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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/1142141062917607424 I'm vomiting so hard the recoil blows the top of my head off.
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MizPiz posted:I hope it's not baby head squishy That's the melon, which is a resonating chamber to make echolocation work.
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Jun 26, 2019 11:04
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I know it's the cool goon thing to pretend not to know anything about popular culture, but calling Liam Gallagher a "cockney-rear end nobody" is kinda reaching. I'd never heard of or seen the guy. Had to google him. I've heard of Oasis, but didn't know his name because Oasis loving blows. I can't name any members of Cold Play either. VVV I care Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Jun 29, 2019 22:53
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Piell posted:The STDH thread is that way If you think that was meant to be taken as real you stopped reading way before the end.
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Katt posted:Wasn't the Boston tea party just a bunch of rich tea smugglers who got angry because the Brits were lowering the tax on tea and so biting into their profits? It was about the East India Company being exempted from taxes on tea. It'd be like if the government randomly decided to subsidize Walmart.
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Jul 10, 2019 13:32
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pookel posted:The boomer comics are terrible but at least they have punchlines. Those "fixes" are godawful. That's the point. Boomer jokes hinge entirely on moral and personal failures of boomers as a generation. They don't realize they're the joke. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Jul 26, 2019 00:44
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Puppy Time posted:Forced treatment doesn't tend to work. John McAfee whale tweet here
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Aug 7, 2019 17:24
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wizzardstaff posted:That looks suspiciously like a floor texture from The Sims. Could be anything though, it's pretty generic. It also looks like a texture that came with a 3d modeling application from 1998 that I pirated in middle school.
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Sep 11, 2019 20:55
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Of all states, why Wyoming?
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Oct 2, 2019 12:04
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Parallelwoody posted:I'm still fully confused by the shifter mashing a nut. Do you drive with one leg in the passenger seat? Clutch pedal. Holy poo poo, why is this so hard?
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Oct 17, 2019 13:15
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Who What Now posted:Pig dicks are way too small to spin a donut on Pig dicks spiral. That seems perfect for spinning things.
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Oct 20, 2019 00:02
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I love how quickly they put up a map with CO highlighted. I have to assume they have tools on hand to generate stuff like that, but still.
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Olaf The Stout posted:Adding this guy as an honorable target on my eat-the-rich checklist. Her line at the end is fantastic.
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Nov 5, 2019 22:41
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Who What Now posted:I never noticed that Jr has birthing hips Look at the lines in the background. They're presumably part of the pavers, so they should be straight. The image appears to be shopped. Edit: beaten Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 13:48 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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I'm with Idiot. Ironic anti-intellectualism isn't particularly funny in an era when anti-intellectualism is one of the major driving forces of the onrushing doom of civilization.
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JoelJoel posted:I used to know a perfectly intelligent and well educated person but then they heard a joke about the appropriation and direction of scientific funding and now they're a complete moron. Ok. Words don't matter. They affect nothing. Got it. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 22:03 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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Rolo posted:So what happened did a gender reveal balloon burn down a building or something? A gender reveal firework blew shrapnel through a lady's head. If there were more incidents I haven't heard about it. Edit: oh yeah, there was that plane crash too Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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Mr.Radar posted:This is a fascinating thread about what life was probably like for a ~550 year old Native American woman whose remains were recently found during construction in what is now British Columbia: That's a good loving tweet, goddamn.
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Foxfire_ posted:Billie Eilish's music isn't really guitar-adjacent at all, so it's not that surprising that she hasn't encountered influential guitarists whose entire career was before she was born. This is the part I think a lot of folks aren't getting. Guitar rock as a genre is basically dead. It's stone cold, Jeffery Epstein dead as a pop genre. She might even know a song or two of theirs, but there's literally no reason to know the name unless she's, I dunno, dated a dad rock nerd or something.
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Dec 4, 2019 12:43
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Son of Rodney posted:You're making jokes about loving corpses but think animals are in bad taste? 
