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Why was the fisherman rejected?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 19:29 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:01 |
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It's fuckin' getfiscal, you guys, he's a goon.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 05:42 |
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Ridge. That poor kid is doomed to a lifetime of telling people that his name isn't Rich.
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 16:03 |
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Kid's not wrong.
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# ¿ May 12, 2019 11:56 |
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This is the first I have heard of this movie, and loving what
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# ¿ May 12, 2019 13:35 |
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I want Jon to be king, am a mild-to-moderate socialist, never go to Applebee's, and am reasonably sure I don't smell like weed.
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# ¿ May 14, 2019 02:56 |
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Someone should Frosty a fascist.
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 09:31 |
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We don't deserve Chuck Tingle.
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# ¿ May 21, 2019 02:25 |
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Wait, is an anthropomorphic turtle's social media intern trying to corncob AOC? Is corncob transitive?
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# ¿ May 21, 2019 14:53 |
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dril is a treasure
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 19:06 |
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vyelkin posted:They've been together for like 10 years or something and I trust a 30-year-old woman to make her own decisions, especially when that decision is falling in love with Patrick Stewart. Can you really trust someone who doesn't fall in love with Patrick Stewart?
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 01:53 |
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Farecoal posted:From his (?) profile: #KeepStraws and #AbolishICE on the same account doesn't make sense. The kinds of people up in arms about banning plastic straws* are generally the "setting my $60,000 truck on fire to own the libs" type of morons. Plastic straws are just another dumb thing the chuds suddenly care immensely about because some progressives want to get rid of them due to the immensely wasteful nature of a small piece of plastic that can only be used once. Reusable straws are better.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2019 18:34 |
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Dave Bautista seems like a good dude.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 01:47 |
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There is a dril tweet for everything
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 20:13 |
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Phy posted:what's dogma dogma deez nutz
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 03:45 |
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Ben just telling his dad "tweet this joke" with no explanation is pretty funny too
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 21:51 |
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luxury handset posted:nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls Is Copernicus Jackson the man or the cat
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 03:10 |
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tangy yet delightful posted:Just wait until he's on a vacation in california and meets up with a guy running an old van up some national park roads. On Christmas for some reason. I want to believe. Those stories are wonderful, and honestly, life can be that weird. It doesn't quite have the same "feel" as the usual STDH fare.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 02:02 |
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Inspector 34 posted:I might be crazy here, but don't stairs generally go both ways? Are you looking up these stairs from the bottom, or down from the top?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 23:50 |
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I am Puke Satan
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 01:18 |
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VideoGames posted:Holy moly this is amazing. Jesus, she did it backwards too
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 15:25 |
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Who What Now posted:Why is this cockney-rear end nobody bitching about not having servants? I know it's the cool goon thing to pretend not to know anything about popular culture, but calling Liam Gallagher a "cockney-rear end nobody" is kinda reaching.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 22:50 |
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AtomD posted:Kaiju girls make do. Hideo Kojima
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 23:17 |
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Yoshi Wins posted:Unfortunately I think Karl Marx Novelty Dildo Enthusiast is too long to be an SA username. The limit is 18 characters. Karl Marx Dildo just makes the cut. More candidates: Novelty Dildo (14) Karl Marx Dildo (15) Dildo Enthusiast (16)
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 23:31 |
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literally drinking out of a public toilet to own the libs The future is dumb
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 02:04 |
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Porcupines are weapons-grade cute.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 07:51 |
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uwu boll is a great display name
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 01:52 |
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talk about a mic drop
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 20:28 |
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Pursuing an obviously Bad News relationship is like something every young person does, and learning from it is part of growing as a person hers just happened to be the president, and because people are trash, they treated her like poo poo for it I feel so bad for Monica but I also really admire and respect her for the way she's handled it she's funny and she is a serious anti-bullying advocate and that is extremely cool and good and you should watch her ted talk if you haven't e: that whole scandal is where I learned the word "intern" and "semen" growing up in the 90s and 2000s was a real weird time venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Jul 15, 2019 |
# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 03:54 |
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grittyreboot posted:Every Catholic gandma has these. They've never been sold by conventional means. Dollar store. Not kidding.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 13:23 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Alan Moore can suck it. Thelema is weird The best way to rebel against regressive Christian conservatism is The Satanic Temple. Their whole thing is: quote:The mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense and justice, and be directed by the human conscience to undertake noble pursuits guided by the individual will. Politically aware, Civic-minded Satanists and allies in The Satanic Temple have publicly opposed The Westboro Baptist Church, advocated on behalf of children in public school to abolish corporal punishment, applied for equal representation where religious monuments are placed on public property, provided religious exemption and legal protection against laws that unscientifically restrict women's reproductive autonomy, exposed fraudulent harmful pseudo-scientific practitioners and claims in mental health care, and applied to hold clubs alongside other religious after school clubs in schools besieged by proselytizing organizations.[19] Also: quote:The organization actively participates in public affairs that have manifested in several public political actions and efforts at lobbying,[11][12] with a focus on the separation of church and state and using satire against Christian privilege that it says interferes with personal religious freedom. It considers marriage a religious sacrament that should be governed under the First Amendment's protection of religious liberty, and which should prevail over state laws.[13] Because the group regards inviolability of the body as a key doctrine, it also views all restrictions on abortion, including mandatory waiting periods, as an infringement on the rights of Satanists to practice their religion.[14] The Satanic Temple does not believe in a supernatural Satan. The Temple uses the literary Satan as a metaphor to promote pragmatic skepticism, rational reciprocity, personal autonomy, and curiosity.[7] Satan is thus used as a symbol representing "the eternal rebel" against arbitrary authority and social norms.[15][16] Hail Satan. Note, this is not the same thing as the Church of Satan/LaVeyan Satanism, which is just Objectivism with pentagrams. This is more like rational humanism with pentagrams and a dash of rebellious humor.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 02:22 |
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doverhog posted:So, we as rational men should strip ourselves of all mystical thought? dehumanize urself and face to S̭͉̠̠̟AT̰͠A̷̘̥͓̼Ń͉͇̘̰
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 03:59 |
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Katt posted:Not even a joke. On a labor rights course we read about coca cola basically running hit squads in South America against union activists. "Basically" nothing, the Coca-Cola Company literally had union organizers murdered.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 12:18 |
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Groverhaus hasn't collapsed yet?
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 14:26 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:resident evil ... a parade of stupendously bad sequels Nothing involving Milla Jovovich murdering the poo poo out of zombies can be described as "stupendously bad"
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2019 05:14 |
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That's about the most wholesome way that could have ended
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 22:03 |
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Actual god-damned research has shown a strong correlation between socially conservative political views and being really fuckin' bad at understanding irony, memes, and humor in general.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 22:15 |
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Seems like a lot of work just to make an egg bigger than before
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 08:55 |
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Phy posted:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FILCH A STRANGER IN THE AMPS amazing https://twitter.com/dril/status/1154939913915097089
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2019 08:17 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:01 |
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Skwirl posted:I would take a loving bat to the car if I caught someone doing that. I would have it loving towed with absolutely no warning to a tow yard on the other side of town and then take the guy to small claims for my electric bill plus the cost of the tow. Inconvenience the rear end in a top hat as much as humanly possible. Waste his time and his money.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2019 08:25 |