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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://mobile.twitter.com/hereinid/status/1081763181503033346

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https://mobile.twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/1029535928379797504

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1083635887538348032

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1085090471360323584

https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1085075877753507840

https://twitter.com/FredTaming/status/1085136736538243072

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1086918783720177665

https://twitter.com/WilburWurthless/status/1090594715853049857

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1091228868579450880

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/HorseMorsel/status/1085223889268076545

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1095166515844763649

https://twitter.com/wildethingy/status/1030580587852128256

https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1092447404002078720

https://twitter.com/SardonicTart/status/1089523132715667458

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1099051486426947585

https://twitter.com/horsedivorce/status/1103095882139033600

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1105649331363733505

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1103972523455074306

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/americanwombat/status/1105866415540625409

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/zachheltzel/status/1106031708585943041

https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/1106133767029248001

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1108516709676150784

https://twitter.com/MissSassy_Pants/status/1108830047262117895

https://twitter.com/MicroSFF/status/1101907236325150720

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1105682207593631744

https://twitter.com/SingOutJoe/status/1107754658804711429

https://twitter.com/__apf__/status/1108974967008288768

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/JBadsleep/status/1110481451403886592

https://twitter.com/cashbonez/status/1109944296923230213

https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1110669211292979200

https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1114209903256715265

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1109615746722594816

https://twitter.com/the_cracking/status/1109277322497220609

https://twitter.com/muffins_english/status/1110172929571123202

https://twitter.com/Soren_Ltd/status/1112591163368706048

https://twitter.com/toddlevin/status/1113535426315280385

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Watched what?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Was he named after Ridge Forrester, I wonder?

I would assume so just because what other Ridges are there?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Screaming Idiot posted:

say his name out loud

What's it supposed to sound like? Because I'm not hearing it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


jojoinnit posted:

This makes no sense. It's clearly a subjective idea of how many animals die based on how much of their meat it calls for, as a portion of the amount of average meat per animal composition. If it's two chicken breasts that's two deaths since chickens don't have two breasts. If it's a bunch of sausages I guess you crunch the numbers and end up with an eighth of a pig. You don't even know how many animals there are, if it calls for a whole pig then you've killed one pig don't give me this .5 malarkey because you also made a salad. If it suggests you enjoy with a glass of orange juice has the number gone down to .333 animals per recipe?

It's not in any way subjective. You cannot kill a fraction of an animal, but you can kill a fraction of an animal per recipe. If you work out that a pig can be made into 100 sausages then a recipe that calls for 10 sausages kills one pig. A recipe that calls for 101 sausages kills two pigs. If you need three chicken legs for one recipe and one for the next then that's two chickens for the first and one for the second for an average of 1.5 per recipe.

You take the minimum number of animals required for each recipe separately and add them all together, then you divide by the total number of recipes. That's it. It's a very basic calculation.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


DontMockMySmock posted:

There is only one correct opinion, and that is that 3/4 of the beatles are good.

Paul, George and Ringo? I agree.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


UnfurledSails posted:

Having a lion named Aslan was really confusing to me when I was a kid growing up in Turkey

It just means "lion" right? Seems like the most obvious name for a lion to have. Particularly a lion who is actually god. There may be other lions, but he's the Lion.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


For a while I was going to the eye hospital fairly often and they seem to make you do this test no matter what you came in for - always with the same chart - and I eventually had to ask them to change it because I actually had memorised it through repetition. I wasn't trying to, it was just unavoidable.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


AweStriker posted:

I specifically agree with this one on the grounds that I dislike the French language.
The issue is not with using the word entree at all, just with using it to mean "main course" when it quite obviously means the first part of the meal, ie. the bit you call the "appetizer" [sic].

grittyreboot posted:

Barbeque is not a cooking apparatus. It refers to a specific method of cooking meats using smoke and low heat over a long time.
Sure. In America. Where you use words wrong.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

I have no idea who he is but everything you need to know is in the thread,

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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This seems like the worst possible criticism of the "straight pride" bullshit.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Screaming Idiot posted:

I do have to put up with seeing people talk about them, analyze them, pick them apart, buy the merchandise, rant and rave about how much they love/hate them. It's inescapable.
No it isn't. I don't see any of that stuff. Just don't watch/read things that don't interest you. It's really easy.


The girl's accent was surprising and confusing in equal measure, but the real shock was when the woman turned out to be Dr Girlfriend.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Eschenique posted:

I snitched on a guy once for putting a bottle of moderately expensive whisky in his jacket at a liquor store once.

Why? Genuine question. What was your actual motivation for doing that?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Captain Monkey posted:

Why did they do this? It was so boring every single time. They'd walk around and just like.. look at these for-sale houses. Then we'd go home and make dinner.
My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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FFT posted:

Was it usually at night? That can be a good way to get kids to go to sleep.

Nope. After lunch, usually. Occasionally in the morning.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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I read through that until I got to the "47 more replies" link. Even Twitter thinks this is too long and dumb.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/michaela_morgan/status/1187863426892062720

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/AGildedEye/status/1186699087518810112

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1188247212192489472

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/emmahvossen/status/1138841342921060354

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I thought Oliver Queen was going to Russia this week?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


LawfulWaffle posted:

It's really the same with cops, where the worst examples of cops are murderers who are protected by a union that allows repugnant behavior to thrive, so we constantly hear about the people who absolutely shouldn't be cops and never about the cops who, you know, don't murder or rape people.

Not murdering and raping is a pretty low bar to clear. The major difference between nurses and cops is that the best nurses are actually providing an essential service and the best cops are... not actively causing harm? Maybe?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Context:
https://twitter.com/ToryRebuttal/status/1200046931357192193

Tweet:
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1200049136931921920

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Eschenique posted:

In the 90s he was known for being the really old man on a Skateboard.
He would have been in his twenties back then. So yeah, ancient.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/1200701358623473664?s=20

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Full video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuNRvHt8t1Y

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1205621562361155584

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/chimeracoder/status/1205995728688107520

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/BrentToderian/status/1205990849340817408

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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What is a wine cave and what's happened to them?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1211147398271029254

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Screaming Idiot posted:

There's even one episode where Lydia travels into Beetlejuice's (Betelgeuse's?) subconscious

The character in the film is named Betelgeuse but the character in the cartoon is named Beetlejuice. Both the movie and the cartoon themselves are named Beetlejuice though. The movie even draws attention to the spelling discrepancy when Adam mispronounces Betelgeuse's name after reading it on his business card.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/paulpuccio/status/1211249512590663681

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