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My parents were cool and let me cash in all my teeth. I tended to buy candy with the money though so I think the tooth fairy had a racket going on here.
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chitoryu12 posted:What's "USP"? Unnecessarily Sexed Poop medicine
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Nottherealaborn posted:Which is why you can always buy your own plastic straws if you actually need them, but that’s a terrible excuse for why restaurants, etc. shouldn’t get rid of single use straws Should people have to bring their own fork and knife to a restaurant?
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Lol if you don't delete the tracking info from urls when you share them in a feeble attempt to stick it to The Man I saw this one making the rounds a week ago and I feel dumb because I don't get it.
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Sorry a lot of my old favs are just appearing out of nowhere in my timeline today https://twitter.com/bobby/status/915758337844813825
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Of course not, they're a plane, they don't fit in most houses. Either that or a goggle-wearing dog, which are compulsory to invite to parties.
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Clearly it is the animal's fault that man constructed a highway through their territory
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Wait who are email wife and fake wife?
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son: this tesla car is great dad dad: it is indeed son son: who made it? dad: no one. it came from space
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Congrats to the disembodied floating head for getting into medschool https://twitter.com/LashNolen/status/1145733192672038924
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Phy posted:etymonline is lowkey one of my favorite sites. 
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How is this like a reverse tooth fairy? If anything the tooth fairy and the strawberry candy fairy are running a racket together. Edit: https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1150763166504087552 Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Jul 15, 2019 |
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lowenaffchen owns. Please follow them
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https://twitter.com/pervocracy/status/1148400651682164736 It's true 
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E: gently caress wrong thread!
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Lol this is great https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/993528671171465221
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Great thread https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1153794305196056581
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Lol this dude thinks Ren was a rabbit
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Memento posted:It might be a little early folks, but I happy to call it - this is the best video you'll see all year. https://twitter.com/dixonbryce1/status/1152729608397230080
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