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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Why was the fisherman rejected?

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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It's fuckin' getfiscal, you guys, he's a goon.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Ridge. That poor kid is doomed to a lifetime of telling people that his name isn't Rich.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Kid's not wrong.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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This is the first I have heard of this movie, and loving what

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I want Jon to be king, am a mild-to-moderate socialist, never go to Applebee's, and am reasonably sure I don't smell like weed.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Someone should Frosty a fascist.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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We don't deserve Chuck Tingle.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Wait, is an anthropomorphic turtle's social media intern trying to corncob AOC?

Is corncob transitive?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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dril is a treasure

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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vyelkin posted:

They've been together for like 10 years or something and I trust a 30-year-old woman to make her own decisions, especially when that decision is falling in love with Patrick Stewart.

Can you really trust someone who doesn't fall in love with Patrick Stewart?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Farecoal posted:

From his (?) profile:


This all seems like unironic good advice, D+ parody account

#KeepStraws and #AbolishICE on the same account doesn't make sense. The kinds of people up in arms about banning plastic straws* are generally the "setting my $60,000 truck on fire to own the libs" type of morons.

Plastic straws are just another dumb thing the chuds suddenly care immensely about because some progressives want to get rid of them due to the immensely wasteful nature of a small piece of plastic that can only be used once. Reusable straws are better.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Dave Bautista seems like a good dude. :unsmith:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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There is a dril tweet for everything

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Phy posted:

what's dogma

dogma deez nutz

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Ben just telling his dad "tweet this joke" with no explanation is pretty funny too

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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luxury handset posted:

nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1098033570759757824

Is Copernicus Jackson the man or the cat

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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tangy yet delightful posted:

Just wait until he's on a vacation in california and meets up with a guy running an old van up some national park roads.

On Christmas for some reason.

I want to believe. Those stories are wonderful, and honestly, life can be that weird. It doesn't quite have the same "feel" as the usual STDH fare.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Inspector 34 posted:

I might be crazy here, but don't stairs generally go both ways?

Are you looking up these stairs from the bottom, or down from the top?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I am Puke Satan

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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VideoGames posted:

Holy moly this is amazing.

Jesus, she did it backwards too

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

Why is this cockney-rear end nobody bitching about not having servants?

I know it's the cool goon thing to pretend not to know anything about popular culture, but calling Liam Gallagher a "cockney-rear end nobody" is kinda reaching.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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AtomD posted:

Kaiju girls make do.

Hideo Kojima :allears:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Yoshi Wins posted:

Unfortunately I think Karl Marx Novelty Dildo Enthusiast is too long to be an SA username.

The limit is 18 characters.

Karl Marx Dildo just makes the cut.

More candidates:
Novelty Dildo (14)
Karl Marx Dildo (15)
Dildo Enthusiast (16)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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literally drinking out of a public toilet to own the libs

The future is dumb

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Porcupines are weapons-grade cute.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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uwu boll is a great display name

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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talk about a mic drop :drat:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Pursuing an obviously Bad News relationship is like something every young person does, and learning from it is part of growing as a person

hers just happened to be the president, and because people are trash, they treated her like poo poo for it

I feel so bad for Monica but I also really admire and respect her for the way she's handled it

she's funny and she is a serious anti-bullying advocate and that is extremely cool and good and you should watch her ted talk if you haven't

e: that whole scandal is where I learned the word "intern"

and "semen"

growing up in the 90s and 2000s was a real weird time

venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Jul 15, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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grittyreboot posted:

Every Catholic gandma has these. They've never been sold by conventional means.
https://twitter.com/CandyCornball/status/1150385885235597313?s=19

Dollar store. Not kidding.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Alan Moore can suck it.



Also he's not a chaos magician. He's a grumpy old Crowleyist.

Thelema is weird

The best way to rebel against regressive Christian conservatism is The Satanic Temple. Their whole thing is:

quote:

The mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense and justice, and be directed by the human conscience to undertake noble pursuits guided by the individual will. Politically aware, Civic-minded Satanists and allies in The Satanic Temple have publicly opposed The Westboro Baptist Church, advocated on behalf of children in public school to abolish corporal punishment, applied for equal representation where religious monuments are placed on public property, provided religious exemption and legal protection against laws that unscientifically restrict women's reproductive autonomy, exposed fraudulent harmful pseudo-scientific practitioners and claims in mental health care, and applied to hold clubs alongside other religious after school clubs in schools besieged by proselytizing organizations.[19]

Also:

quote:

The organization actively participates in public affairs that have manifested in several public political actions and efforts at lobbying,[11][12] with a focus on the separation of church and state and using satire against Christian privilege that it says interferes with personal religious freedom. It considers marriage a religious sacrament that should be governed under the First Amendment's protection of religious liberty, and which should prevail over state laws.[13] Because the group regards inviolability of the body as a key doctrine, it also views all restrictions on abortion, including mandatory waiting periods, as an infringement on the rights of Satanists to practice their religion.[14] The Satanic Temple does not believe in a supernatural Satan. The Temple uses the literary Satan as a metaphor to promote pragmatic skepticism, rational reciprocity, personal autonomy, and curiosity.[7] Satan is thus used as a symbol representing "the eternal rebel" against arbitrary authority and social norms.[15][16]

Hail Satan.

Note, this is not the same thing as the Church of Satan/LaVeyan Satanism, which is just Objectivism with pentagrams. This is more like rational humanism with pentagrams and a dash of rebellious humor.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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doverhog posted:

So, we as rational men should strip ourselves of all mystical thought?

dehumanize urself and face to S̭͉̠̠̟AT̰͠A̷̘̥͓̼Ń͉͇̘̰

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Katt posted:

Not even a joke. On a labor rights course we read about coca cola basically running hit squads in South America against union activists.

"Basically" nothing, the Coca-Cola Company literally had union organizers murdered.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Groverhaus hasn't collapsed yet?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Doc Hawkins posted:

resident evil ... a parade of stupendously bad sequels

Nothing involving Milla Jovovich murdering the poo poo out of zombies can be described as "stupendously bad"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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That's about the most wholesome way that could have ended

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Actual god-damned research has shown a strong correlation between socially conservative political views and being really fuckin' bad at understanding irony, memes, and humor in general.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Seems like a lot of work just to make an egg bigger than before

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Phy posted:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FILCH A STRANGER IN THE AMPS

amazing

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1154939913915097089

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

I would take a loving bat to the car if I caught someone doing that.

I would have it loving towed with absolutely no warning to a tow yard on the other side of town and then take the guy to small claims for my electric bill plus the cost of the tow. Inconvenience the rear end in a top hat as much as humanly possible. Waste his time and his money.

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