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Biscats n Gravy posted:I was going to make a joke about how no good tweets exist but I can no longer make that joke in good conscious because this thread undeniably has good tweets in it. 
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Lactose is possibly the worst thing she could have chosen to make this point.
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Apparently this is fake. Still funny though.
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I just want you to know that I really appreciate this tweet
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I truly do enjoy how an account that is based entirely on irony can't help but display a sincere hatred of cops https://twitter.com/dril/status/539657944833732608
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett/status/1206914014762029056 Took me a second.
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Parallelwoody posted:Already deleted It was a response to this tweet: https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1224021228521807873 And someone responded basically saying "You're a millionaire, why don't you donate?" He probably deleted it because it seems like Ron called him out. https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1224071439944339456
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MizPiz posted:Pete isn't gay and his marriage to Chasten is a calculated sham What a horrible loving take
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MizPiz posted:I'm pansexual and can confidently say I've been with more men than both Pete and Chasten, so this comes from a position of authority. Glad to see you're the arbiter of gays. Is this like how you keep getting probed for deciding which jews aren't "real" jews?
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As someone who has still had to leave the house to go to work every weekday, I was more surprised by how many people were still out tbh. Especially because I work near Boston where the whole Biogen thing happened.
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https://twitter.com/rabelazy/status/1266872782735933440 https://twitter.com/otter_weekend/status/1266911959150030848
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tangy yet delightful posted:I wasn't aware she was gone, did her accounts get deleted due to the bathwater thing or has she just not posted since then? It's much weirder than that. https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1181226370711670790 https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1181385098157023232 Also if you're wondering if she was a nazi, this was one of the images in the second tweet. 
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MizPiz posted:Has anyone done the necessary work to see how true it is that the quality of a Seinfeld episode is inversely proportional to how many lines/how much screentime Jerry Seinfeld gets? I know that it is The Truth, but I want to know if there are any numbers to go along with it. He has tons of screentime and lines in every episode. And in most of the famous classic episodes like The Contest he has even more lines and screentime. But if you want to do the math and decide which episodes are "good" compared to his presence then go right ahead.
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I know everything is completely insane right now, but it is still strange to me to see New York Times reporters quoting dril.
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https://twitter.com/junker_jo/status/1289937939854581762 it's me, i'm boys
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It is kind of strange how often my mom asks if I've seen her stuff, and how great it is. It's like...yeah? I've seen it before. But I really don't like to listen to Trump's voice at all if I'm actually trying to enjoy something, so I try to avoid it generally.
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mind the walrus posted:2012's narrow victory 
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Jesus I was not expecting that. Good poo poo. Another good one from the replies: https://twitter.com/Punk_Bat/status/1292135797236301827
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https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/955168910852153344 First step to recovery is admitting it buddy!!!
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Takoluka posted:For me.
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