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Dec 23, 2019 14:04
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Olaf The Stout posted:I just watched bladerunner for the first time this year, and deckard totally rapes that replicant. He holds her down while she's screaming no, and it's viewed at the time as a love scene?? Bold part didn't happen, but yeah, it's pretty bad. I've seen an interview with the director where they confirm it was intentional. They started out trying to film a normal love scene but the chemistry wasn't there. They took a step back and thought about what to do and realized it worked better with the point of the movie if Deckard didn't really treat her as human. I'm sure some people view it as a love scene for the same reason there are people who see movies like Full Metal Jacket and think "woah, badass": because they're morons.
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Danaru posted:People harassing and doxing trans folks as a prank you see haha no really it's ironic harassment you just dont get it maaan And also FYADers wandering in to tag team troll anywhere the harassment was being discussed, including the trans issues discussion thread in TGRS.
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There's absolutely something to be said for telling a story because you want to tell a story, and letting it be what it is. But he's perhaps not the best advocate for that approach.
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Roblo posted:I love the smug watch "connoisseurs" in the comments calling people 'broke' (as if they could afford it) and saying people "don't understand movement" and are uneducated. The original tweet doesn't cover any of that. They just say it looks cheap and nasty. Cheap quartz movements are literally ten times more accurate than even very nice mechanical movements. The tourbillion was originally an attempt to improve that, but at this point they're just masturbation and a way to (dramatically) increase the price. Including one basically requires making some part of the case transparent for the same reason no one makes discrete supercars. This watch takes that to it's logical conclusion, then shits the bed harder than I thought possible. I'm honestly impressed. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Jan 20, 2020 |
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Garrand posted:Fur aside, I would have no desire to get in a car only to have a bunch of screens blaring add directly in my face Same. It's obnoxious as gently caress on top of being bewilderingly strange.
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Son of Rodney posted:Is this a parody post or is this a thing that Americans actually believe Why on earth would you try to pin that on Americans?
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Memento posted:Are you actually wondering if a girl who is sixteen years old could have traveled on a ship that sank over a hundred years ago? He's joking, you weenie.
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Skwirl posted:You do know "pipelines" and "guillotine" don't even come close to rhyming, right?
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Feb 20, 2020 14:14
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Ishamael posted:I'm dumb, what's the joke here? That he thinks students are most interested in how to keep going to class? Twitter embeds cut off an images. Click through and read the whole thing.
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Old Boot posted:Nah DTs can straight-up kill you dead if you go cold turkey, and benzos won't do a drat thing about it. Benzos are the other drug where withdrawal can kill and they can literally be used to treat alcohol withdrawal. They're not just for dealing with the anxiety.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:So I'm old and stupid and not really good with phones. How do I make this work? Google at the home screen, not in a browser. I have no idea if doing it in a browser works but I know doing it from from the home screen does. From there: 1  2  If one of those buttons isn't there, you're out of luck. After you press the second one it will pop up the camera. Or it may ask for permission to launch the camera. You should say yes. If it doesn't ask but also doesn't work it may be you'd previously denied permission, in which case you'll have to Google how to reset it. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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i own every Bionicle posted:It also works with a tiger, lion, goat, and probably other aminals I can’t think of right now. Kangaroo, Labrador retriever, and shark. Others that I can't remember either.
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Samuringa posted:It's always important to It's actually ambiguous what joker does to her. The only objectively inaccurate part was saying he made Gordon watch. It's a mind bogglingly dumb quibble. Inceltown posted:I want to see a Batman where Bruce realises that the huge wealth inequality is the driving force behind Gothams crime problem and he fights for a more just tax system that is used to improve the lives of the impoverished. Creating a social safety net that means no one needs to resort to violence to stay alive. Same.
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"It's actually sexual assault" every time this plot point is brought up because that's what matters and not that comic books treat and always have treated women like poo poo for their entire existence.
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Mister Mind posted:My bingo card just caught fire. These usually turn out to be large dogs or stray children's toys.
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Elysiume posted:Stray children already have enough problems and now they're losing their toys? And then they get eaten by tigers!
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