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Someone make a mountain goats IT lyrics gpt bot
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Filled with ikea furniture and Joe Pesci posters.. it’s just like my house
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feedmyleg posted:Once I was having a really lovely day and I went to a show hosted by Darnielle and he played my favorite TMG song which he said was also his favorite song and that nobody ever wanted him to play it at shows but gently caress it he wanted to and it made me feel a bit less sad and also cry. I was dressed like Indiana Jones at the time. What song?
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grittyreboot posted:Hey it's pretty hosed up to post that image in the Good Tweets thread
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Counterpoint: Edge of Tomorrow/Live Die Repeat is based on a story called All You Need is Kill
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They did surgery on a strawberry
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Frank Frank posted:Holy poo poo. Did he finally OD? acute lead poisoning
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Yeah I ditched it when Gillian Anderson noped out because I am a dyed-in-the-wool Gillian Anderson simp Natasha Lyonne as Garfield
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I am 14 and just discovered r/atheism
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:I think part of why no one seems to know their real height stems from a weird American idea that average male height is like 6' when it's actually 5'8", so now it's just an elaborate web of people gaslighting themselves and others. I thought it was 4’. This is very disturbing.
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PENIS or AISLE since it hits 3 vowels and S
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thecluckmeme posted:The last concert I went to was a Mountain Goats concert in Minneapolis where a dude in a white suit in front of me was just loving GROOVING to a country song about a cocaine dealer in a casino, but he was too far gone to stay on his feet and kept falling backwards. I basically acted as this guy's safety net for a few songs while he did some two-step where one of the steps was a drunken trust fall. Clearly they did not actually want everyone to get high
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What did it become? A combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?
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Silly Burrito posted:This guy looks exactly like Otho in Beetlejuice. That’s an insult to Glenn Shadix
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grittyreboot posted:Why is Paul acting like this is a shocking new revelation? Wait he did WHAT
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Glad to find out via google that horror editor Stephen Jones is not horror author Stephen Graham Jones, whose works I enjoy
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Read After Burning posted:You beat me to it! The reporter's face at the end, oh my GOD. I loving hate this guy. The videos are fake, the rear end is fake, the reporter is fake. It's all staged. Same with this "i'm on a green screen while on a work Zoom call but actually (jetskiing, boxing, riding a motorcycle) or whatever nonsense. The first was funny, now it's a dead rotting horse.
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I went to a very blatantly nostalgia rock concert with Everclear, Live, Filter, and Sponge Filter’s lead singer went on a rant about how it wasn’t a loving nostalgia show it was rock and roll Not everybody has heart in a blender guy level of self awareness
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the holy poopacy posted:Yeah, red / green is handiness, not fastness. Lol
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:I AM HOLY CONTENT you've been down exactly long enough in the midnight sea
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zoux posted:I'm not a marketing expert but "pap smear" is a terrible name for a procedure. No, that's that guy who played guitar in Nirvana & Foo Fighters
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:https://twitter.com/womancubus/status/1587424035406696448 the OP was clearly using 'caregiver' as a stand-in for parent, guardian, etc -- not 'servant', but don't let that get in the way of dunking on them for a still pretty dumb take
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Milo and POTUS posted:Snoop: I'm Dying. 
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Doesn’t the tonneau cover completely enclose the rear windshield, too? Great design.
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naw, man, faygo goes hard as gently caress, bro
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DontMockMySmock posted:These days computer scientists use the term "AGI" for "artificial general intelligence" for sci-fi person-like AI. I've also seen GAI I think. im gai
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They wrote the quote wrong. He says “white onions”, not “white ones”. Also the line work is trash But 10/10 concept
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Lobok posted:Does The OA have completely unrelated seasons or something? I started watching the first season with the actress from the two Earths movie trapped in a guy's house and I can't imagine where it goes from there to get to interpretive dance as a preventive measure against school shootings. That’s the same season
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