced to a fine paste against the front windshield, the car drives itself back to the lot where an automatic car wash hoses out the inside, and before it's even parked it has automatically posted a To Rent link on twitter, ready for its next victim

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Christine sequel looking good

call it Christopher though see how the wokies like it when we change things

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Alan Smithee posted:

Christine sequel looking good

call it Christopher though see how the wokies like it when we change things

Xtine is so much cooler

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Philippe posted:

If the car doesn't have crumple zones, you're the crumple zone.

They're pointing out that the sides of a car aren't normally a crumple zone, which is fair. But the crumple zone on the other car absorbed most of the energy (which is the point) so of course it looks better than the cybertruk (ignoring of course that it always looked like poo poo)

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

The crumple zone discourse has been going on my entire lifetime so at this point I just assume people who think they're bad are refusing to acknowledge how they work. Presumably because safety features are for wimps or something.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Hyperlynx posted:

It still boggles my mind that the USA somehow managed to politicise a virus.

Buddy,

wash bucket posted:

The crumple zone discourse has been going on my entire lifetime so at this point I just assume people who think they're bad are refusing to acknowledge how they work. Presumably because safety features are for wimps or something.

A lot of people think a mostly totaled car is a sign that it is a death trap, not realizing that it is instead a sign that the vehicle took the brunt of the force compared to the bodies inside of it. It is a little bit unintuitive if you don't know anything about force impulse I guess.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 14:55 on Mar 29, 2024

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I imagine the source of this is an accident that completely fucks up your car despite leaving you with almost no injuries, allowing you to whine and complain. While if your car survives in good shape, and you're in traction for four months, your attitude would be different. Even more so if you were dead!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

A horribly mangled car also just looks bad, and it makes intuitive sense to think that the occupants must have been similarly mangled.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Crumples go in, people come out, you can't explain that

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


It’s Freudian. Elons cock is soft and crumply so he needs a big hard stiff truck.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

space uncle posted:

It’s Freudian. Elons cock is soft and crumply so he needs a big hard stiff truck.

I do not want to think about Elon Musk's soft, crumply penis.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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