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The idea of the 71-year-old Richard Dreyfuss auditioning for Batman isn't funny enough?
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Farecoal posted:Fair enough, but that seems like a necessary if unpleasant task. Not like "god I hope all deer die!!" I totaled my car last fall hitting a deer that was charging full-tilt across the interstate at night. If I had been going 0.5 MPH slower it would have come through the windshield and probably killed me instead of just caving in the left side of the hood. So yes, I do hope all deer die.
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Same, except I'm adding "you must be a lot of fun at parties."
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That study is bullshit because people count as animals and Paula Deen's recipes must have contributed to thousands of deaths from heart disease and diabetes.
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I have no strong opinions about music. https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1144730404055707648
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slinkimalinki posted:The little "k" on the end of "magic" is like a dagger through my embarrassment gland. Remember, when it's got a k on the end, it's pronounced "muh-gik," with a hard g.
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LifeLynx posted:There was a similar joke I heard once, but I can't quite place it. I feel like it might have been Demetri Martin? Similar concept about someone calling an event by its modern name as it was happening, before it got that name. This is what came to mind for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9JgxhXW5w e: I guess in my memory that sketch took place during Watergate, so I guess it's not like it at all! Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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Modal Auxiliary posted:You should start a "Post American politics tweets" thread.  Or maybe just stop posting in PYF altogether and go to D&D, since every single goddamn thing you post is related to American politics. https://twitter.com/wonderella/status/1163289271501021186
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Dr Christmas posted:Seeing Trump feel good, even for a moment makes me angry. He knows, and that's why he does it.
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Minnesota's giantess fetish is a natural result of hearing the Paul Bunyan myth so often as a kid.
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https://twitter.com/commie__dearest/status/1180726022133735424 e- unrelated to Recent Clown Movie About Society: https://twitter.com/housetoastonish/status/1180627221016383489 Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Oct 6, 2019 |
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Scottish twitter is best read accompanied by a picture of Merida from Wreck it Ralph 2.
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Because when he said "shifter mashed my nut" what he actually meant was "pants pinched my nut while I was shifting," hth.
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mind the walrus posted:Now for some tweet content so this autistic poo poo doesn't get me probe'd: Yo those were all good posts, though. https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1187957201186410496
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I've been assuming that you're expected to bring gifts to a gender reveal party and so it was just another grift to try and get free stuff, like baby showers.
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MizPiz posted:poo poo like this is always just so hilarious until your child is given a few Stones of Barenziah Such a shame; once that gets into your quest journal it's there for life.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The weirdest thing is how a lot of nurses believe in alternative therapy like crystals and anti Vax I worked with a nurse who was a flat-Earther. She asked me if I could see the curvature of the Earth when I flew home from Asia and then was really confused when I said "yes, of course."
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I'm partial to the wallet + vape + pocket knife + whole rear end chef's knife myself. https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1230164382988017664
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Vagina Monolith 5 is where the series really lost its way, imo.
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I can't imagine being so terminally On Twitter that you would get that.
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You can laugh at a social media intern's thinking without becoming complicit in every and all excess of capitalism.
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That video is great but definitely needs to be deleted from your YouTube history immediately after viewing so you don't get inundated with "Jordan Peterson OWNS feminist student" videos.
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I've seen that clip several times but never thought to ask: is it from an actual game or is it just someones visual arts project?
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I got furloughed today and this is definitely me already: https://twitter.com/amymorganedits/status/1248323186996973568
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1250415990636195840 I legitimately thought he was making an "assault rifle-15" joke at first, but then I looked it up and it is what COVID-19 stands for. Super obvious on retrospect but for some reason I never put it together. So I learned something today!
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